Whats The Most Common Phrase You Hear.............

[WEDGEY 753]

500 pound a pup lol

[tb25 4,627]

when folk talk about there 8 week old pup....game as f**k ...lol

[colint5 47]

"hello and welcome to the site mate"

[davey 310]

Why is it always the furthest field away from the motor

[trenchfoot 4,243]

Hello, I'm PC Nick Willey, and today Mathew, I'm going to be a nosey tw#t!

[gsdxg 10]

my father was born in 1902 in a small bedfordshire village 7 children two adults in a rented two bed hovel .no welfare state only the workhouse .clothes and shoes were handed down children to children.constant hunger ricketts .real poverty .if you were lucky you had a good hedge dog usaully a mongrel or a small whippet lurcher .in those days a good dog would mean food a bad dog would mean hunger .the common saying in those days was if a dog is no good borrow a gun of someone and /give the dog a cartridge \

[yorkshire-kid 44]

"That poor dog needs feeding"! Is always a cracker! "F?@k off I have told you when he's caught something I will feed him"!

[squab 2,875]

 

i always have to smile when i hear the inevitable "thats dead that is"specialy when what ever it is gets away

You've maybe been around shite dogs then??????????????????????????

 

yep,id be a liar if i said every dog iv seen run is worthy of kennelling

[dytkos 17,784]

"You've got your hands full" - Any member of the public who sees me walking 2 terriers and 2 lurchers together.

 

"Thought there be more on here to be honest" - Me if I take someone else out with me.

 

"Move" or "Get out of the way" - Me, or the missus to the dogs when in the house.

 

"Come here you c**t/s" - Self explanatory

 

Cheers, D.

[desertbred 5,490]

"if only you were nearer"

[nomoon 542]

"hello and welcome to the site mate"

nice dog bud, nice pic bud etc

[ferrets88 5]

"don't you know its illegal to hunt with dogs"

[pip1968 2,490]

is it in yet

[jude7719 2]

You seen our cat?

[NIBS 35]

You seen our cat?

Seen a few pussy's