gnipper 6,655 Posted February 2, 2014 Report Share Posted February 2, 2014 When I moved to this village, the locals told me that Lunt was a Viking name and they sailed up the river Alt. I had visions of them getting up to Canny Farm and getting seven kinds of shite kicked out of them by the local kids there....!! Do the locals talk to you round there with you not being related to them? I picture your village to be like banks by me where your not accepted till ya die and the locals all look alike and swim really well. I used to work in Banks, the only local that spoke to me was (big Buckyand that was only because I was buyin his chips!) and yer, pretty much the same attitudes from locals. Banks is much bigger than Lunt though. When I said local, I meant people who have lived there longer than me. The real locals, born and bred folk, you either don't see 'em or they are ignorant to the fact that you are there. They'd never look let alone speak! Buckys a decent bloke, the rest of banks aren't too bad but they don't like it when you comment on their close bloodlines. According to the old gradely bonksers I'm from muckington on sluice Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,634 Posted February 2, 2014 Report Share Posted February 2, 2014 Passport control on the Mersey tunnels to keep out Welsh asylum seekers , a nuke capability in the direction of the mancs ,U boat patrols across the mouth of the Mersey to repel the Irish and automatic entry into the Champions League , open trade links with Columbia , jobs a guden . It would become a failed state exactly 1minute and 17seconds after independence and would immediately apply for aid from the united states of Lancashire Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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