twymanc 135 Posted January 28, 2014 Report Share Posted January 28, 2014 just a bit of fun but lets see if we as a community can spin a story with as much bs as the media!! ill start Today after getting a frantic call from farmer fred who has lost countless amounts of his livestock mainly lambs and sheep to two very vicsous and disease ridden foxes. 3 men after getting home from a 8 hour shift where they volunteer reading and helping around there local orphanage chucked there overalls on to help poor farmer fred out in a statement fred said and i quote " god thanks for generous men like these i didnt know where to turn these foxes have been ruining my life and my living they have done so much damage to my livilihood ive had to take out 4 wonga loans to pay the mortgage" on arriving at the location where these dangerous vermin had gone to ground these men who are heroes in my eyes spotted 3 young lads lighting fires on a street corner " what you up to lads shouted hero 1" lad 1 replied were bored my mums a crack head and my dad beats me there on jeremy kyle today so weve been left on our own" so with enough on there plates already they took the young lads under there wing and showed them if someones in trouble a good man will drop everything to help them out. they just keep giving my if there was more people like this in the world it would be a much better place tyo make time for fred and these poor young lads on the wrong path to guide them in the right direction is so admirable hats off to you!!! this is the moment these brave men risked there life to help a struggling farmer out its hard enough these days with big supermarket chains importing products from timbuck two local. produce is the way forward In another statement farmer fred said" i cant thank these men enough they have saved my livlihood my home and restored my faith in man kind i will forever owe you my life god bless" 11 Quote Link to post
Flacko 1,755 Posted January 28, 2014 Report Share Posted January 28, 2014 If only, Quote Link to post
gonetoearth 5,144 Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 (edited) On seconds thoughts nah Edited January 29, 2014 by gonetoearth Quote Link to post
rob284 1,682 Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 Thats how it should be Quote Link to post
busterbuster1969 313 Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 If Carlsberg did propaganda ...love it lol 2 Quote Link to post
TOPPER 1,809 Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 only problem mate it should be for the protection of gamebirds not sheep what you have wrote plays into there hands 3 Quote Link to post
gonetoearth 5,144 Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 only problem mate it should be for the protection of gamebirds not sheep what you have wrote plays into there hands. Topper there are plans a foot lets wait hope and pray Quote Link to post
bullx100% 681 Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 just a bit of fun but lets see if we as a community can spin a story with as much bs as the media!! ill start Today after getting a frantic call from farmer fred who has lost countless amounts of his livestock mainly lambs and sheep to two very vicsous and disease ridden foxes. 3 men after getting home from a 8 hour shift where they volunteer reading and helping around there local orphanage chucked there overalls on to help poor farmer fred out in a statement fred said and i quote " god thanks for generous men like these i didnt know where to turn these foxes have been ruining my life and my living they have done so much damage to my livilihood ive had to take out 4 wonga loans to pay the mortgage" on arriving at the location where these dangerous vermin had gone to ground these men who are heroes in my eyes spotted 3 young lads lighting fires on a street corner " what you up to lads shouted hero 1" lad 1 replied were bored my mums a crack head and my dad beats me there on jeremy kyle today so weve been left on our own" so with enough on there plates already they took the young lads under there wing and showed them if someones in trouble a good man will drop everything to help them out. they just keep giving my if there was more people like this in the world it would be a much better place tyo make time for fred and these poor young lads on the wrong path to guide them in the right direction is so admirable hats off to you!!! this is the moment these brave men risked there life to help a struggling farmer out its hard enough these days with big supermarket chains importing products from timbuck two local. produce is the way forward In another statement farmer fred said" i cant thank these men enough they have saved my livlihood my home and restored my faith in man kind i will forever owe you my life god bless" You forgot to mention the new pheasant pen that the fox had got in and killed all his birds........ Quote Link to post
