London's Shame

[Huan72 687]

Everyone acting like f*****g calibods, none of em got a Danny.......................... ..............its ok, my wifes a Londoner, she translated this and assures me that I have just complimented everyone

[walshie 2,804]

 

 

 

You mugging me off you slaaaaags? You're havin' a giraffe you melts.

I'll have no blagging on my manor. Getcha trousers on, sunshine - you're nicked !

 

 

Strike a light. It's a fair cop.... and no mistake

 

Now you listen here, young fellow-me-lad, we'll have none of your chirpy Cock-er-ney sparrowness here, by jingo !

 

 

Ahm not a cockney. Ahm a Geordie divvent yee knaa.

[Blackbriar 8,569]

Everyone acting like f*****g calibods, none of em got a Danny.......................... ..............its ok, my wifes a Londoner, she translated this and assures me that I have just complimented everyone

My first wife was (is?) a Londoner, and I'm from Nottingham, so when I used to lament that ' My wife just doesn't understand me'...........................

[Blackbriar 8,569]

 

 

 

 

You mugging me off you slaaaaags? You're havin' a giraffe you melts.

I'll have no blagging on my manor. Getcha trousers on, sunshine - you're nicked !

 

 

Strike a light. It's a fair cop.... and no mistake

 

Now you listen here, young fellow-me-lad, we'll have none of your chirpy Cock-er-ney sparrowness here, by jingo !

 

 

Ahm not a cockney. Ahm a Geordie divvent yee knaa.

 

Ah ya gannin' doon the toon an' gettin' arl clarty, lake ? (WTF?) I was going to say 'I came over all Cheryl Cole' , but.......Oooooooh Matron !

Edited November 25, 2013 by Blackbriar

[Huan72 687]

 

Everyone acting like f*****g calibods, none of em got a Danny.......................... ..............its ok, my wifes a Londoner, she translated this and assures me that I have just complimented everyone

My first wife was (is?) a Londoner, and I'm from Nottingham, so when I used to lament that ' My wife just doesn't understand me'...........................

 

It gets worse for me, her dad was a total hammers fan and a good darts player, so she is very London if you know what I mean, when she's had a few the old classics come out.....................anything by chas and Dave, especially "there aint no pleasing you", she then has a go on the spoons.....................I am not making this up.....................it is actually true, followed by a rendition of "London Girls"........................you couldn't make this up..........................what makes it more painfull is that I don't drink, so i'm sober during this

[gonetoearth 5,144]

A thl classic lol.

[Mister Gain 1,764]

All well and good taking the p1ss out of us Londoners, but it's no joke having to do the Lambeth Walk every time I nip round the corner for a packet of ciggies... My f*cking hips and ankles are killing me...

[gnasher16 30,025]

 

Gnasher, you weren't on the Silwood when you said you was. I was on the Osprey at the time. You can see the Silwood from the Osprey and vice versa. So how did you manage to bypass the 2 police mobile command units, the fire brigade operations unit, the armed coppers, the cordon and the massive great big cherry picker? If you ain't lying then you're mistaken about when it was. You also think that Mitcham is in the stockbroker belt and yet claim to have seen fighters going into Caesars, it's 5 minutes down the road, how comes you're so mistaken about that?

 

You've obviously been hurt by the things I've said and gone to the trouble of finding out who I am so

pop round, I've got beer in the fridge, but you'll also know who I knock about with so come with a smile, eh?

 

You haven't treated me with respect, read back through this thread, by your reckoning I've done nothing wrong, just treated you how you've treated me.

 

And if you think I'm a pretty boy are you sure there's not other motives for you tracking me down? I'm straight, just for the record.

 

 

And thats doing what you think is best is it ?........Telling me to watch out for your mates ...what a clown !

 

To go into detail of where and when i was on a massive council estate in South London is too boring and trivial to even bother with if you dont believe i was in a certain part of London then ok im not going to try convincing you ......And what has Caesars got to do with Mitcham its in Streatham !

