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Since its the season for the infamous Christmas work party, anyone got memories of good ones? Anything goes on the works night out, shagging, fights, they have them all :laugh:

 

Few year ago I can mind out on one, 18 in total, 14 guys, 4 lassies. It started in an Indian restaurant with a kind of disco bar set up. It was a large place with about 5 different works nights out going on, ours was the smallest group. Anyhow, the night went past uneventful apart from us watching this attractive wee thing who kept flashing her knickers as she danced :laugh: 5 of us left there and went to a night club, me, 2 mates, one of the bosses and one of the lasses from the office. Nice girl, engaged to be married in a few months so out of bounds. Anyhow, we gets to the night club, bird goes in first then one of the mates then the boss goes to go in but is stopped by the bouncer. The fanny was wearing trainers :laugh: that was us f****d, he wanted to go somewhere else and as he was the boss we couldn't tell him aye, get yerself hame ya tramp :D so the other mate was sent in to get the two that went in. 10 minutes later, buckled with bouncers, out comes the mate who was sent in, he's f***ing raging. To put you in the picture he was a strict catholic. Before we got the story out comes the first guy holding toilet paper to his nose trying to stop the blood, out comes the bird in tears. We are standing there wondering what the f**k!!! Turns out the mate sent in to get them found them in the corner with their tongues down each others throat, the mate being a strict catholic knew one was married and the other about to be punched the c**t on the nose :laugh:

 

Works nights out, you gotta love em :D

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Of course they were...lol

Since its the season for the infamous Christmas work party, anyone got memories of good ones? Anything goes on the works night out, shagging, fights, they have them all   Few year ago I can mind ou

ya fanny. Aye 30 to chose from, you'd have done alright tomo

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A married mate went out on hes Christmas do pulls a good looking sort from another party. Long story short ends up stuck to the nuts he even done her up the kipper so he said lol. Anyway the following Monday hes wife has the flu and can he take hes son to school . When he goes into the playground he spots the women from the other Christmas party it was only hes sons primary school teacher ?.

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I'll tell you on Monday Baw, oot the morra night and I have an overnight pass from the wife......should be good.....

Fucksake, you must have one of those 1 in a million wife's we all hear about in fairy tales :laugh:

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A married mate went out on hes Christmas do pulls a good looking sort from another party. Long story short ends up stuck to the nuts he even done her up the kipper so he said lol. Anyway the following Monday hes wife has the flu and can he take hes son to school . When he goes into the playground he spots the women from the other Christmas party it was only hes sons primary school teacher ?.

:laugh: was she married? Be a nightmare if she wasn't.

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I was always looking after Xmas parties,,, working on the door,,,,

 

The best one we used to do,,, was for a company called sacks,,,, or sacs,,, or sax possibly feck knows how to spell it,,, it was a chain of hairdressers ,,, they used to have the hotel I worked at in notts,,,, so about 500 young women,, and about 30 fellas,,,,most of wich were gay...

 

Oh yes great parties they were to look after,,,baring in mind I was in my late 20's ,,, and as fit as a butchers dog,,, not to mention devilishly handsome.....

 

Like shooting fish in a barrel,,,,,,or catching hares in Scotland :)

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A married mate went out on hes Christmas do pulls a good looking sort from another party. Long story short ends up stuck to the nuts he even done her up the kipper so he said lol. Anyway the following Monday hes wife has the flu and can he take hes son to school . When he goes into the playground he spots the women from the other Christmas party it was only hes sons primary school teacher ?.

:laugh: was she married? Be a nightmare if she wasn't.
don't know if she was married he didn't hang about to ask . The worst thing was he had told her a pack of lies, you know different name and so on and the worst one off all He told her he is a widow ?.
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I was always looking after Xmas parties,,, working on the door,,,,

 

The best one we used to do,,, was for a company called sacks,,,, or sacs,,, or sax possibly feck knows how to spell it,,, it was a chain of hairdressers ,,, they used to have the hotel I worked at in notts,,,, so about 500 young women,, and about 30 fellas,,,,most of wich were gay...

 

Oh yes great parties they were to look after,,,baring in mind I was in my late 20's ,,, and as fit as a butchers dog,,, not to mention devilishly handsome.....

 

Like shooting fish in a barrel,,,,,,or catching hares in Scotland :)

:laugh: ya fanny. Aye 30 to chose from, you'd have done alright tomo :D

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A married mate went out on hes Christmas do pulls a good looking sort from another party. Long story short ends up stuck to the nuts he even done her up the kipper so he said lol. Anyway the following Monday hes wife has the flu and can he take hes son to school . When he goes into the playground he spots the women from the other Christmas party it was only hes sons primary school teacher ?.

:laugh: was she married? Be a nightmare if she wasn't.
don't know if she was married he didn't hang about to ask . The worst thing was he had told her a pack of lies, you know different name and so on and the worst one off all He told her he is a widow ?.

:laugh: belter mate, you'll do anything to get your nat king cole lol

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