Banter 1,751 Posted November 29, 2013 Report Share Posted November 29, 2013 (edited) with the lungs on her she could take a white line of the road Edited November 29, 2013 by Banter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Its_grim_up_norf 577 Posted November 29, 2013 Report Share Posted November 29, 2013 id drag my nutsack over hot coals just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie....sumat about her ive always liked, and its no different now i know she enjoys a dabble at the 'beak-end' 'here, enjoy my rack.....of lamb. Now suck my tits' 'why thank you nigella i think i will you saucy minx. rack a line up first tho eh. Good lass' 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
.WARREN. 288 Posted November 29, 2013 Report Share Posted November 29, 2013 i wouldnt kick her out bed for farting 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
STRANGER 948 Posted November 29, 2013 Report Share Posted November 29, 2013 i wouldnt kick her out bed for farting I wouldn't kick her out if she shat in it. MILF of the first order. Would change my username to Froddo Baggins on here after a night with her, as I would have destroyed her ring. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
.WARREN. 288 Posted November 29, 2013 Report Share Posted November 29, 2013 pmsl stranger Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wxm 1,638 Posted November 29, 2013 Report Share Posted November 29, 2013 ayy used to bother with a lad that if he seen a fit lass, he would say "Id eat her SHIT!" :blink: So how many would :hmm: i wouldnt mind a bit of bare back riding, but as far as tucking in to a log she just curled off i think id pass 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
.WARREN. 288 Posted November 29, 2013 Report Share Posted November 29, 2013 use her shit for tooth paste 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marshman 7,758 Posted November 29, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2013 i wouldnt kick her out bed for farting I wouldn't kick her out if she shat in it. MILF of the first order. Would change my username to Froddo Baggins on here after a night with her, as I would have destroyed her ring. Her ring would look like the eye of Sauron after a night with me ? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rough dog 333 Posted November 29, 2013 Report Share Posted November 29, 2013 Her chuff would look like a butchers peddle bin after a night with me 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,496 Posted November 29, 2013 Report Share Posted November 29, 2013 I always liked her double innuendo's when she was cooking but now relize she was probably just off her face . She cant of had that bad a habbit she was only spending £7000 a month while her two aids where spending treble that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marshman 7,758 Posted November 29, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2013 It's been reported she's taking the split from husband Charles Satchi really hard . Apparently she's been heard shouting Charlie Charlie where my Fcuking Charlie ? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Seeker 3,048 Posted November 29, 2013 Report Share Posted November 29, 2013 Me - Hi Nigella Im home Nigella - Come in darling Ive just got the loin of venison with french mustard sauce and a blackcurrent jue in the oven with fresh winter vegetables and a pea puree reduction" Me - Hurry up love Ive got to meet the mates in the boozer in an hour Nigella - No problems darling it will be ready in 30 mins give me a going over before you go out tonight love will you? Me - Alright love on you go then.... Id leave her with a snatch like a wizzards sleeve 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,496 Posted November 29, 2013 Report Share Posted November 29, 2013 Me - Hi Nigella Im home Nigella - Come in darling Ive just got the loin of venison with french mustard sauce and a blackcurrent jue in the oven with fresh winter vegetables and a pea puree reduction" Me - Hurry up love Ive got to meet the mates in the boozer in an hour Nigella - No problems darling it will be ready in 30 mins give me a going over before you go out tonight love will you? Me - Alright love on you go then.... Id leave her with a snatch like a wizzards sleeve With you on the same stuff she is 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marshman 7,758 Posted November 29, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2013 I've got to be truthful lads all the drugs and hot passionate sex plus all the good home cooking you can eat ... I think if last a month before I had a massive heart attack. Mind you what a month haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,523 Posted November 29, 2013 Report Share Posted November 29, 2013 Me - Hi Nigella Im home Nigella - Come in darling Ive just got the loin of venison with french mustard sauce and a blackcurrent jue in the oven with fresh winter vegetables and a pea puree reduction" Me - Hurry up love Ive got to meet the mates in the boozer in an hour Nigella - No problems darling it will be ready in 30 mins give me a going over before you go out tonight love will you? Me - Alright love on you go then.... Id leave her with a snatch like a wizzards sleeve Just 30 mins,,,, fecking amateur ..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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