London's Shame

[gonetoearth 5,144]

Lol lol. a. Not even a MOCKNEY. A YUPPIE. OUTED by the WILF. Lol

...........A proper South London boy come from post codes starting in SE......maybe SW at a push, same as an east end boy comes from postcodes starting with E or EC..................Mitcham is CR ..........its where solicitors, cozzers and people who want to get out of London move to !

Most Londoners class anywhere outside the south circular Kent/ Surrey......anywhere outside the north circular Essex/Middlesex................

 

Mitcham in Sarf London ....ive heard it all now !

In fairness, most Londoners don't know their arse from their elbow. There's a lot of morons in there and the morons breed and teach their kids what they know, which is feck all. If you asked them where Nelson was killed, they tell you he got shot in Trafalgar Square. That's the ones that actually speak English.

My house was 4 houses down from the start of SW16. I think I was close enough. Feck living amongst all those gingers in the middle of the SE postcodes!

Better to live amongst the jew solicitors and accountants in SW16 and pretend your a south Londoner huh

You haven't been there have you? It's not a place for Jews really. You get the odd one or two but nothing like in the numbers you get over the water. You'd be hard pushed to find any Hasidic's or a synagogue. It's mainly Indian businesses and blacks. Loads of blacks in fact. It's only a couple of miles to Brixton.

I don't have to pretend, I'm double happy with who I am, who I've got wrapped round me, my family and my life. I don't need to, like a lot of Londoners do, lay claim to a postcode to justify who I am. I'm upfront and don't try and dress it up. It seems that you and Gnasher are trying to bolster who you are by the geographical location of your past.

Do you both have a pair of braces? Are you tugging on them now, whilst telling each other how close your were to Bow Bells.

I know exactly what I am talking about sunshine..........question is, do you

You're on dangerous ground here, Corey. This is what you try and do, live your life vicariously by an old address.

I ain't the only one that's said it. Doing a wink smiley proves nothing. Where you lived as a kid proves nothing. If you're a prick, you'll always be a prick wherever you move. You should be well aware of that.

What is your actual point? What are you trying to say? What do I need to do? Are you more London than me so I should feel inferior to you? Because that's what I think you're saying.

You should be happier with yourself, I know you're old and that and things haven't worked out exactly how you'd of liked but being from a certain town won't make you appear better to anyone.

Keep your draws on Ray Winstone, wasn't me who came on cracking on about what "South Londoners" do and don't do and making up a load of sayings that nobody has ever heard of was it...........If I cracked on I was from Moss Side and put a load of random words together that I had heard Manchester people say on the telly I would look a bit of a prat too

I say again, where exactly are you from? If you think Mr Magoo and Garden gate are in everyday use then you are mistaken. Which phrases or words that I used did you not understand? 1 example is all I need.

get over your self arfa i was having the craic with some one else you jumped in with your Grammatically correct rhyming slang lol. Chilllax homz

 

No you called me a Mockney and that was that. Dealt with and put to bed. These two old farts try it all the time and try and get some kudos because claiming to be Dick Whittingtons younger brother. They're probably old enough!

 

I've asked them what their point is and neither have answered. They can give me grief all day long but I'd have a bit of respect for them if they had a reason for it and could answer a question or two.

. Why who are you arfa daley

[gnasher16 30,400]

As for keeping my drawers on, it's exactly as I've called it. You and your mate Gnasher are laying claim to London and trying to say that you are better than someone else because of where you've come from.

 

Each time I've asked a direct question both of you have side stepped it.

Gnasher's harping on about places that he hadn't been to in years. The dynamic in the social housing sector is changing due to immigration. If he thinks he's going to wander around the Aylesbury late at night in his Sheepskin coat giving the whole Frank Butcher bollox he's in for a shock because the ruling powers there have changed and it's not an Englishmans home anymore.

What exactly have you asked me that i have sidestepped ?...........The other week you asked me where i was out of and i told you.........today you asked me when i was last over the Silwood and i answered you...................???.........

Now ive got a question for you......,did your mrs run out on you for a cockney or have you been bashed up by a cockney at some stage of your life and thats whats left you all emotional about cockneys ?

[kranky 507]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

People from Southwark rarely fight each other

 

..........Well,i thought id heard it all anyway !!

You should get down there! There's plenty of braces being pulled and posturing but they don't get at it.

Yes the Silwood estates lovely these days...........the Aylsebury...............

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Aylesbury_Estate_View.jpg

 

Jolly spiffing what !

It's called gentrification. Google it for a definition.

no no no too many letters for me im not clever like you......tell me do you use words like that on your jaunts round the Silwood ??? i bet that go,s down a bundle round there

When was you last on the Silwood? What words do you think would go down well? How much Kurdish do you know?

Today as it happens............i dont know any Kurdish,but then i dont know much Jamaican,Algerian or Polish either.........hence i stick around my own sort......how about yourself ?........let me know next time your over there i,ll buy you a pint

I stick to my own sort. I was up in the Osprey today, looking at a job because of the rainwater down pipes are all leaking. So we weren't far away at all.

