Blackbriar 8,569 Posted January 13, 2014 Report Share Posted January 13, 2014 Right - now we've established the rules for dating your daughter, a few suggestions for dealing with the wife ! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stripes 401 Posted January 13, 2014 Report Share Posted January 13, 2014 Have you tried mastering the shut off switch, " sorry love didnt hear you there" In sickness and in wealth" their is nothing wrong with you,,, whats yours is mine and whats mine is mine." I didnt get married to sit in the house while youre off out with the dogs all the time, need i go on.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted January 13, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2014 (edited) I'm 50 years old and been married to wife no.2 for 15 years - you're definitely right Stripes -you definitely develop selective hearing over the years! Mind you, I had a girlfriend a good number of years ago who asked if I thought she'd put weight on. When I answered honestly, I feared for my f***ing life !! Edited January 13, 2014 by Blackbriar 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted January 13, 2014 Report Share Posted January 13, 2014 The trick with selective hearing is not letting on you're using it.. It's a necessity, no male brain can process the amount of bollocks that a woman comes out with at the rate it's comes out at. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,707 Posted January 14, 2014 Report Share Posted January 14, 2014 Probably why we row so much,I always tell her to f**k off,then walk away,must be the stubbornness in me,can't back down. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,121 Posted January 14, 2014 Report Share Posted January 14, 2014 One word can put her in the huff for days and I could use it most days to be honest, it just depends if I can be bothered with the hassle that goes with it, no tea, no clean washing etc, 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted January 14, 2014 Report Share Posted January 14, 2014 How come woman can't done anything on their own? Examples.... Go to pub with her mate, your mate. You sit for half an hour listening to them yak on. Get up to play the mate at a game of pool, it's eh, you bring us to the pub, leave us to play pool? Make you feel as if your abandoning them even though they've hardly acknowledged your there. Same on holiday, laying on the beach. She's laying sunbathing, you've finished your book, bored out your skull. I know, I'll go a walk. Eh, and leave me laying here on my own!!!! Well aye, if you wanted to go skinny dipping in the sea I couldn't give a f**k but woman, they love to dictate what you can do. But only sometimes, when they're looking for an excuse to moan. Better off getting shot 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ryan2307 18 Posted January 14, 2014 Report Share Posted January 14, 2014 Haha some good comments and all true Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted January 14, 2014 Report Share Posted January 14, 2014 My favourite line was, after I'd exploded at her moaning, you can only ignore it for so long, she'd say, I'm sorry. I'd say, don't say sorry, save it for after your next rant that always went down well Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nik_B 3,790 Posted January 14, 2014 Report Share Posted January 14, 2014 Probably why we row so much,I always tell her to f**k off,then walk away,must be the stubbornness in me,can't back down. same here 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,266 Posted January 14, 2014 Report Share Posted January 14, 2014 Dont spose theirs a translator like that for pregnant missus? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted January 14, 2014 Report Share Posted January 14, 2014 Dont spose theirs a translator like that for pregnant missus? I know mankind has come a long way but I reckon we'll be off to the distant stars in spaceships before anyone cracks that one mate, sorry.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted January 14, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2014 My old Dad (God rest him) used to say that he always had the last word - "Yes dear !" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted January 14, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2014 Dont spose theirs a translator like that for pregnant missus? Doesn't translate, but it does explain a lot ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted January 14, 2014 Report Share Posted January 14, 2014 Wow. My mrs actually doesn't nag. I can't recall her ever nagging at me about anything. Maybe she is a nagger by nature but I'm just the perfect husband. Worst nagger I ever knew was my grandmother. She used to nag at my grandad practically all day long about anything. He would sit there as if she wasn't saying anything. It was just like that tone of voice didn't register to his ears, like a dog whistle. One time though (that I witnessed) she was nag, nag, nagging about something trivial and he looked up from his newspaper, lifted one finger and said "Vi, that's enough." Amazingly she DID stop for the rest of the day, so at least I have that in my arsenal in case 'er indoors decides to become a nagger. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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