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Could This Be The Best Fox Bait Ever?


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I've got yet more foxes in my garden. I've seen them all week on CCTV, but they aren't interested in the bait in the cage. I've tried all sorts that normally work for me, but they can't be enticed in.

 

Last night I opened the fridge and the lump of Brie I had in there for weeks was humming badly, :bad: so I decided to chuck it out.

 

Rather than waste it, I put it in the cage on top of the sardines I'm currently trying as bait. Literally within a couple of minutes of switching the kitchen light off, Bingo! Once I'd sorted out the fox, I saw it had eaten the Brie but left the sardines.

 

Could this be a new wonder bait? :laugh:

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I once read a coprophagiac (That's the posh term for " Dirty c**t that eats shit ") saying that human shit tastes like Brie cheese.

 

So, there we have it. Why f**k about? Just unload ye guts into the trap and walk away ~ like John Wayne. Because ye never thought to fetch a loo roll .....

 

Here! This has just inspired me! I'm off to place an advert of my own! :yes:

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