the_stig 6,614 Posted January 29, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 i went to a funeral last year each of the fellas 3 sons read a bit out that he`d written down before he died ----- one of them among other things read------- i dont know why half of you 2 faced people are here you`ve spent most of your lives calling me behind my back 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,484 Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 Told you i was ill and wouldnt see my retirement Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gonetoearth 5,144 Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 Am being placed on the deck of my boat towed out and set on fire Val HAL' LA 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hot Meat 3,109 Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 gone hunting... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted January 29, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fireman 10,932 Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 Feck off and read something else,your stood on me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 Cremation for me and me dont want the hassle for the kids every birthday christmas and fathers day thinking fook got to take flowers to the cem ----they can raise a glass and remember me i hope with a smile ... Exactly the same reasons as me mate. I don't want folk having to visit a lump of stone. Same with my funeral, don't want money wasted on it, cardboard box would be fine Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jeppi26 1,855 Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 Gone digging 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted January 29, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 it`ll be cremation for me and a northern soul motown disco with food after and no fooking black .. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 Cremation for me. Me and the wife are going to have some of us sprinkled on the family plot in Pembroke, some in the sea in Tenby and some off the pier in Aberdeen. I'm gonna have the same as Spike:"I told you I was ill" He also said he wanted to be buried inside a washing machine because when they dug his bones up in 1000 years time, it would look like he'd been eaten by it! :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,662 Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 Nothing,I could be buried under a bush,for all I'm going to care ,its not like im going to see or feel it is it? lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Carraghs Gem 1,675 Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 Funny-Halloween-headstone.jpgFunny-headstone-cemeteries-and-graveyards-730542_460_529.jpgfunnypictures9.jpgimages (1).jpgimages (2).jpgimages (1).jpg sending my fella the motorcycle one... hes born and bred biker... knowing him he can prob tell me whos gravestone it is! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 Nothing,I could be buried under a bush,for all I'm going to care ,its not like im going to see or feel it is it? lol My mother in says we've got to put her in a cardboard box and put her out with the bin bags! I'm sorely tempted.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Carraghs Gem 1,675 Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 donating my body to science after all the organs that can be salvaged for transplant have been took out.. ive a note in with my donor card asking if my organs can be prioritised for bikers first before any other recipient dunno if they will take any notice but you never know. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 For all my fans it will have to be "Stop pissing on my grave." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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