nans pat 2,575 Posted December 6, 2013 Report Share Posted December 6, 2013 A Lion in london zoo is laid in the sun licking its arse.A visitor turns to the keeper and says..Thats a lazy old thing isnt it..No way said the keeper its the most ferocious beast in the zoo.Just an hour ago it dragged a pakistani into the cage and devoured him .Hardly seems possible says the astonished visitor ..Whys it lying there licking its arse ..Keeper says the poor things trying to get the fooking taste out of its mouth. 11 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patterdale666 1,620 Posted December 6, 2013 Report Share Posted December 6, 2013 :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Banter 1,751 Posted December 6, 2013 Report Share Posted December 6, 2013 lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Brewman 1,192 Posted December 6, 2013 Report Share Posted December 6, 2013 That wasn't nice........... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nans pat 2,575 Posted December 6, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2013 That wasn't nice........... wanna hear the 1 about nelson mandella/ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,684 Posted December 6, 2013 Report Share Posted December 6, 2013 (edited) "Have you any last words for your people am the people of the world Nelson" "Yeah, I wish I had f****d the spice girls" Edited December 6, 2013 by WILF Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brewman 1,192 Posted December 6, 2013 Report Share Posted December 6, 2013 That wasn't nice........... wanna hear the 1 about nelson mandella/ 'That wasn't nice" the lion was heard to say after a severe case of food poisoning and ring sting that caused to him to be seen by a vet..... Lol NP, yes please Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Boss-Hog 269 Posted December 6, 2013 Report Share Posted December 6, 2013 omg what a belter never truer word said bad taste pmsl Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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