 

As for going to the trouble to find out who you are...dont flatter yourself !....... I suppose i could go all " plastic gangster " on you and say i have people around me who find people who dont want to be found,get money back from people who dont want to pay and bla bla bla bla.............but it really wasnt quite as exciting as that.....you see when you get little crackerjacks like you who by their own admission have respect for nobody,there is often a queue of people ready and waiting to volunteer information up about them........hence in my experience its always good to be respectful to people you dont know.........so next time you decide to take a dislike to a random stranger on the internet think twice because at the moment you are like a small child in the shallow end at the swimming baths walking towards the deep end with no arm bands on .................you dont need the experience and i dont need the aggravation so do us both a favour and drop this out before you get too near that deep end and get out your depth theres a good lad

[gnasher16 30,025]

f**k me after reading the rest of this and more of Krankys cringeworthy posts im going to have to start learning to walk away from these cyber curtain twitchers who remember every word a man has ever written on an internet forum......what with the lunatic Pole and now Kranky and his posse its all getting just a teeny weeny bit embarrassing !!

Edited November 26, 2013 by gnasher16

[Hot Meat 3,109]

I hope you typed all that with a smile on your face gnasher..... Lol

[socks 32,253]

Gnasher empty your inbox .......

[kranky 507]

Well Gnasher, we'll have to disagree. I say you weren't there and you aren't prepared to prove otherwise. You are aware that the Silwood Estate has actually been demolished, aren't you? That's another reason that I don't believe you.

I called you a liar and you took offence and now can't be bothered to go into it. That's your choice. You're obviously a bigger man than me.

 

Caesars is in Streatham, that's right. Do you know where Mitcham is? It starts at the bottom of Streatham Vale. Hardly stockbroker country, is it? That's what it's got to do with it. You ain't got a clue where it is!!

 

Another muggy little threat!! I'm out of my depth? You don't need the aggravation and I don't need the experience!! Hahahahaha!!

Do you know what you sound like? The bullying prick I called you!

Let me spell it out for you....DON'T THREATEN ME! It don't work. Whatever silly lies you've told about being an hard man don't impress me.

 

Whoever's passed you information should fill you in properly. They should tell you that I won't back down, I don't react well to bullies or threats and I'm scared of no one.

You may well be able to come down and beat me to death with one of your ridiculous stories or some other weapon but you won't. And if you come to my house uninvited, where my family are, I'll take that very seriously and we'll see who needs armbands then.

 

Speak to your little weasel who's feeding you info and ask them whether they reckon I'm talking crap or not. While you're so convinced that I'm a no mark, you should get your weasel to declare them self to me. I bet they ain't got the bollox to. That should tell you something.

 

Your stupid threats just give me the hump and mug you off. You're trying to impress a load of people on the internet by playing the tough guy role.

 

This whole thing started with you and Wilf giving it about how London you are and everyone else is a pretender. You're a pair of old boys, you shouldn't be acting like that.

We've already worked out that Wilf's a ginger car boot sale merchant and ducks out when things get a bit much but you want to keep hammering on and digging a deeper hole.

 

I should imagine that a lot of people are wondering why you've not answered my allegations that you lied, I know why and you know why.

 

Stay out of my way, and I'll stay out of yours. You don't work dogs (do you even hunt?) so we've got no reason to cross paths.

[gnasher16 30,025]

I hope you typed all that with a smile on your face gnasher..... Lol

 

I dont get it ?.....I must confess i havent read every post, have i missed something...........Please tell me your not going to start bullying me as well now are you....its getting to the stage where its no longer safe to walk the streets of THL

[gonetoearth 5,144]

Well Gnasher, we'll have to disagree. I say you weren't there and you aren't prepared to prove otherwise. You are aware that the Silwood Estate has actually been demolished, aren't you? That's another reason that I don't believe you.

I called you a liar and you took offence and now can't be bothered to go into it. That's your choice. You're obviously a bigger man than me.

Caesars is in Streatham, that's right. Do you know where Mitcham is? It starts at the bottom of Streatham Vale. Hardly stockbroker country, is it? That's what it's got to do with it. You ain't got a clue where it is!!

Another muggy little threat!! I'm out of my depth? You don't need the aggravation and I don't need the experience!! Hahahahaha!!

Do you know what you sound like? The bullying prick I called you!

Let me spell it out for you....DON'T THREATEN ME! It don't work. Whatever silly lies you've told about being an hard man don't impress me.

Whoever's passed you information should fill you in properly. They should tell you that I won't back down, I don't react well to bullies or threats and I'm scared of no one.

You may well be able to come down and beat me to death with one of your ridiculous stories or some other weapon but you won't. And if you come to my house uninvited, where my family are, I'll take that very seriously and we'll see who needs armbands then.

Speak to your little weasel who's feeding you info and ask them whether they reckon I'm talking crap or not. While you're so convinced that I'm a no mark, you should get your weasel to declare them self to me. I bet they ain't got the bollox to. That should tell you something.

