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Tell me a bit more about the Romany/Urdu/patois colloq.....coloucq.......collly...........oh, what you said !...........go on, please :laugh:

Where anouts exactly are you from? Have you ever heard the word Cushty? As in Cushty Bok? Or Pukka? As in the Urdu word for splendid?

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Londons shame? prob happening up and down this country. who knows what other f****d up shit the tribes get up to behind closed doors.

All well and good taking the p1ss out of us Londoners, but it's no joke having to do the Lambeth Walk every time I nip round the corner for a packet of ciggies... My f*cking hips and ankles are killin

Kranky you've never just tried to scare somebody with your mates or who you knock around with have you lol please tell me I read that wrong lol oh the shame lol come with a smile pmsl lol

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People from Southwark rarely fight each other

 

:icon_eek: ..........Well,i thought id heard it all anyway !!
You should get down there! There's plenty of braces being pulled and posturing but they don't get at it.

Yes the Silwood estates lovely these days...........the Aylsebury...............

 

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Jolly spiffing what !

It's called gentrification. Google it for a definition.

no no no too many letters for me im not clever like you......tell me do you use words like that on your jaunts round the Silwood ??? i bet that go,s down a bundle round there :laugh:

When was you last on the Silwood? What words do you think would go down well? How much Kurdish do you know?

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Lol lol. a. Not even a MOCKNEY. A YUPPIE. OUTED by the WILF. Lol

:laugh::laugh: ...........A proper South London boy come from post codes starting in SE......maybe SW at a push, same as an east end boy comes from postcodes starting with E or EC..................Mitcham is CR :blink::blink: ..........its where solicitors, cozzers and people who want to get out of London move to ! :laugh::laugh:

Most Londoners class anywhere outside the south circular Kent/ Surrey......anywhere outside the north circular Essex/Middlesex................

 

Mitcham in Sarf London :laugh: ....ive heard it all now !

In fairness, most Londoners don't know their arse from their elbow. There's a lot of morons in there and the morons breed and teach their kids what they know, which is feck all. If you asked them where Nelson was killed, they tell you he got shot in Trafalgar Square. That's the ones that actually speak English.

My house was 4 houses down from the start of SW16. I think I was close enough. Feck living amongst all those gingers in the middle of the SE postcodes!

Better to live amongst the jew solicitors and accountants in SW16 and pretend your a south Londoner huh :laugh:

You haven't been there have you? It's not a place for Jews really. You get the odd one or two but nothing like in the numbers you get over the water. You'd be hard pushed to find any Hasidic's or a synagogue. It's mainly Indian businesses and blacks. Loads of blacks in fact. It's only a couple of miles to Brixton.

 

I don't have to pretend, I'm double happy with who I am, who I've got wrapped round me, my family and my life. I don't need to, like a lot of Londoners do, lay claim to a postcode to justify who I am. I'm upfront and don't try and dress it up. It seems that you and Gnasher are trying to bolster who you are by the geographical location of your past.

 

Do you both have a pair of braces? Are you tugging on them now, whilst telling each other how close your were to Bow Bells.

I know exactly what I am talking about sunshine..........question is, do you ;):laugh:

You're on dangerous ground here, Corey. This is what you try and do, live your life vicariously by an old address.

I ain't the only one that's said it. Doing a wink smiley proves nothing. Where you lived as a kid proves nothing. If you're a prick, you'll always be a prick wherever you move. You should be well aware of that.

 

What is your actual point? What are you trying to say? What do I need to do? Are you more London than me so I should feel inferior to you? Because that's what I think you're saying.

 

You should be happier with yourself, I know you're old and that and things haven't worked out exactly how you'd of liked but being from a certain town won't make you appear better to anyone.

 

 

:laugh::laugh: Keep your draws on Ray Winstone, wasn't me who came on cracking on about what "South Londoners" do and don't do and making up a load of sayings that nobody has ever heard of was it...........If I cracked on I was from Moss Side and put a load of random words together that I had heard Manchester people say on the telly I would look a bit of a prat too :D

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I see it all the time, old boys get to a stage on their lives where they realise that they're a bit washed up and have to start giving it large about who and what they did.

 

Make up lies about some dogs you had that were great because the plastic gangster nonsense is pathetic.

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Lol lol. a. Not even a MOCKNEY. A YUPPIE. OUTED by the WILF. Lol

:laugh::laugh: ...........A proper South London boy come from post codes starting in SE......maybe SW at a push, same as an east end boy comes from postcodes starting with E or EC..................Mitcham is CR :blink::blink: ..........its where solicitors, cozzers and people who want to get out of London move to ! :laugh::laugh:

Most Londoners class anywhere outside the south circular Kent/ Surrey......anywhere outside the north circular Essex/Middlesex................

 

Mitcham in Sarf London :laugh: ....ive heard it all now !

