WILF 47,967 Posted December 15, 2013 Report Share Posted December 15, 2013 Right, I have got to ask because it has been one of the great unanswered questions of my life.......... What is it with northerners and those silly f***ing taches they seem to sprout under their bugle at about 16 years of age?........most of them look like a good breeze would blow it away!!...... Is it like a right of passage thing as in "now then our Granville, you have reached 16 it's time tuh go down tuh town and get ya sen tuh silly hitler tache" Please tell me, what's it all about? Lol 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,302 Posted December 15, 2013 Report Share Posted December 15, 2013 Maybe it's because we hit puberty at a proper age Tell me something what is it with southerners which makes them so feckin miserable 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted December 15, 2013 Report Share Posted December 15, 2013 its because they dont want to look like a ben mitchell stunt double 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,948 Posted December 15, 2013 Report Share Posted December 15, 2013 That was a good one,,,lol Proberbly cos there sic of being stereotyped by London gangster films,,,, that said,, I'm excited dany dyer is going in east Enders,,,lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 47,967 Posted December 15, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2013 I can see em now, all in the barbers on a Friday thinking "tell you what would look good with this bum fluff under ma nose.....a Chris Waddle mullet !!......that will look sharp!" Lol lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,302 Posted December 15, 2013 Report Share Posted December 15, 2013 (edited) Something for the weekend sir??? :laugh: Edited December 15, 2013 by mushroom Quote Link to post Share on other sites
R.A.W 1,987 Posted December 15, 2013 Report Share Posted December 15, 2013 Ahhhh the great North South divide ........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 47,967 Posted December 15, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2013 Something for the weekend sir??? :laugh: "Aye, I will have a Chris Waddle mullet and a loud jumper that looks like it came from oxfam please our kid" "A fine choice if I may say so....." Lol lol lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,302 Posted December 15, 2013 Report Share Posted December 15, 2013 Something for the weekend sir??? :laugh: "Aye, I will have a Chris Waddle mullet and a loud jumper that looks like it came from oxfam please our kid" "A fine choice if I may say so....." Lol lol lol Cnut :laugh: I'll have you know the best and loudest jumpers comes from Oxfam :laugh: 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 47,967 Posted December 15, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2013 Are you sure that the northern half of England never got invaded by the Germans at some point?........I used to walk past this barbers in Munich every day and to look at the pictures of hairstyles on the wall you would have thought you were in Yorkshire !! Lol lol 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted December 15, 2013 Report Share Posted December 15, 2013 Wilf you shouldn't really generalise about northerners. You're just asking for a coachload of moustachioed northerners and their whippets to come down and give you a visit. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 47,967 Posted December 15, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2013 Wilf you shouldn't really generalise about northerners. You're just asking for a coachload of moustachioed northerners and their whippets to come down and give you a visit. All gathered round an old blazing oil drum outside my house with plackards, calling the postman a scab for running the picket line !! Lol lol 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepdiggin 9,561 Posted December 15, 2013 Report Share Posted December 15, 2013 don't go for the waddle mullet if u have ginger hair Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sussex 5,777 Posted December 15, 2013 Report Share Posted December 15, 2013 WILF I hope Aaron's not from up north you could be putting yourself on the list with Socks & hot meat ..their be no one at the summer shows at this rate ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Accip74 7,112 Posted December 15, 2013 Report Share Posted December 15, 2013 Maybe it's because we hit puberty at a proper age Tell me something what is it with southerners which makes them so feckin miserable I think the puberty thing is right, my old man is a Yorkshireman, & he had his first marriage at 16 lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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