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Trigger: What'd you think's wrong with him?

Mike: What do I think? Well, snow-blindness would be my bet, Trig

Trigger: Yeah? I thought he was pissed.

 

:laugh:

 

Mike: What name have they decided on?

Trigger: If it's a girl they're calling it Sigourney after an actress, and if it's a boy they're naming him Rodney after Dave!

:laugh:

 

Del: We had Denzil in goal, we had Monkey Harris at right-back, we had...we had camaraderie.

Trigger: Was that the Italian boy

:laugh:

 

Jevon: You gotta give Del he's due's ain't ya, he did all the catering by himself.

Mickey: Leave off Jevon, can you see Delboy standing in the kitchen cutting up all them loaves. He probably got some ediot to do it for him.

Trigger: No, I made em for him.

 

:laugh:

The master of the one liner! RIP

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I've had this brush over 15 years.... It's only had five new handles and a couple of Heads :laugh:

Del: We had Denzil in goal, we had Monkey Harris at right back, we had ....we had camaraderie   Trigger: Was that the Italian boy?  

Trigger: What'd you think's wrong with him? Mike: What do I think? Well, snow-blindness would be my bet, Trig Trigger: Yeah? I thought he was pissed.     Mike: What name have they decided on?

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I've had this brush over 15 years.... It's only had five new handles and a couple of Heads :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

Trigger: We have an old saying that's been handed down by generations of road sweepers, '"Look after your broom.."

 

Rodney: ...and your broom will look after you?

 

Trigger: No Dave, it's just "Look after your broom.."

 

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I've had this brush over 15 years.... It's only had five new handles and a couple of Heads :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

Trigger: We have an old saying that's been handed down by generations of road sweepers, '"Look after your broom.."

 

Rodney: ...and your broom will look after you?

 

Trigger: No Dave, it's just "Look after your broom.."

 

:laugh: :laugh:

 

PMSL :laugh: :laugh:

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Trigger: You knew my Grandad Arthur, didn’t you Mr Trotter.

Grandad: Yeah, I knew Arthur alright.

Trigger: He was a smashing man, he took care of me when my Mum went.

Rodney: Where was your Dad?

Trigger: He died a couple of years before I was born.

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DEL. WHEN WERE IN HERE TRIGGER WE HAVE TO TALK MONEY.

 

TRIG. I SAW ONE OF THOSE NEW FIVE POUND NOTES LAST WEEK DEL.

 

 

 

A CLASSIC IN THE WINE BAR WHEN DEL FELL THROUGH THE HATCH AND TRIGGER CARRIED ON TALKING TO HIM.

 

 

RIP TRIGGER.

 

A LEGEND

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Shame he was a cracking character in fools and horses.......cant say as i liked him in anything else but then that applies to all that little firm i never liked Jason or Lyndhurst in anything else it always felt like trying to watch Muhammed Ali playing football just never seemed right for me :D

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