talt 878 Posted January 3, 2014 Report Share Posted January 3, 2014 An old fella once told me that when a women goes to church to get married, the first thing they see is the aisle. Next thing they see is the altar, and then you. those three words stick in their minds for the rest of their married lives, i"ll alter you. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted January 3, 2014 Report Share Posted January 3, 2014 Baw the secret is too treat them like a garden, Every now and again they need a good dig. feck your lucky you dont live with me.... Id knock you into next week just for thinking that .Pmsl. youd be black an blue lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted January 3, 2014 Report Share Posted January 3, 2014 What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?............ I told you twice already. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
talt 878 Posted January 3, 2014 Report Share Posted January 3, 2014 Same old fella said to me when i got married " for the first seven years you are married, every time you have sex put a pound in a jar. After seven years every time you have sex take a pound out. You will never empty the jar. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lapin2008 1,587 Posted January 3, 2014 Report Share Posted January 3, 2014 I was told once that.. A woman marries a man in the hope that she can change him but then finds she cant, whereas a man marries a woman thinking she wont change and she does. Mine didnt change much after we got married as she was already a grumpy twat Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ferretess 230 Posted January 3, 2014 Report Share Posted January 3, 2014 (edited) There all mental.my birds got some temper on her .i just laugh and go out with the dogs when she starts lol yeah and as you shut the door she hits the air an says yes works everytime ,, now I will get peace no more moaning Edited January 3, 2014 by ferretess 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Huan72 687 Posted January 3, 2014 Report Share Posted January 3, 2014 Its like that joke that women tell..........................a bloke is like a carpet, lay em right the first time and you can walk all over em . The strongest minded bloke can get lost in the Bermuda triangle Seriously though ................women demand their rights, equal opportunities of employment etc, well I have never heard a bloke demanding equal rights to washing, cleaning and childcare so when women are enjoying their new found rights, its the blokes that are picking up the slack and sacrificing their time but that's still not good enough for some women, its absolutely scandalous...................................... In reality, it can be a pain in the backside for me, when I'm off work I like to be out the house as much as possible, either mooching about with my dog or doing sea based stuff, its then that the nagging begins, women can be so selfish Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 9,943 Posted January 3, 2014 Report Share Posted January 3, 2014 I was told once that.. A woman marries a man in the hope that she can change him but then finds she cant, whereas a man marries a woman thinking she wont change and she does. Mine didnt change much after we got married as she was already a grumpy twat tue that , ive been married 30 years yeh feckin 30 years lol, and its been feckin very hard at times.Got a lad 27 prob thats the only good thing out of it really, because the woman ive got now seems like a differnt person to the one i married. i think unless you want kids dont bother to get married, just go for a shag when you want but live by your self and do waht you want+when. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lapin2008 1,587 Posted January 3, 2014 Report Share Posted January 3, 2014 I was told once that.. A woman marries a man in the hope that she can change him but then finds she cant, whereas a man marries a woman thinking she wont change and she does. Mine didnt change much after we got married as she was already a grumpy twat tue that , ive been married 30 years yeh feckin 30 years lol, and its been feckin very hard at times.Got a lad 27 prob thats the only good thing out of it really, because the woman ive got now seems like a differnt person to the one i married. i think unless you want kids dont bother to get married, just go for a shag when you want but live by your self and do waht you want+when. The benefit of hindsight eh! I'd never regret anything because of the kids but she can't half take being a pain in the arse to a whole new level! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nik_B 3,790 Posted January 3, 2014 Report Share Posted January 3, 2014 I've found the phrase "F**k off" works for me...sure it's not how we would like to talk to a lady but I'm yet to meet one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lapin2008 1,587 Posted January 3, 2014 Report Share Posted January 3, 2014 I've found the phrase "F**k off" works for me...sure it's not how we would like to talk to a lady but I'm yet to meet one I've just used the exact same one not more than a minute ago... red rag to a bull lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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