TOPPER 1,809 Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 gte its all total bollocks for the protection of sheep its illigal for a pheasant it perfectly legal the whole law is an ass it all needs throwing out and lets just get on with it , trouble is these muppets that sit and listen then pass laws are all townies and havent got a clue they think milk bottles are cows eggs ffs , like these educated idiots at the envio agency very good at doing nothing were flooded to fck and they make every excuse not to dredge the rivers but there quick enough to take the money ie they have 10 slews with 22 mtr booms on them but because they havent got a manaul for the booms it against there health and safty policy so they wont use them 1.5 million sat doing nothing , there s pumps in langport pumping flood water and some wanker comes down from london to his weekend cottage and moan the noise of the diesel engine is affecting his quality of life so they turned them off ffs you can t make it up , owen paterson came down to look at the floods so they shipped in another 3 pumps they took them out the next day and he says we will look at a plan in 6 weeks time in the meantime we drown Quote Link to post
gonetoearth 5,144 Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 gte its all total bollocks for the protection of sheep its illigal for a pheasant it perfectly legal the whole law is an ass it all needs throwing out and lets just get on with it , trouble is these muppets that sit and listen then pass laws are all townies and havent got a clue they think milk bottles are cows eggs ffs , like these educated idiots at the envio agency very good at doing nothing were flooded to fck and they make every excuse not to dredge the rivers but there quick enough to take the money ie they have 10 slews with 22 mtr booms on them but because they havent got a manaul for the booms it against there health and safty policy so they wont use them 1.5 million sat doing nothing , there s pumps in langport pumping flood water and some wanker comes down from london to his weekend cottage and moan the noise of the diesel engine is affecting his quality of life so they turned them off ffs you can t make it up , owen paterson came down to look at the floods so they shipped in another 3 pumps they took them out the next day and he says we will look at a plan in 6 weeks time in the meantime we drown. My partner ex enviro agency engineer , about 10 years ago the sold off all there dredges mud barges and tugs why because the said the need for them was minimal and risk of. Flood in was Minimal the south west was even less at risk i have a copy of the report And there plan of action , They have big problems bu have sold off and laid of All the old guys with the knowledge of ditches and dyke sluice gates , the maintenance gangs are none existent they say the re wilding of ditches and dykes cuts out the need for dredging , they have stopped issuing rabbiting and ratting control permits. In favour of putting up sighs THIS AREA IS LYBLE TO FLOODING LOL Quote Link to post
ftm 3,357 Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 this country is run by pure wankers Quote Link to post
gonetoearth 5,144 Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 this country is run by pure wankers. From a country of well organised and professional tradesmen they dragged us kicking a screaming into a third world country were the money is kept by the top echelons who privatise and minimise , now they will hire in the plant they sold off lol You gotta laugh. The national river authority. RIP. 1 Quote Link to post
TOPPER 1,809 Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 best part is the drainage board are up in arms as they have 1 million taken of there budget and given to the EV who then waste it the bosses at the drainage board are telling folk to get together and sue the EV and the drainage board will back it [ yer right ] the powers that be wont let it , as you said gte all the one s with the knowledge were got rid of for a bunch of graduates over paid idiots Quote Link to post
gonetoearth 5,144 Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 (edited) best part is the drainage board are up in arms as they have 1 million taken of there budget and given to the EV who then waste it the bosses at the drainage board are telling folk to get together and sue the EV and the drainage board will back it [ yer right ] the powers that be wont let it , as you said gte all the one s with the knowledge were got rid of for a bunch of graduates over paid idiots went look a a pumping station were they have two massive blackstone engines. In pristine order can. Pump milloions of gallans of water , guess what. They are to be replaced by. Four smaller shite jap engines. That can only be brought on line in emergancy. The work. Got canncelled due to cuts , the river burst its banks the old pumps were not used due to health and safety and they had made redundant the fitters who used to maintain the pumps. Fooking scandel upon scandel. We sold the invincinble to turkey to scrap and now buy bits back to use as spares as the private company who runs the. Purchasing (mate of the twat TB ). Sold off all the spares The very same company bought. Six brand new power units for type 42 destoyers. That we are decomisioning Ah well. Just as long as. The mps get there new wage rise eh Edited January 29, 2014 by gonetoearth Quote Link to post
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