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My rule....lives in the sea... Don't trust the b*****d!

Aye look at that bobby c**t from Dallas who shot JR, he lived in the sea :laugh:

That took me a few minutes mate, but I got it!!!

And it was shite!!!... Lol

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My rule....lives in the sea... Don't trust the b*****d!

Aye look at that bobby c**t from Dallas who shot JR, he lived in the sea :laugh:
That took me a few minutes mate, but I got it!!!

And it was shite!!!... Lol

f***ing true though :laugh: paulus got it right away :tongue2:

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Linguists and scientists are trying to decode "dolphinese", so that when we do meet extra terrestrials, we have more of an idea what non human languages are like...................that's true :D. Also be carefull next time your swimming, dolphins can be sexually attracted to humans...................can you imagine turning on a 200Kg, drugged up teenage dolphin :laugh:..................painfull :blink:

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I remember once, my old curly coat was swimming off a beach at North Norfolk, when a grey seal popped up, they were looking straight at each other about two feet apart. It was one of those moments that i'll never forget :thumbs:

I can mind the first time one of them was 2 foot from my canoe, that was one of those moments I'll never forget either :laugh: I'm not scared of seals but when the only thing separating your arse from the bottom of the sea is 5mm of plastic and you look to the right and an oars length away is a seal with a head like a mitre fitba staring at you almost level, you gain a whole new level of respect for them :laugh:

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I remember once, my old curly coat was swimming off a beach at North Norfolk, when a grey seal popped up, they were looking straight at each other about two feet apart. It was one of those moments that i'll never forget :thumbs:

I can mind the first time one of them was 2 foot from my canoe, that was one of those moments I'll never forget either :laugh: I'm not scared of seals but when the only thing separating your arse from the bottom of the sea is 5mm of plastic and you look to the right and an oars length away is a seal with a head like a mitre fitba staring at you almost level, you gain a whole new level of respect for them :laugh:

You seen the clip with the boys out shooting geese and a seal jumps in his wee boat thing beside him??

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No lab I haven't mate. They're some f***ing size, it wouldn't take much to capsize you. Playful b*****ds too. We fish from the canoes mate so it attracts them. We haven't caught a seal yet but it'll happen. Caught them from the pier etc. when I say caught, they're a b*****d for stealing your catch as your winding it in. Imagine if you hook a mackerel and the next thing your canoes water skiing :laugh:

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