04fox8 168 Posted November 29, 2013 Report Share Posted November 29, 2013 Me - Hi Nigella Im home Nigella - Come in darling Ive just got the loin of venison with french mustard sauce and a blackcurrent jue in the oven with fresh winter vegetables and a pea puree reduction" Me - Hurry up love Ive got to meet the mates in the boozer in an hour Nigella - No problems darling it will be ready in 30 mins give me a going over before you go out tonight love will you? Me - Alright love on you go then.... Id leave her with a snatch like a wizzards sleeve Just 30 mins,,,, fecking amateur ..... Woa Woa, only 1 shot each.... You're making time there for 3 or 4 goes....Allowing for rest / recovery time. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dumpling 23 Posted November 29, 2013 Report Share Posted November 29, 2013 Hope there was nothing in the blackcurrant jue,,,,,,,,,,, Where is the starter. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Seeker 3,048 Posted November 29, 2013 Report Share Posted November 29, 2013 Me - Hi Nigella Im home Nigella - Come in darling Ive just got the loin of venison with french mustard sauce and a blackcurrent jue in the oven with fresh winter vegetables and a pea puree reduction" Me - Hurry up love Ive got to meet the mates in the boozer in an hour Nigella - No problems darling it will be ready in 30 mins give me a going over before you go out tonight love will you? Me - Alright love on you go then.... Id leave her with a snatch like a wizzards sleeve Just 30 mins,,,, fecking amateur ..... Woa Woa, only 1 shot each.... You're making time there for 3 or 4 goes....Allowing for rest / recovery time. 30 mins is all thats needed, anything else is just wasted energy 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BIG G wheton machine 1,594 Posted November 29, 2013 Report Share Posted November 29, 2013 reading through this topic I laughed my balls off at some of the stuff typed. but fcuk me theres some dirty oul men on here lololol shame on you lolol if you got one off her tits in a headlock youd be there for the weekend. give me Nadia G any day Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Accip74 7,112 Posted November 29, 2013 Report Share Posted November 29, 2013 reading through this topic I laughed my balls off at some of the stuff typed. but fcuk me theres some dirty oul men on here lololol shame on you lolol if you got one off her tits in a headlock youd be there for the weekend. give me Nadia G any day It's called being married mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted November 29, 2013 Report Share Posted November 29, 2013 Defo one that would get the one armed forklift. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,494 Posted November 29, 2013 Report Share Posted November 29, 2013 Defo one that would get the one armed forklift. Nae use to you mate she's no inflatable 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted November 29, 2013 Report Share Posted November 29, 2013 Defo one that would get the one armed forklift. Nae use to you mate she's no inflatable Well a bet she'd rather have me lying on top of her than you anyway.... Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted November 29, 2013 Report Share Posted November 29, 2013 One armed forklift. FFS! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rough dog 333 Posted November 30, 2013 Report Share Posted November 30, 2013 She could cook me a good meal with one of her famous desserts and a fine wine and finish the night off with a 71 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mick81 275 Posted November 30, 2013 Report Share Posted November 30, 2013 Good old posh slut ,good cook , probs dirty as f**k when she's coked up , 10/10 ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mick81 275 Posted November 30, 2013 Report Share Posted November 30, 2013 Good old posh slut ,good cook , probs dirty as f**k when she's coked up , 10/10 ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nans pat 2,575 Posted November 30, 2013 Report Share Posted November 30, 2013 she be leaving here in a wheelchair with her backdoor caved in .lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Accip74 7,112 Posted November 30, 2013 Report Share Posted November 30, 2013 I saw today, that saatchi described her as 'depraved'........wow....she could be an even better fu*k than we first thought! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Seeker 3,048 Posted November 30, 2013 Report Share Posted November 30, 2013 Me - Hi Nigella Im home Nigella - Come in darling Ive just got the loin of venison with french mustard sauce and a blackcurrent jue in the oven with fresh winter vegetables and a pea puree reduction" Me - Hurry up love Ive got to meet the mates in the boozer in an hour Nigella - No problems darling it will be ready in 30 mins give me a going over before you go out tonight love will you? Me - Alright love on you go then.... Id leave her with a snatch like a wizzards sleeve 1am....... Me - Hi Nigella I'm back from the boozer Nigella - Did you have a good time love? Me - Yes it was good to catch up with the lads Nigella - wonderful darling, while you were out I ran up a chicken tikka masala with garlic nan bread in case you were a little peckish sweetheart. Me - thanks love Nigella - get that down ya and do me all over again would you, I want you to leave my arse looking like a hippos yawn... Me - alright love I'll be up in 5 mins........ 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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