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Have you tried mastering the shut off switch, " sorry love didnt hear you there" In sickness and in wealth" their is nothing wrong with you,,, whats yours is mine and whats mine is mine." I didnt get married to sit in the house while youre off out with the dogs all the time, need i go on.. :wallbash:

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I'm 50 years old and been married to wife no.2 for 15 years - you're definitely right Stripes -you definitely develop selective hearing over the years!

 

Mind you, I had a girlfriend a good number of years ago who asked if I thought she'd put weight on. When I answered honestly, I feared for my f***ing life !!

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The trick with selective hearing is not letting on you're using it.. ;):laugh: It's a necessity, no male brain can process the amount of bollocks that a woman comes out with at the rate it's comes out at. :no::laugh:

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How come woman can't done anything on their own? Examples.... Go to pub with her mate, your mate. You sit for half an hour listening to them yak on. Get up to play the mate at a game of pool, it's eh, you bring us to the pub, leave us to play pool? Make you feel as if your abandoning them even though they've hardly acknowledged your there. Same on holiday, laying on the beach. She's laying sunbathing, you've finished your book, bored out your skull. I know, I'll go a walk. Eh, and leave me laying here on my own!!!! Well aye, if you wanted to go skinny dipping in the sea I couldn't give a f**k but woman, they love to dictate what you can do. But only sometimes, when they're looking for an excuse to moan. Better off getting shot :laugh:

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My favourite line was, after I'd exploded at her moaning, you can only ignore it for so long, she'd say, I'm sorry. I'd say, don't say sorry, save it for after your next rant :laugh: that always went down well :D

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Dont spose theirs a translator like that for pregnant missus?

 

I know mankind has come a long way but I reckon we'll be off to the distant stars in spaceships before anyone cracks that one mate, sorry.. :(:laugh:

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Wow. My mrs actually doesn't nag. I can't recall her ever nagging at me about anything. :thumbs: Maybe she is a nagger by nature but I'm just the perfect husband. :laugh:

 

Worst nagger I ever knew was my grandmother. She used to nag at my grandad practically all day long about anything. He would sit there as if she wasn't saying anything. It was just like that tone of voice didn't register to his ears, like a dog whistle.

 

One time though (that I witnessed) she was nag, nag, nagging about something trivial and he looked up from his newspaper, lifted one finger and said "Vi, that's enough."

 

Amazingly she DID stop for the rest of the day, so at least I have that in my arsenal in case 'er indoors decides to become a nagger. :D

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