Lurcher Won't Go Through Gate, Screams Like f**k

[albert64 1,882]

if you don't mind me asking how do you get it out the garden if it wont go through gates........

[Davro 108]

if you don't mind me asking how do you get it out the garden if it wont go through gates........

lol

[paulus 26]

if you don't mind me asking how do you get it out the garden if it wont go through gates........

that's no problem he lives in a tenth floor flat

[danw 1,748]

must be bollocks baw in a field

[STRANGER 948]

He is writing this from his I phone , can't get out the field he is in

[baw 4,360]

baw i have 2 and there a bit deaf have you any solution,s for there problem,s just when u on about the saluki,s .at least when you get your,s in a field it cant just fcuk off.

It's a good jumper

[arcticgun 4,548]

Chuck a ball or biscuit through said gateway, good luck with ya pup if ya actually got one n not on wind up

Edited January 21, 2014 by arcticgun

[skycat 6,173]

 

someone hacked your account ?

no, got me self a saluki cross, thing won't go through openings, it's a c**t to get in and out of the kennel but gates are worse. Any ideas?

 

Now listen very carefully: the first thing you should know about Saluki crosses is that they have an instinctive fear of traps, being half wild genetically as you know, so you have to disguise the gate as something that doesn't look like a trap. How about getting a few of your mates to line up along the gate posts with their dogs: that way your dog can't see it's a gate, but then you have to lie down in the gate way, and crawl through it as though you are stalking something in the next field. Your dog will be so curious that it just has to follow you, especially if you tie a few hare's heads to your arse: just to excite the dog with the smell. I've not tried this trick, but a great lurcher man assured me that it would work: only problem is that you might end up with a dog that wants to sniff your arse all the time.

[Nik_B 3,790]

:laugh: :laugh:

[hounddog3 744]

 

 

someone hacked your account ?

no, got me self a saluki cross, thing won't go through openings, it's a c**t to get in and out of the kennel but gates are worse. Any ideas?

 

Now listen very carefully: the first thing you should know about Saluki crosses is that they have an instinctive fear of traps, being half wild genetically as you know, so you have to disguise the gate as something that doesn't look like a trap. How about getting a few of your mates to line up along the gate posts with their dogs: that way your dog can't see it's a gate, but then you have to lie down in the gate way, and crawl through it as though you are stalking something in the next field. Your dog will be so curious that it just has to follow you, especially if you tie a few hare's heads to your arse: just to excite the dog with the smell. I've not tried this trick, but a great lurcher man assured me that it would work: only problem is that you might end up with a dog that wants to sniff your arse all the time.

 

a great idea but i doubt even a saluki would be stupid enough to sniff BAW,S arse.

[Malt 379]

 

 

 

someone hacked your account ?

 

no, got me self a saluki cross, thing won't go through openings, it's a c**t to get in and out of the kennel but gates are worse. Any ideas?

Now listen very carefully: the first thing you should know about Saluki crosses is that they have an instinctive fear of traps, being half wild genetically as you know, so you have to disguise the gate as something that doesn't look like a trap. How about getting a few of your mates to line up along the gate posts with their dogs: that way your dog can't see it's a gate, but then you have to lie down in the gate way, and crawl through it as though you are stalking something in the next field. Your dog will be so curious that it just has to follow you, especially if you tie a few hare's heads to your arse: just to excite the dog with the smell. I've not tried this trick, but a great lurcher man assured me that it would work: only problem is that you might end up with a dog that wants to sniff your arse all the time.

a great idea but i doubt even a saluki would be stupid enough to sniff BAW,S arse.

 

Dog would need to have its head somewhere near Baw's arse at some point otherwise it wouldn't be able to hear what he's trying to say to it..

[the_stig 6,614]

 

 

 

 

someone hacked your account ?

no, got me self a saluki cross, thing won't go through openings, it's a c**t to get in and out of the kennel but gates are worse. Any ideas?

Now listen very carefully: the first thing you should know about Saluki crosses is that they have an instinctive fear of traps, being half wild genetically as you know, so you have to disguise the gate as something that doesn't look like a trap. How about getting a few of your mates to line up along the gate posts with their dogs: that way your dog can't see it's a gate, but then you have to lie down in the gate way, and crawl through it as though you are stalking something in the next field. Your dog will be so curious that it just has to follow you, especially if you tie a few hare's heads to your arse: just to excite the dog with the smell. I've not tried this trick, but a great lurcher man assured me that it would work: only problem is that you might end up with a dog that wants to sniff your arse all the time.

a great idea but i doubt even a saluki would be stupid enough to sniff BAW,S arse.

 

Dog would need to have its head somewhere near Baw's arse at some point otherwise it wouldn't be able to hear what he's trying to say to it..

 

[beast 1,884]

i think you need to get some advice off black greyhound......................

[baw 4,360]

 

 

 

someone hacked your account ?

no, got me self a saluki cross, thing won't go through openings, it's a c**t to get in and out of the kennel but gates are worse. Any ideas?

Now listen very carefully: the first thing you should know about Saluki crosses is that they have an instinctive fear of traps, being half wild genetically as you know, so you have to disguise the gate as something that doesn't look like a trap. How about getting a few of your mates to line up along the gate posts with their dogs: that way your dog can't see it's a gate, but then you have to lie down in the gate way, and crawl through it as though you are stalking something in the next field. Your dog will be so curious that it just has to follow you, especially if you tie a few hare's heads to your arse: just to excite the dog with the smell. I've not tried this trick, but a great lurcher man assured me that it would work: only problem is that you might end up with a dog that wants to sniff your arse all the time.

Thanks for the excellent advice penny, I deviated from your instructions slightly which has caused a new dilemma but it worked a treat to anyone going to try this, stick to penny's advice and don't do as I did. I thought the hare heads would get him too excited so I thought dressing as a dog would be better. I got 6 mates, 3 either side of the opening, all good. I took my jeans off down to my boxers as the gateway was a bit muddy and tied a hairy rug round my waist. On all fours I crawled through the gate and to my surprise the dog followed no problem. In insight I shouldn't have borrowed the rug from a mate and only after the event which will probably make top ratings on youtube, he decided to tell me his in season bitch lies on it. So my new dilemma and question is, can a man get pregnant from a saluki and how do you stop the randy c**t trying to rape me again? Thanks in advance.

[dytkos 17,793]

Clutching at straws now Baw