RubyTex 1,957 Posted January 24, 2014 Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 Not me but a mate is a long distance lorry driver and has stopped taking his allocated stops because of this. A few years back he pulled into a layby/stop area to try and get a kip, anyway he pulls in and there's one lorry parked up already. He's struggling to get to sleep and opens his eyes and in his mirror he sees the driver of the other lorry booting this boy about the car park , thinking the driver had maybe been getting robbed, he jumped out just as the boy scrambled off. After talking to the driver it turned out he had been woken up to this dirty wee b*****d standing on the step asking through the window if he was horny whilst wanking to which the driver took great offence to! I take it you got home okay after being booted about by that lorry driver then? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,121 Posted January 24, 2014 Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 Not me but a mate is a long distance lorry driver and has stopped taking his allocated stops because of this. A few years back he pulled into a layby/stop area to try and get a kip, anyway he pulls in and there's one lorry parked up already. He's struggling to get to sleep and opens his eyes and in his mirror he sees the driver of the other lorry booting this boy about the car park , thinking the driver had maybe been getting robbed, he jumped out just as the boy scrambled off. After talking to the driver it turned out he had been woken up to this dirty wee b*****d standing on the step asking through the window if he was horny whilst wanking to which the driver took great offence to! I take it you got home okay after being booted about by that lorry driver then? Told me it was Hartlepool, and they had previous of loitering around or underneath vehicle, also that he looked a bit like sloth but also like a rent boy, and asked to be called Tarquin....... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted January 24, 2014 Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 Not me but a mate is a long distance lorry driver and has stopped taking his allocated stops because of this. A few years back he pulled into a layby/stop area to try and get a kip, anyway he pulls in and there's one lorry parked up already. He's struggling to get to sleep and opens his eyes and in his mirror he sees the driver of the other lorry booting this boy about the car park , thinking the driver had maybe been getting robbed, he jumped out just as the boy scrambled off. After talking to the driver it turned out he had been woken up to this dirty wee b*****d standing on the step asking through the window if he was horny whilst wanking to which the driver took great offence to! I take it you got home okay after being booted about by that lorry driver then? Told me it was Hartlepool, and they had previous of loitering around or underneath vehicle, also that he looked a bit like sloth but also like a rent boy, and asked to be called Tarquin....... a sloth FFS At least you know for future not to go wandering about truck stops with your chipolata on display Quote Link to post Share on other sites
redial 81 Posted January 25, 2014 Report Share Posted January 25, 2014 every fri my gang of 5 men on site used to have a portion of chips for lunch time scran. We'd always send Paul our hod carrier. Paul had a very bad stutter. Anyway i goes down chippy this Fri with Paul,as we enter he says what shall i get, i say just 5 bags of chips mate. He walks up to the counter and say f,f,f,f,fi.fi.fi.fi.....f**k it ill have six...... bags of chips................ I also have a stutter which only appears when talking to strangers. So when knocking on farmers doors I end up asking for per per per per per sorry I have a sta sta stammer per permission. I get some right looks, but no permission not even out of sympathy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nik_B 3,790 Posted January 25, 2014 Report Share Posted January 25, 2014 We used to take loads of frozen pork out to the rig site in Algeria because the food was terrible and we couldn't get bacon or any pork products. One of the Scottish guys made a big sausage casserole and left it in the galley for the night crews to eat. I was in bed and heard a knock at the door of my cabin, when I opened it my Egyptian night guy was stood there looking really pale. I asked him what was wrong and he just said "Can you come with me please it's urgent" He led me to the galley and asked me if I would taste the casserole and tell me if there was pork in it, I said it's definitely pork you don't get beef sausages in the UK....he promptly rushed off to stick his fingers down his throat and puked his guts up 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Catcher 1 639 Posted January 25, 2014 Report Share Posted January 25, 2014 One of my mates put an add in the paper for my dogs.It read.Two lurchers and a terrier free to good home.Due to work commitments.(b*****d) My phone was ringing for four weeks.Must have had about 400 calls. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
South hams hunter 8,926 Posted January 26, 2014 Report Share Posted January 26, 2014 We did the same catcher to a lad with a car, took the ad from auto trader ans whacked it on gumtree at a third of thr the price Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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