Davro 108 Posted January 4, 2014 Report Share Posted January 4, 2014 (edited) there all the same Edited January 5, 2014 by Davro Quote Link to post Share on other sites
steve66 3,452 Posted January 4, 2014 Report Share Posted January 4, 2014 My mate used to go out every Saturday night and come back hammerd to face his grumpy cow wife One sat night he came in p ssed as a fart and she was nice as pie Fancy a mug of tea and a fried egg butty she said The tea contained lacitives , and she fried the eggs in castor oil 2 days he spent dashing to the bog with the shits lol He blamed the drink and went tea total It was nearly 2years before he found out the truth Now that's an evil bitch lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted January 4, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2014 Lol. 15yrs with you. Jesus like a jail term aye, couldn't get shot, once they've had Baw, nothing comes close And then they turn lesbian. I f***ing wish I've never met a good looking lesbian yet Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted January 4, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2014 A Husband frantically calls hotel management from his hotel room, "Please come fast I'm having an argument with my wife and she says she will jump out the window of your hotel". The manager replied "Sir that's a personal matter ". Husband replies "Like f**k it is! The window won't open so that's a maintenance matter !" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tonyslap 2 Posted January 4, 2014 Report Share Posted January 4, 2014 Mine is a good one, her job helps though..she's a nurse an works a lot of shifts so I pretty much do as I please as long as the stuff she's asked for is all done? She has a few special word for me when I've pissed her off or done something wrong, 'you're a cock!' my favorite one is, 'get ya dog an F**k off...an when you get there F**k off some more!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DannyMc 143 Posted January 4, 2014 Report Share Posted January 4, 2014 Only having abita Craic mo chara,the fair sex got my full respect. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted January 4, 2014 Report Share Posted January 4, 2014 Only having abita Craic mo chara,the fair sex got my full respect.I know lol.. But id still slap you regardless 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
collie/grey 238 Posted January 4, 2014 Report Share Posted January 4, 2014 (edited) Crabbit women? Jeez you fellas are worse than us all put together on here! I much prefer being single, the rabbit does a better job than most men in half the time lol. I can get out with the dogs when I please and do what i like whenever I like. Men are what turn us women into nutters. My life was great until men entered it, well except my good friends Edited January 4, 2014 by collie/grey Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j j m 6,539 Posted January 4, 2014 Report Share Posted January 4, 2014 there all the same ha ha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
steve109 43 Posted January 4, 2014 Report Share Posted January 4, 2014 women are like Hurricanes When they turn up they are wet and wild when they go they take your house and car. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted January 4, 2014 Report Share Posted January 4, 2014 Crabbit women? Jeez you fellas are worse than us all put together on here! I much prefer being single, the rabbit does a better job than most men in half the time lol. I can get out with the dogs when I please and do what i like whenever I like. Men are what turn us women into nutters. My life was great until men entered it, well except my good friends dont you get fur balls and rabbit droppings in the bed though Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,926 Posted January 4, 2014 Report Share Posted January 4, 2014 My missus is a dour sour faced fooker at times, but give her her due she ain't ever moaned once about my mutts or what I do with them. I come and go as I please, kennel what a please, but try getting a blowey Ffs...... You missed makes a decent butty All women are sour faced cnuts no matter the creed, nationality or skin colour :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marky b 309 Posted January 4, 2014 Report Share Posted January 4, 2014 How do you make your wife scream during sex..... Ring her and let her listen. Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nik_B 3,790 Posted January 4, 2014 Report Share Posted January 4, 2014 My missus is a dour sour faced fooker at times, but give her her due she ain't ever moaned once about my mutts or what I do with them. I come and go as I please, kennel what a please, but try getting a blowey Ffs...... You missed makes a decent butty All women are sour faced cnuts no matter the creed, nationality or skin colour :laugh: Now if that's not equality then I don't know what is!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,926 Posted January 4, 2014 Report Share Posted January 4, 2014 My missus is a dour sour faced fooker at times, but give her her due she ain't ever moaned once about my mutts or what I do with them. I come and go as I please, kennel what a please, but try getting a blowey Ffs...... You missed makes a decent butty All women are sour faced cnuts no matter the creed, nationality or skin colour :laugh: Now if that's not equality then I don't know what is!! Not racist or sexist me mate, I used to have a black dog and a bitch :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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