Lab 10,979 Posted February 10, 2014 Report Share Posted February 10, 2014 3 questions.... 1...How are you on apple tree pruning? - Never tried. Bad I would guess 2...How are you on heating/plumbing issues? O.K 3...How much do you eat? - A lot. Lol Hotel Lab....CLOSED he could eat a giraffe Hey this could work.....giraffe could do a good job on my tree and then I could shoot the c**t and feed it to Walshie?? How many giraffes will I need a week for him though?.. Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,832 Posted February 10, 2014 Report Share Posted February 10, 2014 I might have a few spare bedrooms Walshie mate. Now, how are you at fitting bathroom suites? And laying slabs? Decorating? Cooking? Kids?................ Daughter? 18-30 perhaps? Just working out space of course......... ATB Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted February 10, 2014 Report Share Posted February 10, 2014 At least I won't have to go out soon to practice my fishing. They'll be in my living room. And can everyone stop making light of my predicament? got some water wings and a rubber ring here i will post them in the morning mate That's a good idea mate. I can wear the water wings and put my laptop and fags on the ring so I can keep moderating THL whatever the conditions. fooking hero Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,832 Posted February 10, 2014 Report Share Posted February 10, 2014 Hey this could work.....giraffe could do a good job on my tree and then I could shoot the c**t and feed it to Walshie?? How many giraffes will I need a week for him though?.. Lol Shooting one giraffe caused hell.......... Never mind having to shoot an entire herd of them! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted February 10, 2014 Report Share Posted February 10, 2014 Hey this could work.....giraffe could do a good job on my tree and then I could shoot the c**t and feed it to Walshie?? How many giraffes will I need a week for him though?.. Lol Shooting one giraffe caused hell.......... Never mind having to shoot an entire herd of them! how would you manage a safe backstop for a head shot i know black bread its a proven method Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted February 10, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2014 Message to JB, Lab, Tomo, Paulus and Born Hunter. Glub,,,glub. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
twobob 1,497 Posted February 10, 2014 Report Share Posted February 10, 2014 I wasn't particularly worried about the floods...until the rain carried on and on and on. Now the rivers bursting their banks have us almost surrounded on 3 sides. The news doesn't look good with yet another storm coming. I think we need a kind THL member well away from the floods to take us in till the worst has passed. That's me, the mrs, my son and a flatulent dog. Big houses with 300+ Sky channels would be preferred and a four poster bed, but anything considered. If my inbox gets too full with offers, please just keep trying till I've had time to vet prospective landlords. walshie ive got a dry packet of rizlas if thats any good 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bootsha 1,306 Posted February 10, 2014 Report Share Posted February 10, 2014 get your pc to the attic, the rest can f****n perish lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PIL 7 Posted February 10, 2014 Report Share Posted February 10, 2014 Look on the bright side walshie, no more Fox's in the garden for the foreseeable Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,726 Posted February 10, 2014 Report Share Posted February 10, 2014 Look on the bright side walshie, no more Fox's in the garden for the foreseeable Aye its the feckin mink he's got a problem with now. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,672 Posted February 10, 2014 Report Share Posted February 10, 2014 1 day and those softies London way are crying ffs.... It's been like that down this way for months lol.... One of our mates is staying with my brother, he lives in Somerset, there's a lovely new moat around his house, which every other day drowns his downstairs. Only way in and out is boat Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted February 10, 2014 Report Share Posted February 10, 2014 If you can doggy-paddle up here, the kids can use our carping bivvy, but you and the good lady Walshie will have to top and tail on the dogs' settee - I'll give it a quick wazz over with Febreze first ! (Special rate for 10 days or more...............well, you are a mate, so it's the least I can do ! No, honestly, don't mention it !) 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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