Mickey Finn 3,014 Posted January 31, 2014 Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 Here lies Mickey Finn 1959-2052 'caught red handed and shot by a jealous Husband.' RIP 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rake aboot 4,935 Posted January 31, 2014 Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 No headstone for me I want wrapped in a blanket and chucked in a hole. NO coffin, no grave stone,, just bury me in the woods and plant a tree. That`ll do for me. Waste of resources all this coffin and headstone shit, the dead don`t care, and the living only fekin visit the thing for MAYBE one generation. What I do want though, is a newspaper report on how a 96 year old man died after over cooking a corner at 140mph into a right hander on a bike. dick in one hand, cigar poking through the visor! 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,119 Posted January 31, 2014 Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 96 year old?!?! A tad optimistic are you not? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Huan72 687 Posted January 31, 2014 Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 What I dread more than anything about old age is the possibility of loosing movement and the ability to look after myself and ending up in one of those death waiting rooms otherwise known as nursing homes, slowly vegetating and rotting away in the corner. I have already decided that if I am heading that way, before I get there, I am gonna take one last swim. No family involved so they cant get in trouble Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted January 31, 2014 Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 I'm going to get my ashes spread on the fens. When the winds up I'll be poking them salukis in the eye 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Joe67 239 Posted January 31, 2014 Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 No headstone for me I want wrapped in a blanket and chucked in a hole. NO coffin, no grave stone,, just bury me in the woods and plant a tree. That`ll do for me. Waste of resources all this coffin and headstone shit, the dead don`t care, and the living only fekin visit the thing for MAYBE one generation. What I do want though, is a newspaper report on how a 96 year old man died after over cooking a corner at 140mph into a right hander on a bike. dick in one hand, cigar poking through the visor! hundy mundy? drove past that place a few times, keep saying ill stop and take a walk round Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted January 31, 2014 Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 I wonder if big arny will have..... I'll BE BACK Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neil cooney 10,416 Posted January 31, 2014 Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 Hopefully I'll die in my sleep just like my grandfather did, and not screaming like his passengers. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted January 31, 2014 Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 I want to go like my grandad. 77 and still active and seemingly fit, dropped down stone dead as he was pottering about in the garden. Doctor said it was likely he was gone before he hit the floor and knew nothing about it.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted January 31, 2014 Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 Thank f**k it's Friday 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,971 Posted January 31, 2014 Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 I want to go like my grandad. 77 and still active and seemingly fit, dropped down stone dead as he was pottering about in the garden. Doctor said it was likely he was gone before he hit the floor and knew nothing about it.. My Great uncle used to be a trapeze artist in the Blackpool circus, he died at 96 running after a bus (the old type with the open back end) managed to catch up and jumped on the back as it set off, missed the pole, slipped back and banged his head on the floor and that was that. I defo won't be going out like him I'll be lucky to make 40 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted January 31, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted January 31, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 best headstone has to be dell and rodneys mums.. crazy fibre glass thing Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Joe67 239 Posted January 31, 2014 Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 not the one i remember mate, similar size but it was fibre glass, maybe they upgraded after the watch lol. cant beat fools and horses Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Joe67 239 Posted January 31, 2014 Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 2:18 edit: just seen post on other page cant find any others Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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