 

Do you know the little grey haired plumber that works for the council called Bill? Millwall Bill they call him. Everyone knows the gobby little fecker.

[WILF 47,484]

As for keeping my drawers on, it's exactly as I've called it. You and your mate Gnasher are laying claim to London and trying to say that you are better than someone else because of where you've come from.

 

Each time I've asked a direct question both of you have side stepped it.

Gnasher's harping on about places that he hadn't been to in years. The dynamic in the social housing sector is changing due to immigration. If he thinks he's going to wander around the Aylesbury late at night in his Sheepskin coat giving the whole Frank Butcher bollox he's in for a shock because the ruling powers there have changed and it's not an Englishmans home anymore.

 

I will give you a direct reply.........I have never, ever heard anyone from South Of the river call someone "Toby" and certainly not from Surrey, I have also never heard anyone crack on about Urdu/romany dialects and all that old bollocks.........and I know more than a little about Romany

Whole family for over a hundred years Deptford born and bred.

 

Does that awnser your question.

[gnasher16 30,400]

I've asked them what their point is and neither have answered. They can give me grief all day long but I'd have a bit of respect for them if they had a reason for it and could answer a question or two.

 

I say again,whats the question ?...........I really do crave your respect so please can we sort this unfortunate misunderstanding

[kranky 507]

 

 

As for keeping my drawers on, it's exactly as I've called it. You and your mate Gnasher are laying claim to London and trying to say that you are better than someone else because of where you've come from.

 

Each time I've asked a direct question both of you have side stepped it.

Gnasher's harping on about places that he hadn't been to in years. The dynamic in the social housing sector is changing due to immigration. If he thinks he's going to wander around the Aylesbury late at night in his Sheepskin coat giving the whole Frank Butcher bollox he's in for a shock because the ruling powers there have changed and it's not an Englishmans home anymore.

What exactly have you asked me that i have sidestepped ?...........The other week you asked me where i was out of and i told you.........today you asked me when i was last over the Silwood and i answered you...................???.........

Now ive got a question for you......,did your mrs run out on you for a cockney or have you been bashed up by a cockney at some stage of your life and thats whats left you all emotional about cockneys ?

Far enough, you haven't sidestepped anything, it's Wilf who ain't got any answers. I take that back.

 

Listen, I'm the sort of bloke that wives leave husbands for, not the other way round.

[Blackbriar 8,569]

I hate all this North v South rivalry.......................I'm from the Midlands, so I'm stuck in the middle !!

 

That Del Boy's got a lot to answer for !

Edited November 23, 2013 by Blackbriar

[just jack 998]

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[WILF 47,484]

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what one of you lot star in the bet victor ad

 

 

 

Not me, must be Gnasher

[gnasher16 30,400]

 

I stick to my own sort. I was up in the Osprey today, looking at a job because of the rainwater down pipes are all leaking. So we weren't far away at all.

 

Do you know the little grey haired plumber that works for the council called Bill? Millwall Bill they call him. Everyone knows the gobby little fecker.

 

 

When i say i stick to my own sort i dont loaf about with Millwall fans its more than my lifes worth i have an armed response team as soon as i come out the Rotherhithe Tunnel i dont mince about getting to know the local plumber for f**k sake !!.........My ol pal Terry the tattooist is the best known sarf london shitbag i dont mind being seen around over there im sure you,ll know of him you being out of Mitcham and all that

[kranky 507]

 

 

As for keeping my drawers on, it's exactly as I've called it. You and your mate Gnasher are laying claim to London and trying to say that you are better than someone else because of where you've come from.

 

Each time I've asked a direct question both of you have side stepped it.

Gnasher's harping on about places that he hadn't been to in years. The dynamic in the social housing sector is changing due to immigration. If he thinks he's going to wander around the Aylesbury late at night in his Sheepskin coat giving the whole Frank Butcher bollox he's in for a shock because the ruling powers there have changed and it's not an Englishmans home anymore.

I will give you a direct reply.........I have never, ever heard anyone from South Of the river call someone "Toby" and certainly not from Surrey, I have also never heard anyone crack on about Urdu/romany dialects and all that old bollocks.........and I know more than a little about Romany

Whole family for over a hundred years Deptford born and bred.

 

Does that awnser your question.

A Toby, as in a mug? Never heard it, fair enough.

 

Because I've educated myself should that make a difference. If you or others don't know the history or source of the language you use then that's down to you. I do know.

 

I'm from Mitcham, so it can safely be said that I'd know a bit of Romany wouldn't it?

 

Here we go, your whole family are from the same small area and haven't moved since before the First World War. Boom, as I called it earlier!! Hahahahaha.

 

My family are from the Battersea slums, Costermongers and glove cleaners, lived there since the Crimean war.

[kranky 507]

 

 

I stick to my own sort. I was up in the Osprey today, looking at a job because of the rainwater down pipes are all leaking. So we weren't far away at all.

 

Do you know the little grey haired plumber that works for the council called Bill? Millwall Bill they call him. Everyone knows the gobby little fecker.

