Ride A Goat

[stripes 401]

Cant put up links, a man in kenya got sentenced to Ten years in prison for playing "hide the podger in your neighbours goat",,,, the neighbour caught him in bushes in the garden. The goat was present in the court to face the accused, In his defence he said the goat was horny,,,,,. 10 years you would get less for murder here,,. i kid you not.

[gnipper 6,426]

Some dirty fecker whatsapped me a video of a lad scuttling the neighbours donkey and legging it when he realised he was being filmed.

[Flipper_Al 1,012]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2517510/Sex-attacker-confronted-victim-Kenyan-court--female-GOAT.html

[Banter 1,751]

prob safer than riding the locals

[Frann 882]

Dirty fecker. A GOAT FFS

 

 

 

Sheep are fine mind

[Banter 1,751]

farmer not far from me got jail for stuffing a chicken

[j j m 6,536]

dirty feckers id put a bit buck shot up them while there doing the dirty deed

[stripes 401]

Man standing in court and the prosecutor was reading out the charges, you stand here accused of defiling a goat how do you plead,,, the man clears his throat and says "guilty", prosecutor again says you stand here accused of defiling a sheep how do you plead,,,, the accused again clears his throat and says "guilty". on the third charge the proscecutor says you stand accused of defiling a neighbours cow how do you plead, again the accused clears his throat and says "guilty" the prosecutor then approaches the accused and says would you like to suck on a fishermans friend,,,, Hang on says the accused do you not think iam in enough trouble as it is.