In fairness, most Londoners don't know their arse from their elbow. There's a lot of morons in there and the morons breed and teach their kids what they know, which is feck all. If you asked them where Nelson was killed, they tell you he got shot in Trafalgar Square. That's the ones that actually speak English.

My house was 4 houses down from the start of SW16. I think I was close enough. Feck living amongst all those gingers in the middle of the SE postcodes!

Better to live amongst the jew solicitors and accountants in SW16 and pretend your a south Londoner huh :laugh:

You haven't been there have you? It's not a place for Jews really. You get the odd one or two but nothing like in the numbers you get over the water. You'd be hard pushed to find any Hasidic's or a synagogue. It's mainly Indian businesses and blacks. Loads of blacks in fact. It's only a couple of miles to Brixton.

 

I don't have to pretend, I'm double happy with who I am, who I've got wrapped round me, my family and my life. I don't need to, like a lot of Londoners do, lay claim to a postcode to justify who I am. I'm upfront and don't try and dress it up. It seems that you and Gnasher are trying to bolster who you are by the geographical location of your past.

 

Do you both have a pair of braces? Are you tugging on them now, whilst telling each other how close your were to Bow Bells.

I know exactly what I am talking about sunshine..........question is, do you ;):laugh:

You're on dangerous ground here, Corey. This is what you try and do, live your life vicariously by an old address.

I ain't the only one that's said it. Doing a wink smiley proves nothing. Where you lived as a kid proves nothing. If you're a prick, you'll always be a prick wherever you move. You should be well aware of that.

 

What is your actual point? What are you trying to say? What do I need to do? Are you more London than me so I should feel inferior to you? Because that's what I think you're saying.

 

You should be happier with yourself, I know you're old and that and things haven't worked out exactly how you'd of liked but being from a certain town won't make you appear better to anyone.

:laugh::laugh: Keep your draws on Ray Winstone, wasn't me who came on cracking on about what "South Londoners" do and don't do and making up a load of sayings that nobody has ever heard of was it...........If I cracked on I was from Moss Side and put a load of random words together that I had heard Manchester people say on the telly I would look a bit of a prat too :D

I say again, where exactly are you from? If you think Mr Magoo and Garden gate are in everyday use then you are mistaken. Which phrases or words that I used did you not understand? 1 example is all I need.

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Lol lol. a. Not even a MOCKNEY. A YUPPIE. OUTED by the WILF. Lol

:laugh::laugh: ...........A proper South London boy come from post codes starting in SE......maybe SW at a push, same as an east end boy comes from postcodes starting with E or EC..................Mitcham is CR :blink::blink: ..........its where solicitors, cozzers and people who want to get out of London move to ! :laugh::laugh:

Most Londoners class anywhere outside the south circular Kent/ Surrey......anywhere outside the north circular Essex/Middlesex................

 

Mitcham in Sarf London :laugh: ....ive heard it all now !

In fairness, most Londoners don't know their arse from their elbow. There's a lot of morons in there and the morons breed and teach their kids what they know, which is feck all. If you asked them where Nelson was killed, they tell you he got shot in Trafalgar Square. That's the ones that actually speak English.

My house was 4 houses down from the start of SW16. I think I was close enough. Feck living amongst all those gingers in the middle of the SE postcodes!

Better to live amongst the jew solicitors and accountants in SW16 and pretend your a south Londoner huh :laugh:

You haven't been there have you? It's not a place for Jews really. You get the odd one or two but nothing like in the numbers you get over the water. You'd be hard pushed to find any Hasidic's or a synagogue. It's mainly Indian businesses and blacks. Loads of blacks in fact. It's only a couple of miles to Brixton.

I don't have to pretend, I'm double happy with who I am, who I've got wrapped round me, my family and my life. I don't need to, like a lot of Londoners do, lay claim to a postcode to justify who I am. I'm upfront and don't try and dress it up. It seems that you and Gnasher are trying to bolster who you are by the geographical location of your past.

Do you both have a pair of braces? Are you tugging on them now, whilst telling each other how close your were to Bow Bells.

I know exactly what I am talking about sunshine..........question is, do you ;):laugh:

You're on dangerous ground here, Corey. This is what you try and do, live your life vicariously by an old address.

I ain't the only one that's said it. Doing a wink smiley proves nothing. Where you lived as a kid proves nothing. If you're a prick, you'll always be a prick wherever you move. You should be well aware of that.

What is your actual point? What are you trying to say? What do I need to do? Are you more London than me so I should feel inferior to you? Because that's what I think you're saying.

You should be happier with yourself, I know you're old and that and things haven't worked out exactly how you'd of liked but being from a certain town won't make you appear better to anyone.

