mushroom 13,002 Posted February 2, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2014 After 1hr and 17 mins Lancashire would be a Muslim run Nation , black pudding would be banned , cultural attaché ( Bet Lynch ) would be forced to wear a veil (thank Allah )the national anthem (theme tune to corrie st )would become the call to afternoon prayers and the opposition ,Lancashire hot pot party , would be calling for the Republic of Liverpool to come and help them ,,,FACT Bet lives in Heywood that treacherous bitch will be straight in the dungeon, Islam would be made illegal and all Mussies invited to try pork, Black puddin the national food and hot pot the national dish. Liverpool will be removed from the map for the good of humanity pmsl dream on...........stan wrote FACT at the end of his, so he wins......... Well that's that then........ Allllllllllllllaaaaaahhhhhhhh Akbar 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,227 Posted February 2, 2014 Report Share Posted February 2, 2014 I think they used to be? is that you joey essex Don't see why it's that funny,,,, they both were in Lancashire befor 72,,, I just own an old atlas,,,lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,002 Posted February 2, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2014 I think they used to be?is that you joey essex Don't see why it's that funny,,,, they both were in Lancashire befor 72,,, I just own an old atlas,,,lol Pip's got the education level of a filipino dwarf prostitute Don't mind him Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,568 Posted February 2, 2014 Report Share Posted February 2, 2014 After 1hr and 17 mins Lancashire would be a Muslim run Nation , black pudding would be banned , cultural attaché ( Bet Lynch ) would be forced to wear a veil (thank Allah )the national anthem (theme tune to corrie st )would become the call to afternoon prayers and the opposition ,Lancashire hot pot party , would be calling for the Republic of Liverpool to come and help them ,,,FACT Bet lives in Heywood that treacherous bitch will be straight in the dungeon, Islam would be made illegal and all Mussies invited to try pork, Black puddin the national food and hot pot the national dish. Liverpool will be removed from the map for the good of humanity pmsl The president for life ( Dev from the corner shop) will ban black pudding and hot pot , on the grounds that it tastes ,( and is made from ) like shit .The prophet ( Cyril Smith ) will deem it compulsory to bum young boys , and Christians will be banished to Barcalona ..FACT 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
clipo 871 Posted February 2, 2014 Report Share Posted February 2, 2014 After 1hr and 17 mins Lancashire would be a Muslim run Nation , black pudding would be banned , cultural attaché ( Bet Lynch ) would be forced to wear a veil (thank Allah )the national anthem (theme tune to corrie st )would become the call to afternoon prayers and the opposition ,Lancashire hot pot party , would be calling for the Republic of Liverpool to come and help them ,,,FACT Bet lives in Heywood that treacherous bitch will be straight in the dungeon, Islam would be made illegal and all Mussies invited to try pork, Black puddin the national food and hot pot the national dish. Liverpool will be removed from the map for the good of humanity pmsl dream on...........stan wrote FACT at the end of his, so he wins......... Well that's that then........ Allllllllllllllaaaaaahhhhhhhh Akbar f**k that bring back the scousers........... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
clipo 871 Posted February 2, 2014 Report Share Posted February 2, 2014 After 1hr and 17 mins Lancashire would be a Muslim run Nation , black pudding would be banned , cultural attaché ( Bet Lynch ) would be forced to wear a veil (thank Allah )the national anthem (theme tune to corrie st )would become the call to afternoon prayers and the opposition ,Lancashire hot pot party , would be calling for the Republic of Liverpool to come and help them ,,,FACT Bet lives in Heywood that treacherous bitch will be straight in the dungeon, Islam would be made illegal and all Mussies invited to try pork, Black puddin the national food and hot pot the national dish. Liverpool will be removed from the map for the good of humanity pmsl The president for life ( Dev from the corner shop) will ban black pudding and hot pot , on the grounds that it tastes ,( and is made from ) like shit .The prophet ( Cyril Smith ) will deem it compulsory to bum young boys , and Christians will be banished to Barcalona ..FACT Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,002 Posted February 2, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2014 Barca Doesn't want them FACT 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
clipo 871 Posted February 2, 2014 Report Share Posted February 2, 2014 mushroom is it true your mexican missis calls you paragraph?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,568 Posted February 2, 2014 Report Share Posted February 2, 2014 I think they used to be?is that you joey essex Don't see why it's that funny,,,, they both were in Lancashire befor 72,,, I just own an old atlas,,,lol It changed in 74 Tomo ,you have proved yourself to be intelligent and can therefore be in our gang . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,002 Posted February 2, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2014 mushroom is it true your mexican missis calls you paragraph?? Maybe it's the beer or the chicken wings talking here but wtf are you on about???? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
clipo 871 Posted February 2, 2014 Report Share Posted February 2, 2014 mushroom is it true your mexican missis calls you paragraph?? Maybe it's the beer or the chicken wings talking here but wtf are you on about???? because your to short to do an "essay"............. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,002 Posted February 2, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2014 mushroom is it true your mexican missis calls you paragraph?? Maybe it's the beer or the chicken wings talking here but wtf are you on about???? because your to short to do an "essay".............rimshot joke smily.gif Ya fuuckin asshole No she calls me "reached the spot" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
titan 109 Posted February 3, 2014 Report Share Posted February 3, 2014 Tomo scousers and mancs aint from lancashire. Thought they were in Lancashire ? They were Tomo...Untill the scousers nicked the boarder.....To use as crazy paving ..now nobody knows where the boarder line is Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,482 Posted February 3, 2014 Report Share Posted February 3, 2014 I think you should get your independence Blackpool is a Mecca during the Glasgow fair fortnight but would that be enough Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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