NEWKID 27,163 Posted December 28, 2013 Report Share Posted December 28, 2013 "Antique Emporium". you can laugh my mrs just been pissin herself at me trying to spell it What "antique"... ffs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted December 28, 2013 Report Share Posted December 28, 2013 "Antique Emporium". you can laugh my mrs just been pissin herself at me trying to spell it It's easy. S-H-E-D Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted December 28, 2013 Report Share Posted December 28, 2013 "Antique Emporium". you can laugh my mrs just been pissin herself at me trying to spell it What "antique"... ffs fook off Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted December 28, 2013 Report Share Posted December 28, 2013 "Antique Emporium". you can laugh my mrs just been pissin herself at me trying to spell it It's easy. S-H-E-D Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,163 Posted December 28, 2013 Report Share Posted December 28, 2013 So finally back on the road, Darcy riding with wilf in the side car, Peter Riding with Gnash on the back clinging on for dear life ( the fright of Kranky being present had him shaking like a leaf, no way could he ride), Stig was leading this strange, Mod/barbarian group and they were back heading North, at last, to the moors, Phessies, Salmos and beasties...... The enemy with the mighty Kat, still on they're tails, Johnnyboy was throwing welsh cakes at them and the greedy b*****ds were eating them so quickly that their pace was slowing.... Once Haymin started chucking Clootie dumplins at them the Group of hereos finally started to gain some ground and breathing space. On the side of the road they saw a man the ringer for Dog the bounty hunter, beside a steaming Patrol truck, surrounded by Pit/pats, kids, babies and kebab wrappers.... it was Mel the tattoed leader of the Scarborough Massive.... With Violin cases full of mackerel they jumped on the back of various scooters.... mel was put out he couldn't get on the back of Newkids but unfortunately that spot was taken by the 3 ladies in his harem who were feeding him roadkill venison as they rode... Mel Jumped on the back of twobob's bike, trying to shuffle back from the arse crack that would not stay covered..... Tarquin was riding on the handlebars of Labs bike, like a child, and singing Whitney Houston songs..... The patrol was left at the side of the road, and this time declared dead, the Modarians carried on to the quest that lay ahead... would the achieve their goal before the clock struck 12 on New Years Eve?.... With Aaron, the Brick, Whin, RFYL and the rest of the darkside in hot pursuit their quest seemed futile, as desperate as Taquin in a Whorehouse, but onwards they went........... 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,163 Posted December 28, 2013 Report Share Posted December 28, 2013 Even Walshie, had chucked his doughnuts away and thrown the coffe out of the window... his 2 week vigil to bring justice to the hoodies was over... he jumped on Trish's moped and joined the motley group of Modarians.... f**k me he was pumped up, if any of thoase following were wearing a hoodie, they would be f****d right up 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted December 28, 2013 Report Share Posted December 28, 2013 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted December 28, 2013 Report Share Posted December 28, 2013 bob and mel 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
R.A.W 1,987 Posted December 28, 2013 Report Share Posted December 28, 2013 So finally back on the road, Darcy riding with wilf in the side car, Peter Riding with Gnash on the back clinging on for dear life ( the fright of Kranky being present had him shaking like a leaf, no way could he ride), Stig was leading this strange, Mod/barbarian group and they were back heading North, at last, to the moors, Phessies, Salmos and beasties...... The enemy with the mighty Kat, still on they're tails, Johnnyboy was throwing welsh cakes at them and the greedy b*****ds were eating them so quickly that their pace was slowing.... Once Haymin started chucking Clootie dumplins at them the Group of hereos finally started to gain some ground and breathing space. On the side of the road they saw a man the ringer for Dog the bounty hunter, beside a steaming Patrol truck, surrounded by Pit/pats, kids, babies and kebab wrappers.... it was Mel the tattoed leader of the Scarborough Massive.... With Violin cases full of mackerel they jumped on the back of various scooters.... mel was put out he couldn't get on the back of Newkids but unfortunately that spot was taken by the 3 ladies in his harem who were feeding him roadkill venison as they rode... Mel Jumped on the back of twobob's bike, trying