NEWKID 27,170 Posted May 6, 2014 Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 Yer, this came up recently, and my feelings are, as good as it'd taste, i'd feel like a right c**t Muntjack? I got a fair few home made venison burgers and sausages in the freezer, I'll bring them along with the obligatory pasties lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted May 6, 2014 Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 I'll see if I can knock something up in the yard, I'm sure an oil drum cut length ways on legs with a spit above would suffice? I'll bring scrumpy... dont bring that pish again kev f*****g horrid stuff lol you stick to yer redbull 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted May 6, 2014 Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 Yer, this came up recently, and my feelings are, as good as it'd taste, i'd feel like a right c**t Muntjack? I got a fair few home made venison burgers and sausages in the freezer, I'll bring them along with the obligatory pasties lol pasties--------------------- i might come after all 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted May 6, 2014 Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 I'll bring some haggis down and I'll get ma maw to make a cpl clooties. Jim I'll bring em down f**k carrying that shit on a plane lol 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ideation 8,216 Posted May 6, 2014 Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 The Thl Picnic lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted May 6, 2014 Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 Thc maybe lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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haymin 2,465 Posted May 7, 2014 Report Share Posted May 7, 2014 I'm sorry Scott but im the official clootie maker !! ?I'm no getting the clootie a bad name with your shite nobody will have any teeth left lol. Ill be takin a roll of gold award winning haggis and some black pudding so keep out if it or you'll no be getting high lol ? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bobcullen79 1,495 Posted May 7, 2014 Report Share Posted May 7, 2014 Pigs are heavy as feck Kev mate, so the spit would have to be pretty hard core. Also usually they now just bake them in ovens and lay them out on trays, so not quite sure how you would turn a 70 kilo animal with a metal bar shoved through successfully by hand, and get an even cooking job done, without it all falling apart or giving yourself a hernia. Probably easier to just use the oil drum to make a big barbie and sausage the pig Some friends done a lamb (not the same I know) down the woods on a home made spit roast, it was rigged up to the back sprocket of a womans shopper bike, looked well mad max. It would have been even better if it didnt keep spitting the chain off. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ideation 8,216 Posted May 7, 2014 Report Share Posted May 7, 2014 Could be doable with a lamb, but I think the average weight, of even a good lamb, would be around 35-40 kilo, probably 25-30 kilo dead weight. My pigs kill out at around 60 kilo dead weight. . . . you'd have things like tyson by the time it was cooked! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted May 7, 2014 Report Share Posted May 7, 2014 I'm sorry Scott but im the official clootie maker !! I'm no getting the clootie a bad name with your shite nobody will have any teeth left lol. Ill be takin a roll of gold award winning haggis and some black pudding so keep out if it or you'll no be getting high lol No worries saves me a load of grief lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted May 7, 2014 Report Share Posted May 7, 2014 I'm sorry Scott but im the official clootie maker !! I'm no getting the clootie a bad name with your shite nobody will have any teeth left lol. Ill be takin a roll of gold award winning haggis and some black pudding so keep out if it or you'll no be getting high lolNo worries saves me a load of grief lollol just kidding crack on lad ?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
clipo 871 Posted May 7, 2014 Report Share Posted May 7, 2014 I'm sorry Scott but im the official clootie maker !! I'm no getting the clootie a bad name with your shite nobody will have any teeth left lol. Ill be takin a roll of gold award winning haggis and some black pudding so keep out if it or you'll no be getting high lol No worries saves me a load of grief lol @ you both lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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