Poacherspocket 189 Posted February 8, 2014 Report Share Posted February 8, 2014 Must have had the shittiest day for a long time today and a bit of a result in the process. My rugby match got called off and got a text to play for stocksbridge 1st team as they were short although I hate rugby union I thought id give it a go. Well I managed to get to york before my phone crashed enternet and signal lost. I drove around for over an hour trying to find the club and failes so I decided to go knocking farms instead as my blood was boiling. Anyway a nice 609 acres of flat land to do some ferreting, my dogs are aloud and the sets only look shallow. Anyone else got lost recently? Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wales1234 5,508 Posted February 8, 2014 Report Share Posted February 8, 2014 Took a girl out few weeks ago acting cool I know all these mountain roads bring the dogs all the time totally different in the dark 180 miles not a clue where I was haha never again !! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dewi 188 Posted February 8, 2014 Report Share Posted February 8, 2014 worked the opposite for me, got a new farm whilst tappin doors, farmer reckoned the place was crawling with gear and nobody had been there with terriers that he could remember for decades.Real secluded place with no phone and like a dick i never wrote the name of the farm down and never found the place again.. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Outlaw Pete 2,224 Posted February 8, 2014 Report Share Posted February 8, 2014 ..... like a dick i never wrote the name of the farm down and never found the place again. Sorry. But, I almost pissed myself on reading that bit! It must be The Farm That Time Forgot. An unspoken of legend among terrier men! And he's still there now. Been there for centuries. Pottering about, thinking; " And there's Another f**king waster, never come back! " 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dewi 188 Posted February 8, 2014 Report Share Posted February 8, 2014 Dont rub it in Pete,this must have been 20 yrs ago and it still pisses me off,"What might have been".. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 30,086 Posted February 8, 2014 Report Share Posted February 8, 2014 I got lost in the middle of the North Sea once .....normally i dont touch the beer but years ago a group of us went on a stag night to Clacton must of been in my mid 20,s......i got pissed out my nut and spent the next day laying on one of them lilo things on the beech.....started to feel a bit better around midday so took the lilo in the water and laid back........................fell asleep and when i woke up had a look around and couldnt see land in any direction ...........like a prat i took a guess what direction and started paddling with my hands.......half hour later i hear a jetski behind me as my pals after about 4 hours had finally decided i might need help and collared a bloke messing about on one ......turns out i was heading for Holland !! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bosun11 537 Posted February 8, 2014 Report Share Posted February 8, 2014 Fecking hell Gnash, that was a close call...! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marky b 309 Posted February 8, 2014 Report Share Posted February 8, 2014 I got lost in the middle of the North Sea once .....normally i dont touch the beer but years ago a group of us went on a stag night to Clacton must of been in my mid 20,s......i got pissed out my nut and spent the next day laying on one of them lilo things on the beech.....started to feel a bit better around midday so took the lilo in the water and laid back........................fell asleep and when i woke up had a look around and couldnt see land in any direction ...........like a prat i took a guess what direction and started paddling with my hands.......half hour later i hear a jetski behind me as my pals after about 4 hours had finally decided i might need help and collared a bloke messing about on one ......turns out i was heading for Holland !!reminds me of only fools and horses when there lost on the boat and they ask the fella on the oil rig for directions 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 30,086 Posted February 8, 2014 Report Share Posted February 8, 2014 reminds me of only fools and horses when there lost on the boat and they ask the fella on the oil rig for directions No way could i have followed the Zeebrugge Ferry on a lilo 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,119 Posted February 8, 2014 Report Share Posted February 8, 2014 Remember going on a jolly boys to Blackpool, the b&b was called the golden thistle or summit like that, one of the lads with us wasn't.... well put it this way you could leave your paper lying around without fear of the c**t finishing the crossword that's for sure, anyway we were driving about aimlessly looking for this b&b when we see this big bloke skinhead walking a couple of staffs, when big Brian pulls open the sliding door and asks "excuse me, golden shower?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marky b 309 Posted February 8, 2014 Report Share Posted February 8, 2014 Me dad told me a story about him and his brother in law lost in Birmingham years ago as me dad overtook this big black lad on a bike his bro in law being a clever Cnut as usual shouts out the window "get peddling faster else you'll get beat by bugner (joe bugner) me dad didn't need diesel but pulled strait into a garage in comes this big fella throws down his bike me uncles shitting himself "WHATD YA SAY MAN" i said do you know the way to west bugner he looks me uncle up and down " nah man you mean West Bromwich " and off he went me dad said me uncle was white as a sheet he gets the piss took out him to this day Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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