tandors 888 Posted February 4, 2014 Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 Apparently if youve Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tandors 888 Posted February 4, 2014 Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 Apparently if you've got a young daughter send them in for your pizzas they will get them free along with vodka. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted February 4, 2014 Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 on the rare occasion i have pizza,its from pizza hut.got f**k all else to compare it to.only one i have ever ate lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted February 4, 2014 Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 baw cheese on toast with tomatoes on top is not a pizza don't eat takaways there all shite, you don't know how long the shits been in the pan and I certainy wouldn't give the f*ckers my money, they don't even like us don't mind a pub dinner, but the misses knocks up some good grub I'm telling you mate, it was the dogs danglies picture the scene, 11:30 at night, bad doze of the munchers, looking fora tasty snack, f**k all worth cooking lol.... Until I spied a cheese pizza. I ain't into bland shit so I thought, hang on, how can I spice this baby up. I scraped the cheese off as best i could, got some balti sauce out of a jar, good couple of spoons rubbed over the top, I had some cooked chicken frozen chunks, defrosted them, bunged them on, some onion, put the cheese back on with some extra and I swear to f**k mate, it was finger licking good No no no no no...didn't you do home economics? I think we need a THL learning cookery section I know someone who'd love that, eh tomo 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted February 4, 2014 Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 on the rare occasion i have pizza,its from pizza hut.got f**k all else to compare it to.only one i have ever ate lol What toppings do you have mate, I'm guessing plain cheese lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted February 4, 2014 Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 stuffed crust,pepperoni sometimes ham. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
clipo 871 Posted February 4, 2014 Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 on the rare occasion i have pizza,its from pizza hut.got f**k all else to compare it to.only one i have ever ate lolwhat about your favourite kebab house Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted February 4, 2014 Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 on the rare occasion i have pizza,its from pizza hut.got f**k all else to compare it to.only one i have ever ate lolwhat about your favourite kebab house Last time he was in there he put someone in a korma....lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
clipo 871 Posted February 4, 2014 Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 on the rare occasion i have pizza,its from pizza hut.got f**k all else to compare it to.only one i have ever ate lolwhat about your favourite kebab house Last time he was in there he put someone in a korma....lolonly person to get took away from a take away Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted February 4, 2014 Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 didn't realise we had so many upper middle class gents on here. Cant see whats upper middle class about not wanting to eat shit ! dont cost much more to sit down and eat well when you compare - to the price of takeaway food ... a kebab fooked about with by some smelly`s chucked into a pitta bread covered in 3 day old salad and covered in shit sauce to disguise just how bad it is around a fiver ? steak chips and fresh salad £7-95 ...i`m suprised some people on here have got such low standards ..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepdiggin 9,567 Posted February 4, 2014 Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 (edited) it was said in tongue in cheek calm down Edited February 4, 2014 by keepdiggin Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted February 4, 2014 Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 it was said tongue in cheek calm down so was mine Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepdiggin 9,567 Posted February 4, 2014 Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 I meant gnasher pal Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Carraghs Gem 1,675 Posted February 6, 2014 Report Share Posted February 6, 2014 discovered a class little Venezuelan takeaway on my drunken rambles around temple bar Tuesday night.. and a f*****g excellent rock pub... cant wait to go back there Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 48,307 Posted February 6, 2014 Report Share Posted February 6, 2014 thing is with take away food is, imo, its been commercialised and turned into shit a million miles away from its origin so now its classed as no better than a mcdonalds lol if you go to an italian restaurant and have a freshly made pizza it will be top class........if you go to a turkish restaurant and have a freshly made kebab it will be top class........go to your local paki takeaway and they will made with frozen ingredients and taste like shite and full of disgusting fat.......... these types of foods made it over here for a reason and properly done they are beautiful..........done by some kunt who is banging food out JUST to make money on quantity not quality and it will taste like shite!!!! imo its finding a good outlet that consistently knocks out top class grub....... if you eat out and its shite you wouldnt go back.........same with a take away.........theres plenty of places that put pride in there food, you just need to find them........ guess whos got a lamb/chicken shish mix with chilli sauce on the way............ nom nom nom........ That's probably the most sensible thing you have ever written fanny boy ! Lol lol.........I agree with all of that but that said, if it wasn't for the chinaman I would have starved to death years ago. I love my grub and I also love cooking but years ago when I didn't have kids and just grafted all the time I was never home in time to cook or I grabbed something along the way. I still love a Chinese and I really like Indian but kebabs make me feel like death !! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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