MoChara 1,632 Posted February 4, 2014 Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 Go get banned grandad.!! Id choose hour with grandad baw baw.. then at end throw him off the fecking face of that cliff! An hour with me, you'd be throwing yourself off that cliff Nahhh id only mess up my hair..... Deffo give you a boot up the arse right off it. People of the hunting life will thank me only the ones with no sense of humour and big egos How's that 7 year itch going? doing alright grandad. Hows your.............................................. oh yeah forgot you aint got one I have so yaa cheeky wee upstart yea. Trying to find out if I'm available, honest to f**k, what you like what in the name of fk is an upstart your an eejit grandad lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,580 Posted February 4, 2014 Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 Lots of people come to mind , Bert Gripton is a good one , Bill Shankly , Kenny Salway , Shakespeare , Thomas Hardy ,Sonny Liston ,Cus D,amato ,Lord Mountbatten ,I could name a couple of hundred whos stories and views I would like to hear , Bet you couldn't.... I know what your fishing for , but don,t bother , I could get into the thousands and you still wouldn't be on that fukin bench 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted February 4, 2014 Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 Lab that kettle must have blown a fuse the amount of times it been boiled Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted February 4, 2014 Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 Lab that kettle must have blown a fuse the amount of times it been boiled Oh there's a joke there but I'm going to leave it..... Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted February 4, 2014 Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 Lab that kettle must have blown a fuse the amount of times it been boiled Oh there's a joke there but I'm going to leave it..... Lolits for the best Two spoons of nescafe gold one sweetner please! lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted February 4, 2014 Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 My grandad.. My Grandad......got f*****g loads to ask him lately!! Like 'Help, what do I do with this apple tree of yours?' That would be one question....lol Bigger question though would he be happy me giving up the game farm to go it alone at fencing? Sure he'd be happy to support you in whatever you decided to do mate? Maybe keep a few birds about the place in his honour and see them as an enjoyment rather than a stone round your neck.. He was the kind of man that if you were grafting he was happy mate...so im pretty sure he'd be happy with my venture. Just be nice to have a quick word with him to find out for sure though.You having a dilemma mate? You need to ask yourself two questions, do you need the money or are you happy the way things are the now? Money isn't everything, happiness is. I'm sure your grandad wants to see you happy no matter what you do.There's no dilemma mate...I've made my choice. Fencing what I've chosen and I'm sticking to that. Sometimes it would be nice just to have a bit of assurance that it's going to be the right choice. At this time in my life it is.....who knows in the future.Can you not go back to the game farm if it doesn't work out?For the time, stress and hassle the money is just not in it. It's a good time to get out if I'm honest with myself. Oh and stop flirting with Mo....if she comes to Scotland she'll have to pass Fife first so don't wait up.....pmsl don't say I'm flirting, gnasher will be on the now cringing go for it pal, I mean the fencing not mo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted February 4, 2014 Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 Lots of people come to mind , Bert Gripton is a good one , Bill Shankly , Kenny Salway , Shakespeare , Thomas Hardy ,Sonny Liston ,Cus D,amato ,Lord Mountbatten ,I could name a couple of hundred whos stories and views I would like to hear ,Bet you couldn't....I know what your fishing for , but don,t bother , I could get into the thousands and you still wouldn't be on that fukin bench I just want to see you naming a couple hundred people Quote Link to post Share on other sites
treecreeper 1,136 Posted February 4, 2014 Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 My grandads still about so anyone who I'd feel proud to throw off, lee rigbys killer ian watkins etc and sit enjoying the view for the rest of the hour. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BIGLURKS 874 Posted February 4, 2014 Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 Julius ceaser Hitler Alexander Genghis khan Quote Link to post Share on other sites
reaper1064 285 Posted February 4, 2014 Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 Adolf Hitler, question would be "why didn't you start with the Mussies first." 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
STRANGER 948 Posted February 4, 2014 Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 It would have to be Mila Kunis. There would be no talking, cos my cock would be in her gob. Job done Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted February 4, 2014 Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 It would have to be Mila Kunis. There would be no talking, cos my cock would be in her gob. Job done watched a film last night with her in it. Good actress she is lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
STRANGER 948 Posted February 4, 2014 Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 Ay the lesbo scene in Black Swan is quality Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted February 4, 2014 Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 It would have to be Mila Kunis. There would be no talking, cos my cock would be in her gob. Job done Be a bit embarrassing sitting there for 59 mins with a wee falling boner with nothing to talk about though eh? Lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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