One Of The Great Mysteries Of Life

[MIK 4,763]

WILF you can talk the last time you were up here you were driving skinny jeans turned up at the bottoms with boat shoes and no socks and im sure your teeth had been whitened cause before that you look like you had a mouth full of sugar puffs ... and wtf is that gelled side parting you southeners mince about with

Edited December 16, 2013 by MIK

[MIK 4,763]

Everyone south of Perth are southeners anyway

[twobob 1,497]

Wilf you shouldn't really generalise about northerners. You're just asking for a coachload of moustachioed northerners and their whippets to come down and give you a visit.

you forgot our flat caps you soft southern shandy drinking bxstard

[downsouth 7,577]

I'm sensing a secret hankering to be moving oop north by Wilf. Got an unhealthy interest in all things northern just lately eh mucker?

its just everyc**ts sick of him down here.

[charlie caller 3,654]

Is it still true that "men" south of Watford gap have no testicles?

[the_stig 6,614]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzOn9JwfQ2A

[Blackbriar 8,569]

Thats right gnasher tank tops especially in winter,i didnt pay £7.45 for these tattoos to keep them covered.

When it's REALLY cold, we wear TWO T-shirts !

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP4xuPbZ4Ic

[Moll. 1,770]

Everyone south of Perth are southeners anyway

 

Funnily enough i was just thinking something similar. I always think of Yorkshire as being in the middle not north

[Blackbriar 8,569]

No word of a lie, this.

I was visiting my old Mum and my sisters in Nottingham yesterday. I mentioned that we'd bought a new sofa, and Mum asked where from. "Ikea", I said. "Ooh", she replied "get him, with his soft Southern ways!"

 

(I moved to MK 6months ago !)

[Moll. 1,770]

No word of a lie, this.

I was visiting my old Mum and my sisters in Nottingham yesterday. I mentioned that we'd bought a new sofa, and Mum asked where from. "Ikea", I said. "Ooh", she replied "get him, with his soft Southern ways!"

 

(I moved to MK 6months ago !)

 

Aye she's right. If you had been North you would have made your own from some offcuts, a pallet, horsehair and chicken wire

[steve66 3,582]

C'mon Wilf get the plane up and come and visit

 

 

Mate just said , thank f *ck for that paki's have just moved next door

And your happy with that , i said

Yer for one horrible minute i thought they where southerners :laugh:

[Blackbriar 8,569]

 

No word of a lie, this.

I was visiting my old Mum and my sisters in Nottingham yesterday. I mentioned that we'd bought a new sofa, and Mum asked where from. "Ikea", I said. "Ooh", she replied "get him, with his soft Southern ways!"

 

(I moved to MK 6months ago !)

 

Aye she's right. If you had been North you would have made your own from some offcuts, a pallet, horsehair and chicken wire

 

We used to dream of furniture made out of pallets........................

[arctic skua 28]

Your all southern feckers in my opinion

[WILF 47,967]

WILF you can talk the last time you were up here you were driving skinny jeans turned up at the bottoms with boat shoes and no socks and im sure your teeth had been whitened cause before that you look like you had a mouth full of sugar puffs ... and wtf is that gelled side parting you southeners mince about with

See, I don't class you jock minges as Northerners same as I don't class my old woman as a northerner........the jock and the paddy lads just don't sport the same Hitler-esque under nasal fluff for a start...........and they don't seem to sport the same line in natty pullovers !! Lol lol

 

Anyway, I won't take criticism from the jocks anwanser to Phil Mitchell ! Lol lol

[WILF 47,967]

Is it still true that "men" south of Watford gap have no testicles?

Could be true, I know I nearly wore mine out when I was working in Stockton when I was a kid !! Lol lol