 

When i say i stick to my own sort i dont loaf about with Millwall fans its more than my lifes worth i have an armed response team as soon as i come out the Rotherhithe Tunnel i dont mince about getting to know the local plumber for f**k sake !!.........My ol pal Terry the tattooist is the best known sarf london shitbag i dont mind being seen around over there im sure you,ll know of him you being out of Mitcham and all that

If you're out and about on the estate I thought you'd of known him. He works for me.

 

Everyone of my generation went to Barry Levaine in Tooting for tattoos. Not me though, who wants to put a mark on themselves to be pulled out every time the slightest thing happens? Mugs and cannon fodder, that's who.

[WILF 47,484]

 

 

As for keeping my drawers on, it's exactly as I've called it. You and your mate Gnasher are laying claim to London and trying to say that you are better than someone else because of where you've come from.

 

Each time I've asked a direct question both of you have side stepped it.

Gnasher's harping on about places that he hadn't been to in years. The dynamic in the social housing sector is changing due to immigration. If he thinks he's going to wander around the Aylesbury late at night in his Sheepskin coat giving the whole Frank Butcher bollox he's in for a shock because the ruling powers there have changed and it's not an Englishmans home anymore.

I will give you a direct reply.........I have never, ever heard anyone from South Of the river call someone "Toby" and certainly not from Surrey, I have also never heard anyone crack on about Urdu/romany dialects and all that old bollocks.........and I know more than a little about Romany

Whole family for over a hundred years Deptford born and bred.

 

Does that awnser your question.

A Toby, as in a mug? Never heard it, fair enough.

 

Because I've educated myself should that make a difference. If you or others don't know the history or source of the language you use then that's down to you. I do know.

 

I'm from Mitcham, so it can safely be said that I'd know a bit of Romany wouldn't it?

 

Here we go, your whole family are from the same small area and haven't moved since before the First World War. Boom, as I called it earlier!! Hahahahaha.

 

My family are from the Battersea slums, Costermongers and glove cleaners, lived there since the Crimean war.

 

 

Tell em the wars over...........its safe to come to Surrey

[kranky 507]

 

 

 

 

As for keeping my drawers on, it's exactly as I've called it. You and your mate Gnasher are laying claim to London and trying to say that you are better than someone else because of where you've come from.

 

Each time I've asked a direct question both of you have side stepped it.

Gnasher's harping on about places that he hadn't been to in years. The dynamic in the social housing sector is changing due to immigration. If he thinks he's going to wander around the Aylesbury late at night in his Sheepskin coat giving the whole Frank Butcher bollox he's in for a shock because the ruling powers there have changed and it's not an Englishmans home anymore.

I will give you a direct reply.........I have never, ever heard anyone from South Of the river call someone "Toby" and certainly not from Surrey, I have also never heard anyone crack on about Urdu/romany dialects and all that old bollocks.........and I know more than a little about Romany

Whole family for over a hundred years Deptford born and bred.

 

Does that awnser your question.

A Toby, as in a mug? Never heard it, fair enough.

 

Because I've educated myself should that make a difference. If you or others don't know the history or source of the language you use then that's down to you. I do know.

 

I'm from Mitcham, so it can safely be said that I'd know a bit of Romany wouldn't it?

 

Here we go, your whole family are from the same small area and haven't moved since before the First World War. Boom, as I called it earlier!! Hahahahaha.

 

My family are from the Battersea slums, Costermongers and glove cleaners, lived there since the Crimean war.

Tell em the wars over...........its safe to come to Surrey

Did you like that one? You jumped in there. You must be getting tired! 100 years!! FFS! Did you regret posting that the second it went?

[gonetoearth 5,144]

 

 

As for keeping my drawers on, it's exactly as I've called it. You and your mate Gnasher are laying claim to London and trying to say that you are better than someone else because of where you've come from.

Each time I've asked a direct question both of you have side stepped it.

Gnasher's harping on about places that he hadn't been to in years. The dynamic in the social housing sector is changing due to immigration. If he thinks he's going to wander around the Aylesbury late at night in his Sheepskin coat giving the whole Frank Butcher bollox he's in for a shock because the ruling powers there have changed and it's not an Englishmans home anymore.

I will give you a direct reply.........I have never, ever heard anyone from South Of the river call someone "Toby" and certainly not from Surrey, I have also never heard anyone crack on about Urdu/romany dialects and all that old bollocks.........and I know more than a little about Romany

Whole family for over a hundred years Deptford born and bred.

 

Does that awnser your question.

A Toby, as in a mug? Never heard it, fair enough.

Because I've educated myself should that make a difference. If you or others don't know the history or source of the language you use then that's down to you. I do know.

I'm from Mitcham, so it can safely be said that I'd know a bit of Romany wouldn't it?

Here we go, your whole family are from the same small area and haven't moved since before the First World War. Boom, as I called it earlier!! Hahahahaha.

My family are from the Battersea slums, Costermongers and glove cleaners, lived there since the Crimean war.

. Education eh. Look up taking the piss in the oxford. Or humour or even sarcasim , then go right through this thread , you might re educate your self , bye jove