RubyTex 1,957 Posted January 28, 2014 Report Share Posted January 28, 2014 I'm skint, I have £70 in my account good job mummy and daddy keep a roof over my head...my clothes washed....tea made...etc that`ll keep you in pop n jelly baby`s for a few weeks i`m sure you`ll treat mum n dad when you start making a few quid Yep definitely Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted January 28, 2014 Report Share Posted January 28, 2014 I'm skint, I have £70 in my account good job mummy and daddy keep a roof over my head...my clothes washed....tea made...etc im in same boat... well im washing all my own clothes and doing all the cooking and its just me and dad while i help him do up and modernise the house and pay him rent.... shit can i do a parent swap? Haha well I pay board too, plus everything for the dogs...not all free living Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Carraghs Gem 1,675 Posted January 28, 2014 Report Share Posted January 28, 2014 I'm skint, I have £70 in my account good job mummy and daddy keep a roof over my head...my clothes washed....tea made...etc im in same boat... well im washing all my own clothes and doing all the cooking and its just me and dad while i help him do up and modernise the house and pay him rent.... shit can i do a parent swap? Haha well I pay board too, plus everything for the dogs...not all free living I'm skint, I have £70 in my account good job mummy and daddy keep a roof over my head...my clothes washed....tea made...etc im in same boat... well im washing all my own clothes and doing all the cooking and its just me and dad while i help him do up and modernise the house and pay him rent.... shit can i do a parent swap? Haha well I pay board too, plus everything for the dogs...not all free living same here... Even buy me own food lol as im a fussy f****r... My dad seems to prefer eating my food an all lolhes not that bad tho.. He looks after my mutts while im at my boyfriends or at a gig and i do same for him when he goes away for few days or on his annual holiday to south of france with his sisters Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 I'm skint, just got my vat bill from the accountant got the tax man to pay too ohhh the joys Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 I'm skint, just got my vat bill from the accountant got the tax man to pay too ohhh the joys i used to be on monthly accounting to keep on top of the vat ---are you on year end . fookers when they get hold they dont let go. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 I'm skint, just got my vat bill from the accountant got the tax man to pay too ohhh the joys i used to be on monthly accounting to keep on top of the vat ---are you on year end . fookers when they get hold they dont let go. Every quarter mate. Aye, I tend not to f**k with the vat man, taxman a bit more lenient, vat man, no chance. The January one is always a b*****d just after Christmas and all. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 (edited) I'm skint, just got my vat bill from the accountant got the tax man to pay too ohhh the joys i used to be on monthly accounting to keep on top of the vat ---are you on year end . fookers when they get hold they dont let go. Every quarter mate. Aye, I tend not to f**k with the vat man, taxman a bit more lenient, vat man, no chance. The January one is always a b*****d just after Christmas and all. i had a 5k vat bill and waiting to get paid off a big job lads out of town on overtime so money was tight i rang the vat and offered up half and half at the end of the month --- fine what date will you be paying the balance we agreed on the 28th -- 6 a.m on the 28th got knocked up by the bailiffs for the balance plus there £35 plus vat fee -----think its the one n only time i`ve stood in front of 2 6 ft 16 stone blokes and signed a cheque in me pants ----------------------- when i sold up they were all over us to make sure they got there last fooking penny before i retired like you say dont fook with the vat. Edited January 29, 2014 by the_stig Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 I'm skint, just got my vat bill from the accountant got the tax man to pay too ohhh the joys i used to be on monthly accounting to keep on top of the vat ---are you on year end . fookers when they get hold they dont let go. Every quarter mate. Aye, I tend not to f**k with the vat man, taxman a bit more lenient, vat man, no chance. The January one is always a b*****d just after Christmas and all. i had a 5k vat bill and waiting to get paid off a big job lads out of town on overtime so money was tight i rang the vat and offered up half and half at the end off the month --- fine what date will you be paying the balance we agreed on the 28th -- 6 a.m on the 28th got knocked up by the bailiffs for the balance plus there £35 plus vat fee -----think its the one n only time i`ve stood in front of 2 6 ft 16 stone blokes and signed a cheque in me pants ----------------------- when i sold up they were all over us to make sure they got there last fooking penny before i retired like you say dont fook with the vat. Fucksake stig that's a bit strong. I've never been late paying them yet lol but I can imagine what they'd be like. This bills half of that. We moan about it when it comes to paying it but we definitely gain being in the system. