stealthy1 3,964 Posted December 14, 2013 Report Share Posted December 14, 2013 I went to Poland the other week to do a bit of business, and pick up some merchandise to sell over here, after a few bevies I was asked what made me english, I said I was Scottish. I repied, what do you think makes an englishman? they said, football shirts and shorts, and trainers What happened to bowlar hats and drinking tea, where is your identity you fuckers? Have you been over run or what? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gonetoearth 5,144 Posted December 14, 2013 Report Share Posted December 14, 2013 Like we give a fook what the white pakies think lol 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stealthy1 3,964 Posted December 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2013 Like we give a fook what the white pakies think lol Like anybody looks at your posts any more ya c**t? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neems 2,406 Posted December 14, 2013 Report Share Posted December 14, 2013 I bet he'd never heard of Scotland. If he had and lived anywhere in Britain he would of said lying on the floor in a sleeping bag,at a train station drinking cider with a little sign next to him asking for money. No matter where you go in this country your never far from a jock tramp. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Seeker 3,048 Posted December 14, 2013 Report Share Posted December 14, 2013 I went to Poland the other week to do a bit of business, and pick up some merchandise to sell over here, after a few bevies I was asked what made me english, I said I was Scottish. I repied, what do you think makes an englishman? they said, football shirts and shorts, and trainers What happened to bowlar hats and drinking tea, where is your identity you fuckers? Have you been over run or what? He probably didn't recognise you were a sweaty without your kilt Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 30,054 Posted December 14, 2013 Report Share Posted December 14, 2013 The Poles are about as insignificant as Jocks !!.......The fact he thought you was English surely must of made you realise how insignificant Jocks are 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,067 Posted December 14, 2013 Report Share Posted December 14, 2013 Exactly what I was thinking gnasher,,,, must of hurt a bit,, him not knowing your nationality ,,,, just shows you must have lost YOUR IDENTITY,,,,,,bit if irony in your thread don't ya think stealthy,,lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,130 Posted December 14, 2013 Report Share Posted December 14, 2013 It would appear this attempt at English bashing has back fired lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted December 14, 2013 Report Share Posted December 14, 2013 I agree with this Scottish identity thing. Kilts, haggis, saltires, talking funny.....and they STILL think you're English. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BIGLURKS 874 Posted December 14, 2013 Report Share Posted December 14, 2013 Use forgot swearing Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Gain 1,764 Posted December 14, 2013 Report Share Posted December 14, 2013 I think those Poles know well enough all about England, got plenty of them around here. Seemed to appear in droves when they opened a Lidl's in the high street. Give them their due though, a lot of them are not scared of a bit of graft. Had some put up a trestle structure next door to do the guttering... think they might have been scaffold Poles Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted December 14, 2013 Report Share Posted December 14, 2013 What kind of merchandise stealthy wouldn't I d a little side line for the winter months pm if ya like ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
clipo 871 Posted December 14, 2013 Report Share Posted December 14, 2013 (edited) Proud to have the scots part of the uk much rather them than the pesky eastern europeans any day! Any country where you can walk round shouting "fuuuuckkk yooouuse" at people cant be bad lol Edited December 14, 2013 by clipo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
billy whizz 141 Posted December 14, 2013 Report Share Posted December 14, 2013 should have asked them what makes them a Polish man? We all know when you see one id say a c**t in a Longsdale tracksuit and a can of Tyke the c**ts Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nothernlite 18,077 Posted December 14, 2013 Report Share Posted December 14, 2013 is there any english people in england ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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