On The Road

[bird 9,948]

its these basturds you need to watch for they'll have you off and away with your wheels before you know it

 

[fatlad 250]

I have to bike to work daily some of the drivers are unreal ive had cars nearly touching

my back wheel , would never take dog along the side of the road though theres a few

cycle tracks near me to exercise them on too many idiots on the roads

[danw 1,748]

2 years back I was driving down the hill towards the estate its pretty steep with a bad corner half way down, I'm in the landy doing about 25 when a middle age wiggins wanabe flys past he gets to the corner too fast, straight across the road and burys him self in the front of a transit he didn't feel a thing but the poor young girl driving the van was distraught we are a way out so it took about 15 mins for the police and ambulance to arrive she just kept saying "it wasn't my fault" well damned right it wasn't, it was the prick in the lycra that has given you nightmares for the next 6 months mindst I bet when he set out that day he didnt' expect to be a pile of snot at the side the road covered in empty feed bags to spare the girl the sight

[paulus 26]

2 years back I was driving down the hill towards the estate its pretty steep with a bad corner half way down, I'm in the landy doing about 25 when a middle age wiggins wanabe flys past he gets to the corner too fast, straight across the road and burys him self in the front of a transit he didn't feel a thing but the poor young girl driving the van was distraught we are a way out so it took about 15 mins for the police and ambulance to arrive she just kept saying "it wasn't my fault" well damned right it wasn't, it was the prick in the lycra that has given you nightmares for the next 6 months mindst I bet when he set out that day he didnt' expect to be a pile of snot at the side the road covered in empty feed bags to spare the girl the sight

where i live they are a fooking nightmare especially at weekend, theres packs of the idiots everywhere around the lanes,

[forest of dean redneck 11,679]

Bit like a giant bug on the windscreen.

[danw 1,748]

Not so long back the farm manager rings and says their's some one lamping the top the estate I jump in the landy and set off up the farm track through the estate, to get to where he described means driving up a steep hill so lights off and away we go about half way up I'm giving it the beans when a light comes towards me at speed turned out it was about 10 mountain bikers down hilling in the dark there was a fair bit of screaming when I flicked the lights on and they realised the truck was there

[baw 4,360]

what would happened if the guy jumped out the moter and confroted you would have stuck the thread up then or flapped yourself and rode away with your tail between your legs lol aye use the cycle tracks and some of the guys on there bikes are total ass holes

You get that feeling harvy couldn't fight sleep too

[baw 4,360]

Not so long back the farm manager rings and says their's some one lamping the top the estate I jump in the landy and set off up the farm track through the estate, to get to where he described means driving up a steep hill so lights off and away we go about half way up I'm giving it the beans when a light comes towards me at speed turned out it was about 10 mountain bikers down hilling in the dark there was a fair bit of screaming when I flicked the lights on and they realised the truck was there

If there is one thing I hate more than cyclists, it's f***ing sneaky keepers we get thousands of bikers up here doing the lands end to John o groats thing. It's bad enough trying to get past a slow bike but trying to get past one that has a transit van in tow to make sure he's safe is a f***ing nightmare. If they're too scared to be on the road, get f***ing off it.

[sowhat 1,572]

Not so long back the farm manager rings and says their's some one lamping the top the estate I jump in the landy and set off up the farm track through the estate, to get to where he described means driving up a steep hill so lights off and away we go about half way up I'm giving it the beans when a light comes towards me at speed turned out it was about 10 mountain bikers down hilling in the dark there was a fair bit of screaming when I flicked the lights on and they realised the truck was there

 

pmsl

[Qbgrey 4,114]

i went past a cyclist the other day ,i could nt do the wide overtake cause cars kept coming ,so i slowly go past and the wiggins wankers shaking his fist a me,so i pulled up in the next layby,when he got near i opened my door,he nearly went over the bars the rude prat.i think the roads are too busy,the vehicles wider,heavier,etc to safely let these riders on main roads.

also they never pull over even a massive line of cars behind,because thier timing them selves.also they should be made to have road bike insurance.

[forest of dean redneck 11,679]

I'm sure the highway code states they should be in single file,but they always 2 or 3 abreast.

 

By the way did I mention I bought a bike yesterday ,lol don't panic it's a mountain bike

[socks 32,253]

I am sure the Highway Code states that a bicycle is allowed as much road room as a car ...........

[paulus 26]

I am sure the Highway Code states that a bicycle is allowed as much road room as a car ...........

i can remember the arrival briefing in Germany, it went along the lines of, if you knock over a cyclist ensure you reverse back over just to make sure

[baw 4,360]

I am sure the Highway Code states that a bicycle is allowed as much road room as a car ...........

Aye but to be fair, Harvey's bike takes up as much room as a car when you take into account his stabilizers

[paulus 26]

 

I am sure the Highway Code states that a bicycle is allowed as much road room as a car ...........

Aye but to be fair, Harvey's bike takes up as much room as a car when you take into account his stabilizers