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 I'm skint, just got my vat bill from the accountant got the tax man to pay too ohhh the joys i used to be on monthly accounting to keep on top of the vat ---are you on year end . fookers when they get hold they dont let go. Every quarter mate. Aye, I tend not to f**k with the vat man, taxman a bit more lenient, vat man, no chance. The January one is always a b*****d just after Christmas and all. i had a 5k vat bill and waiting to get paid off a big job lads out of town on overtime so money was tight i rang the vat and offered up half and half at the end off the month --- fine what date will you be paying the balance we agreed on the 28th -- 6 a.m on the 28th got knocked up by the bailiffs for the balance plus there £35 plus vat fee -----think its the one n only time i`ve stood in front of 2 6 ft 16 stone blokes and signed a cheque in me pants ----------------------- when i sold up they were all over us to make sure they got there last fooking penny before i retired like you say dont fook with the vat. Fucksake stig that's a bit strong. I've never been late paying them yet lol but I can imagine what they'd be like. This bills half of that. We moan about it when it comes to paying it but we definitely gain being in the system. kunts did`nt wait for me to send the cheque -----it was alright when i was in it just got to stay on top... they put us under investigation once our name cropped up through dealing with someone else spent 2 days going over stuff with the accountant but only had those 2 incidents in 18 year --- Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 I've been in the vat system 9 years this June, it can be touching cloth at times lol. f***ing will be on Friday I leave paying them till the last day, I've got them as a payee on my digital banking. Breaks my heart every time I press send Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 (edited) I've been in the vat system 9 years this June, it can be touching cloth at times lol. f*****g will be on Friday I leave paying them till the last day, I've got them as a payee on my digital banking. Breaks my heart every time I press send would`nt know the ins n outs of it all these days been out of it 8 year this year and semi retired 6 fook time flys i miss the buzz of it all but glad i`m out of it .. Edited January 29, 2014 by the_stig Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 I've been in the vat system 9 years this June, it can be touching cloth at times lol. f*****g will be on Friday I leave paying them till the last day, I've got them as a payee on my digital banking. Breaks my heart every time I press send would`nt know the ins n outs of it all these days been out of it 8 year this year and semi retired 6 fook time flys i miss the buzz of it all but glad i`m out of it .. It's all done online now mate, same with the taxman. Accountant deals with it, phones me with the amount and I duly pay. Best £50 a month I've ever spent lol, canny be arsed with the paperwork and they probably save me more than that if I did it myself. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 I'm skint, just got my vat bill from the accountant got the tax man to pay too ohhh the joys i used to be on monthly accounting to keep on top of the vat ---are you on year end . fookers when they get hold they dont let go. Every quarter mate. Aye, I tend not to f**k with the vat man, taxman a bit more lenient, vat man, no chance. The January one is always a b*****d just after Christmas and all. i had a 5k vat bill and waiting to get paid off a big job lads out of town on overtime so money was tight i rang the vat and offered up half and half at the end of the month --- fine what date will you be paying the balance we agreed on the 28th -- 6 a.m on the 28th got knocked up by the bailiffs for the balance plus there £35 plus vat fee -----think its the one n only time i`ve stood in front of 2 6 ft 16 stone blokes and signed a cheque in me pants ----------------------- when i sold up they were all over us to make sure they got there last fooking penny before i retired like you say dont fook with the vat. Cheeky b*****ds! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nik_B 3,790 Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 I'm skint, just got my vat bill from the accountant got the tax man to pay too ohhh the joys i used to be on monthly accounting to keep on top of the vat ---are you on year end . fookers when they get hold they dont let go. Every quarter mate. Aye, I tend not to f**k with the vat man, taxman a bit more lenient, vat man, no chance. The January one is always a b*****d just after Christmas and all. i had a 5k vat bill and waiting to get paid off a big job lads out of town on overtime so money was tight i rang the vat and offered up half and half at the end of the month --- fine what date will you be paying the balance we agreed on the 28th -- 6 a.m on the 28th got knocked up by the bailiffs for the balance plus there £35 plus vat fee -----think its the one n only time i`ve stood in front of 2 6 ft 16 stone blokes and signed a cheque in me pants ----------------------- when i sold up they were all over us to make sure they got there last fooking penny before i retired like you say dont fook with the vat. Funny how they don't do that to Amazon or Starbucks eh Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j j m 6,564 Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 im not skint but nor am i wealthy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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