scothunter 12,609 Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 get one of your shit jokes on it lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 (edited) get one of your shit jokes on it lol Oi! I don't only know any shit ones. Thank you. Edited January 29, 2014 by Malt correction.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 47,268 Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 Cremation for me and me dont want the hassle for the kids every birthday christmas and fathers day thinking fook got to take flowers to the cem ----they can raise a glass and remember me i hope with a smile ... Exactly the same reasons as me mate. I don't want folk having to visit a lump of stone. Same with my funeral, don't want money wasted on it, cardboard box would be fine Your headstone will have to be the size of a block of flats so they can copy and paste 987 different shit articles from the Internet onto it ! Lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 Cremation for me and me dont want the hassle for the kids every birthday christmas and fathers day thinking fook got to take flowers to the cem ----they can raise a glass and remember me i hope with a smile ...Exactly the same reasons as me mate. I don't want folk having to visit a lump of stone. Same with my funeral, don't want money wasted on it, cardboard box would be fine Your headstone will have to be the size of a block of flats so they can copy and paste 987 different shit articles from the Internet onto it ! Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
clipo 871 Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 boo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 get one of your shit jokes on it lol Oi! I don't only know any shit ones. Thank you. There you go mate, fixed that one for you.. No need to thank me.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wullz 408 Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 Surely a cadaver would be a good source of maggots? I will leave my smelly carcass to the fishing club and they can leave me for the bluebottles..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bosun11 537 Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 donating my body to science after all the organs that can be salvaged for transplant have been took out.. ive a note in with my donor card asking if my organs can be prioritised for bikers first before any other recipient dunno if they will take any notice but you never know. I'm donating mine to Ripleys Belive It Or Not..! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neil cooney 10,416 Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 (edited) I was at a very very sad funeral years ago when there wasn't a dry eye in the church. As the poor mans brothers put the coffin on their shoulders to carry him out the priest put a song on the speakers "He aint heavy, he's my brother". I seen several people giggle. After that I always thought a great song for a funeral would be "staying alive" by the Bee Gees or Johnny Cashes version of "Hurt". As for a headstone ???? Any self respecting terrierman would have "Gone to ground" on his headstone and of course "gone to ground" blown on the day. Edited January 29, 2014 by neil cooney 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepitcovert 842 Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 Under this sod lies another 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Carraghs Gem 1,675 Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 you just reminded me there neil... even though there wont be owt of me to bury i want my friends and any remaining family to have a session on me with plenty of weed and whisky and for them to play the song free bird 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 Once a FANNY ALWAYS A FANNY ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bosun11 537 Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 At my dads cremation in Southport we had a good service, I wrote the eulogy but the vicar delivered it (I couldn't) and we had three of his fav songs played, with Deno's Little 'ol Wine Drinker playing him down the castors and through the curtain.... Good send off.. So we lead out and take positions to speak to family and friends and me mam, seeing his old mates from Anfield, asked me to go over first whilst she spoke to some relations. Five of 'em made the trip and I thanked 'em for doing so. They said they wouldn't have missed it but unfortunately, one of 'em, Joe Keller, was ill in hospital and was unable to attend and was very upset about it. I was just replying that I'd try to call in and see him and tell him it was understandable and to get well soon. As I was speaking, one of the mates, Tony, looks up over my shoulder and exclaimed "Here's Joe"! We all turned to see Joe walking slowly on crutches up the pathway. He looked very poorly and very sad, especially as he had missed it. "I'm sorry lad", he said, "I've discharged myself from hospital to get here but they tried to stop me, or I would have made it". "Don't worry Joe", said Arthur looking him up and down, "It's not worth you goin home anyway and you'll miss f**k all then"!!! We all burst out laughing, even Joe and it set the mood for the rest of the day... Eat, drink and be merry, celebrate the life, don't mourn it.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,662 Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 Cremation for me and me dont want the hassle for the kids every birthday christmas and fathers day thinking fook got to take flowers to the cem ----they can raise a glass and remember me i hope with a smile ...Exactly the same reasons as me mate. I don't want folk having to visit a lump of stone. Same with my funeral, don't want money wasted on it, cardboard box would be fine Your headstone will have to be the size of a block of flats so they can copy and paste 987 different shit articles from the Internet onto it ! Lol Baws will be soaked in saluki piss,by the time the Irish coursing lot have finished pmsl. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trenchfoot 4,243 Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 dont just stand there, get back filling! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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