Your stupid threats just give me the hump and mug you off. You're trying to impress a load of people on the internet by playing the tough guy role.

This whole thing started with you and Wilf giving it about how London you are and everyone else is a pretender. You're a pair of old boys, you shouldn't be acting like that.

We've already worked out that Wilf's a ginger car boot sale merchant and ducks out when things get a bit much but you want to keep hammering on and digging a deeper hole.

I should imagine that a lot of people are wondering why you've not answered my allegations that you lied, I know why and you know why.

Stay out of my way, and I'll stay out of yours. You don't work dogs (do you even hunt?) so we've got no reason to cross paths.

. Must have took you a long time to choose your site name sunshine

[gnasher16 30,025]

Well Gnasher, we'll have to disagree. I say you weren't there and you aren't prepared to prove otherwise. You are aware that the Silwood Estate has actually been demolished, aren't you? That's another reason that I don't believe you.

I called you a liar and you took offence and now can't be bothered to go into it. That's your choice. You're obviously a bigger man than me.

 

Caesars is in Streatham, that's right. Do you know where Mitcham is? It starts at the bottom of Streatham Vale. Hardly stockbroker country, is it? That's what it's got to do with it. You ain't got a clue where it is!!

 

Another muggy little threat!! I'm out of my depth? You don't need the aggravation and I don't need the experience!! Hahahahaha!!

Do you know what you sound like? The bullying prick I called you!

Let me spell it out for you....DON'T THREATEN ME! It don't work. Whatever silly lies you've told about being an hard man don't impress me.

 

Whoever's passed you information should fill you in properly. They should tell you that I won't back down, I don't react well to bullies or threats and I'm scared of no one.

You may well be able to come down and beat me to death with one of your ridiculous stories or some other weapon but you won't. And if you come to my house uninvited, where my family are, I'll take that very seriously and we'll see who needs armbands then.

 

Speak to your little weasel who's feeding you info and ask them whether they reckon I'm talking crap or not. While you're so convinced that I'm a no mark, you should get your weasel to declare them self to me. I bet they ain't got the bollox to. That should tell you something.

 

Your stupid threats just give me the hump and mug you off. You're trying to impress a load of people on the internet by playing the tough guy role.

 

This whole thing started with you and Wilf giving it about how London you are and everyone else is a pretender. You're a pair of old boys, you shouldn't be acting like that.

We've already worked out that Wilf's a ginger car boot sale merchant and ducks out when things get a bit much but you want to keep hammering on and digging a deeper hole.

 

I should imagine that a lot of people are wondering why you've not answered my allegations that you lied, I know why and you know why.

 

Stay out of my way, and I'll stay out of yours. You don't work dogs (do you even hunt?) so we've got no reason to cross paths.

 

If you dont call Rotherhithe New Rd part of the Silwood anymore then thats you.......but most people in the area do.........what exactly would you like me to do in order to prove to you i was in a certain road on a certain day ?........cctv ? dna ?.........because its absolutely vital to me that you believe me you know.....Remember a pub on the corner of the 1 way in Lower Rd opposite the Mcdonalds called the Merry Cricketers ......Terrible shame what happened there wouldnt you agree.

 

Are we talking about the same Mitcham where the golf club is ?.......Come back from the golf club towards the big Asda on the corner you,ll see a big green hoarding opposite and a big new development being built.....there will be small boards up saying the premesis is protected by Bridge Security.....go in and have a chat with the lads in there ask them what was going on over the Silwood the other day.....check it out and tell me if im telling lies ? ....no i dont know Mitcham well ive never needed to.

 

If you think i have threatened you........then you are quite clearly a bit of a delicate little soldier and not used to confrontation so i,ll keep that in mind.........as for the rest of your sillyness......if id chased around after every little idiot who has ever tried to make a name for themself on the back of me id be too tired to do anything else......and thats in the real world not some dopey little plumber on the internet so dont flatter yourself son im not coming round your house in hot pursuit !!

 

Dont start coming out with all the " paths will cross " and " stay out of my way " silly Clint Eastwood sayings..............this started a while ago when you for absolutely no reason at all decided to start one of these cyber attacks that weird people like you do to get some sort of cyber vigilante rep !!!........had you not of done that we wouldnt be here now.........so i,ll leave you with a good old fashioned saying that stands up in any language....." Dont start something you are not prepared to finish ".