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arron coursing man was his name he went a bit insane, at the lurcher show one day he decided to put them both away, he hit socks with a left and hot meat with a right. dusted off his hands and kiss

There was a young man named Arron who's ball bag was empty and barren He picked a fight with spandex clad hot meat and then with good looking socks They couldn't be arsed to slap him so beat fukc

There was a plumber from Dundee

Plumbing a girl by the sea

The girl cried stop for theres someone a coming

The plumber a plumbing said if anyones coming its me

 

There was a lass from West Houghton

Who could fart like a 500 Norton

To make up for that she had a large twat

and her tits were one long one and short un

 

 

Was a chap from Kent whos knob was all twisted and bent

To save all the trouble be put it in double

and instead of coming he went

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The Hunting Life

 

 

 

 

Some members drink far too much beer

some are undoubtedly queer

A lot are incredibly thick

And Baw is a big Scottish prick

 

 

 

Some members don't know when to quit

some talk a great deal of shit

A lot like to think they can hunt

And Baw is a big Scottish Kunt

 

 

 

Some members will argue the toss

some mods like to think theyre the boss

A lot seem to think they can fight

And Baw is a wee Scottish shite

 

 

Some members , they come and they go

Like stewie and brickie and co

A lot ( fuk knows how ) they have lasted

And Baw is a big Scottish Bastid

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The Hunting Life

 

 

 

 

Some members drink far too much beer

some are undoubtedly queer

A lot are incredibly thick

And Baw is a big Scottish prick

 

 

 

Some members don't know when to quit

some talk a great deal of shit

A lot like to think they can hunt

And Baw is a big Scottish Kunt

 

 

 

Some members will argue the toss

some mods like to think theyre the boss

A lot seem to think they can fight

And Baw is a wee Scottish shite

 

 

Some members , they come and they go

Like stewie and brickie and co

A lot ( fuk knows how ) they have lasted

And Baw is a big Scottish Bastid

:laugh::clapper: different f***ing class :clapper: I knew as soon as I seem your name it would be quality :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

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Got sent this one cause of where im from -

 

County Down

A young lass from old County Down
Was arrested for painting the town.
“It just got in me head
to go paint the town red.”
Which she did in her night-sleeping gown.

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Belfast -

 

There was a young fellow from Belfast,

That I wanted so badly to tell fast,

Not to climb up the stair,

As the top step was air.

And that’s why the young fellow fell fast.

 

 

Leeds -

 

There once was a man from Leeds,

who swallowed a packet of seeds,
within half an hour,
his dick was a flower,
and his balls were all covered with weeds.

 

 

There was a young girl named Denise
Who’s pubes hung down to her knees
The crabs got together
To knit her a sweater
So in winter her twat wouldn’t freeze.

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little druggy sat in her buggy smoking a joint of weed along came a spider who sat down beside her and sold her a kilo of speed

 

 

jack and Jill went up the hill

To go and get a sorter

Jack came down with half an ounce

and Jill came down with a quarter.

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