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he`s bang on ---- i`m surprised if your doing scrap your not kitted out anyway all makes the right impression if everbody else as to do it the right way why should you be exempt

with all the health and safety vidios courses and site inductions its just makes you more aware when we were on the concrete plants they stopped us for 2 days on one because the company we were worki

He not wrong tho stewie health and safety as gone mad now days you to do a risk assessment to go for a shit these days

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I did some work once with a bloke who was former SAS and was just missing what ever it is in the brain that gets us to recognise fear or danger. It was absolutely terrifying, watching some of his antics.

 

Worst of all though was when the mad c*** wanted me to follow suit! To this day, I grimace and cringe at the memory of me ..... Oh christ! The f**king memory of it! ..... Me, standing on the top f**king rung of an extender. Three floors up. Nothing below but the pavement. Stretching myself up to hand him a Marley roof tile over the parapet!

 

I swear to god; I was hanging against that brickwork by the power of sweat! Why the F**k I didn't take that tile inside and walk it up the stairs to him has long since become lost to me. I only remember my abject terror and pure disbelief that this was really being made to happen to me.

 

That said? F**king nicest bloke I ever worked for!

 

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Ain't there that old picture of all the lads having there dinner break sat on a girder being lifted by a crane I think it's the Rockefeller being built i wonder what h and s would say to them

I like this one :laugh:

http://www.google.co.uk/search?biw=640&bih=360&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=KTL1UteNGYOw7AaTvoHgCw&q=funny+health+and+safety+pictures&oq=funny+heal&gs_l=mobile-gws-serp.1.2.0l5.20387.29954.0.32773.11.7.0.4.4.0.235.1249.0j5j2.7.0....0...1c.1.34.mobile-gws-serp..0.11.1536.GTcE8tL7vk8#biv=i%7C0%3Bd%7CUV_4uR8IuhoN9M%3A

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Any one remember ladder irons? Not as dodgy as some of the pics posted,but I remember not being keen lol

 

 

Cripples we used to call 'em.

Done many a pointing job off them.

 

Put two sets of sticks up, hang them underneath on the inside and sling a plank across.

 

 

 

No sweat. :yes:

 

Cheers, D.

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Any one remember ladder irons? Not as dodgy as some of the pics posted,but I remember not being keen lol

 

 

Cripples we used to call 'em.

Done many a pointing job off them.

 

Put two sets of sticks up, hang them underneath on the inside and sling a plank across.

 

 

 

No sweat. :yes:

 

Cheers, D.

 

Ha ha just came back to me "cripples"

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