to shuffle back from the arse crack that would not stay covered..... Tarquin was riding on the handlebars of Labs bike, like a child, and singing Whitney Houston songs..... The patrol was left at the side of the road, and this time declared dead, the Modarians carried on to the quest that lay ahead... would the achieve their goal before the clock struck 12 on New Years Eve?.... With Aaron, the Brick, Whin, RFYL and the rest of the darkside in hot pursuit their quest seemed futile, as desperate as Taquin in a Whorehouse, but onwards they went........... So finally back on the road, Darcy riding with wilf in the side car, Peter Riding with Gnash on the back clinging on for dear life ( the fright of Kranky being present had him shaking like a leaf, no way could he ride), Stig was leading this strange, Mod/barbarian group and they were back heading North, at last, to the moors, Phessies, Salmos and beasties...... The enemy with the mighty Kat, still on they're tails, Johnnyboy was throwing welsh cakes at them and the greedy b*****ds were eating them so quickly that their pace was slowing.... Once Haymin started chucking Clootie dumplins at them the Group of hereos finally started to gain some ground and breathing space. On the side of the road they saw a man the ringer for Dog the bounty hunter, beside a steaming Patrol truck, surrounded by Pit/pats, kids, babies and kebab wrappers.... it was Mel the tattoed leader of the Scarborough Massive.... With Violin cases full of mackerel they jumped on the back of various scooters.... mel was put out he couldn't get on the back of Newkids but unfortunately that spot was taken by the 3 ladies in his harem who were feeding him roadkill venison as they rode... Mel Jumped on the back of twobob's bike, trying to shuffle back from the arse crack that would not stay covered..... Tarquin was riding on the handlebars of Labs bike, like a child, and singing Whitney Houston songs..... The patrol was left at the side of the road, and this time declared dead, the Modarians carried on to the quest that lay ahead... would the achieve their goal before the clock struck 12 on New Years Eve?.... With Aaron, the Brick, Whin, RFYL and the rest of the darkside in hot pursuit their quest seemed futile, as desperate as Taquin in a Whorehouse, but onwards they went........... PMSL singing Whitney Houston be forked....... brillant 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,163 Posted December 28, 2013 Report Share Posted December 28, 2013 16411_1024.jpg bob and mel Even the leathers would have a rip in em just to allow the mearest glimpse of ass crack.....lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted December 28, 2013 Report Share Posted December 28, 2013 16411_1024.jpg bob and mel Even the leathers would have a rip in em just to allow the mearest glimpse of ass crack.....lol eeh by gum lad thee hang on ,,,, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted December 28, 2013 Report Share Posted December 28, 2013 Baw who hated not being the centre of attention was shouting "look at me, look at me everyone." but his words were drowned out by the roar of the 70 cc mopeds. Someone shouted "Shut yer cakehole, you melt." Was Kranky back in disguise? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted December 28, 2013 Report Share Posted December 28, 2013 6a0115706295c0970c0120a56d464f970c.png Gnash said there's fooking Max and his Safc crew on Scooters heading down Denbig rd on way to Brighton with no police escort'fecking taking libertys. Tomo replied dont go chasing after him Gnash iv waited 3 years for 5 mins of your time. Gnash replied'Tomo you fooking Slag make do with Wilf . Max is getting it IF i can catch him before he gets sawf of River. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
twobob 1,497 Posted December 29, 2013 Report Share Posted December 29, 2013 16411_1024.jpg bob and mel Even the leathers would have a rip in em just to allow the mearest glimpse of ass crack.....lol that stigs a very shrewd man he told me the reason i was riding with him was because his stand was fooked on the scooter and needed somewhere to park it for a quick get away 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted December 29, 2013 Report Share Posted December 29, 2013 16411_1024.jpg bob and mel Even the leathers would have a rip in em just to allow the mearest glimpse of ass crack.....lol that stigs a very shrewd man he told me the reason i was riding with him was because his stand was fooked on the scooter and needed somewhere to park it for a quick get away I'm not the brightest but putting you in it mate won't make it f***ing faster.... Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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