gnipper 6,465 Posted December 18, 2013 Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 The woods round my work are like mine fields Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fireman 10,884 Posted December 18, 2013 Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 I do gardening work and had to take a dump in a customers garden once,had a little trowel so did my best to dig a quick hole behind the bamboo clump and didn't hang around as it were,got the old trousers up and scuffed the dirt back in the hole just as the customer appeared with a cuppa for me.Phew i thought that was close until her fat staffie started sniffing about and it's fecking nose led it to the freshly laid hidden gem lying under the surface and try as i might i couldn't put a toe into it to feck it off so i (and i am very sorry for it ) spilt a drop of hot tea over it and that well saved me trying to explain why her dog had just nosed up a pile of shite . 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted December 18, 2013 Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 A lot of my working life has been spent on building site's, which means porta loos, so holding it is often the better option!Most of the building sites I've worked on didnt have portaloos.. Oh 'ow I used to sit on t'bucket dreaming of 'aving a portaloo to shite upon.. We used to dream of sitting on a bucket a' shit.......... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted December 18, 2013 Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 I do gardening work and had to take a dump in a customers garden once,had a little trowel so did my best to dig a quick hole behind the bamboo clump and didn't hang around as it were,got the old trousers up and scuffed the dirt back in the hole just as the customer appeared with a cuppa for me.Phew i thought that was close until her fat staffie started sniffing about and it's fecking nose led it to the freshly laid hidden gem lying under the surface and try as i might i couldn't put a toe into it to feck it off so i (and i am very sorry for it ) spilt a drop of hot tea over it and that well saved me trying to explain why her dog had just nosed up a pile of shite . Next time, you could always try " Excuse me, can I use your toilet, please?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Accip74 7,112 Posted December 18, 2013 Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 I've been on a couple of sites out here with no toilet!.........the home of the European Commission... Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted December 18, 2013 Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 I prefer to go at home, book in hand and chill out....it's like an event 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,902 Posted December 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2013 At work? Can see me going 4-5 times a day sometimes don't even need, just for a "try" n have a wee look on THL lol,..... Anyone guess where I am ATM? Kin Ted used to call me while sat on the shitter ffs :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
04fox8 168 Posted December 19, 2013 Report Share Posted December 19, 2013 Working, and obviously eating down here in Angola, you kinda get used to giving birth to the locals quite regularly! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted December 19, 2013 Report Share Posted December 19, 2013 If you've gotta dump..then you've gotta dump...doesn't bother me where i take a shite tbh i`ve shit -- in bushes, hedges, carrier bags, paint tins ,cardboard boxes ,and even off pylons needs must when you`ve gotta go you`ve gotta go 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted December 19, 2013 Report Share Posted December 19, 2013 I prefer to go at home, cock in hand and chill out....it's like an event every day 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,115 Posted December 19, 2013 Report Share Posted December 19, 2013 Mush you done one in the sea yet,,,? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lapin2008 1,587 Posted December 19, 2013 Report Share Posted December 19, 2013 Loads of calculators online that can work out how much you get paid while your taking a shit. I used i have a little app that sat on my desktop that would work it all out for me. Just put your salary in, number of hours click 'start poo' and 'end poo' when back at the desk and it would work it all out. Even down to a full per poo break down of tax liability More primitive online version lol http://www.rouge-media.com/pcc/ 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,763 Posted December 19, 2013 Report Share Posted December 19, 2013 Loads of calculators online that can work out how much you get paid while your taking a shit. I used i have a little app that sat on my desktop that would work it all out for me. Just put your salary in, number of hours click 'start poo' and 'end poo' when back at the desk and it would work it all out. Even down to a full per poo break down of tax liability More primitive online version lol http://www.rouge-media.com/pcc/ I wonder how much of my student loan I pay back per dump? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,115 Posted December 19, 2013 Report Share Posted December 19, 2013 Loads of calculators online that can work out how much you get paid while your taking a shit. I used i have a little app that sat on my desktop that would work it all out for me. Just put your salary in, number of hours click 'start poo' and 'end poo' when back at the desk and it would work it all out. Even down to a full per poo break down of tax liability More primitive online version lol http://www.rouge-media.com/pcc/ Not to mention how much your being paid whilst finding this app,,,and coming on here to tell us about it.....do you do any work.....lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lapin2008 1,587 Posted December 19, 2013 Report Share Posted December 19, 2013 Loads of calculators online that can work out how much you get paid while your taking a shit. I used i have a little app that sat on my desktop that would work it all out for me. Just put your salary in, number of hours click 'start poo' and 'end poo' when back at the desk and it would work it all out. Even down to a full per poo break down of tax liability More primitive online version lol http://www.rouge-media.com/pcc/ Not to mention how much your being paid whilst finding this app,,,and coming on here to tell us about it.....do you do any work.....lol lol as little as possible 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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