:laugh::laugh: Keep your draws on Ray Winstone, wasn't me who came on cracking on about what "South Londoners" do and don't do and making up a load of sayings that nobody has ever heard of was it...........If I cracked on I was from Moss Side and put a load of random words together that I had heard Manchester people say on the telly I would look a bit of a prat too :D

I say again, where exactly are you from? If you think Mr Magoo and Garden gate are in everyday use then you are mistaken. Which phrases or words that I used did you not understand? 1 example is all I need.

get over your self arfa i was having the craic with some one else you jumped in with your Grammatically correct rhyming slang lol. Chilllax homz
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As for keeping my drawers on, it's exactly as I've called it. You and your mate Gnasher are laying claim to London and trying to say that you are better than someone else because of where you've come from.

 

Each time I've asked a direct question both of you have side stepped it.

Gnasher's harping on about places that he hadn't been to in years. The dynamic in the social housing sector is changing due to immigration. If he thinks he's going to wander around the Aylesbury late at night in his Sheepskin coat giving the whole Frank Butcher bollox he's in for a shock because the ruling powers there have changed and it's not an Englishmans home anymore.

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When I met my wife she talked about macker meat and cali bods, was like a different language to me, the other stuff like cushty etc she dosent use at all, neither does her family and their as London as anyone...................the whole thing confuses me :blink:................on second thoughts I think I'll stay out of it :D........................I don't know enough about London lingo to get too deeply into it, I just know that its a bit confusing :D

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People from Southwark rarely fight each other

 

:icon_eek: ..........Well,i thought id heard it all anyway !!
You should get down there! There's plenty of braces being pulled and posturing but they don't get at it.

Yes the Silwood estates lovely these days...........the Aylsebury...............

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Aylesbury_Estate_View.jpg

 

Jolly spiffing what !

It's called gentrification. Google it for a definition.

no no no too many letters for me im not clever like you......tell me do you use words like that on your jaunts round the Silwood ??? i bet that go,s down a bundle round there :laugh:

When was you last on the Silwood? What words do you think would go down well? How much Kurdish do you know?

 

Today as it happens............i dont know any Kurdish,but then i dont know much Jamaican,Algerian or Polish either.........hence i stick around my own sort......how about yourself ?........let me know next time your over there i,ll buy you a pint ;)

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Lol lol. a. Not even a MOCKNEY. A YUPPIE. OUTED by the WILF. Lol

:laugh::laugh: ...........A proper South London boy come from post codes starting in SE......maybe SW at a push, same as an east end boy comes from postcodes starting with E or EC..................Mitcham is CR :blink::blink: ..........its where solicitors, cozzers and people who want to get out of London move to ! :laugh::laugh:

Most Londoners class anywhere outside the south circular Kent/ Surrey......anywhere outside the north circular Essex/Middlesex................

 

Mitcham in Sarf London :laugh: ....ive heard it all now !

In fairness, most Londoners don't know their arse from their elbow. There's a lot of morons in there and the morons breed and teach their kids what they know, which is feck all. If you asked them where Nelson was killed, they tell you he got shot in Trafalgar Square. That's the ones that actually speak English.

My house was 4 houses down from the start of SW16. I think I was close enough. Feck living amongst all those gingers in the middle of the SE postcodes!

Better to live amongst the jew solicitors and accountants in SW16 and pretend your a south Londoner huh :laugh:

You haven't been there have you? It's not a place for Jews really. You get the odd one or two but nothing like in the numbers you get over the water. You'd be hard pushed to find any Hasidic's or a synagogue. It's mainly Indian businesses and blacks. Loads of blacks in fact. It's only a couple of miles to Brixton.

I don't have to pretend, I'm double happy with who I am, who I've got wrapped round me, my family and my life. I don't need to, like a lot of Londoners do, lay claim to a postcode to justify who I am. I'm upfront and don't try and dress it up. It seems that you and Gnasher are trying to bolster who you are by the geographical location of your past.

Do you both have a pair of braces? Are you tugging on them now, whilst telling each other how close your were to Bow Bells.

I know exactly what I am talking about sunshine..........question is, do you ;):laugh:

You're on dangerous ground here, Corey. This is what you try and do, live your life vicariously by an old address.

I ain't the only one that's said it. Doing a wink smiley proves nothing. Where you lived as a kid proves nothing. If you're a prick, you'll always be a prick wherever you move. You should be well aware of that.

What is your actual point? What are you trying to say? What do I need to do? Are you more London than me so I should feel inferior to you? Because that's what I think you're saying.

You should be happier with yourself, I know you're old and that and things haven't worked out exactly how you'd of liked but being from a certain town won't make you appear better to anyone.

:laugh::laugh: Keep your draws on Ray Winstone, wasn't me who came on cracking on about what "South Londoners" do and don't do and making up a load of sayings that nobody has ever heard of was it...........If I cracked on I was from Moss Side and put a load of random words together that I had heard Manchester people say on the telly I would look a bit of a prat too :D

I say again, where exactly are you from? If you think Mr Magoo and Garden gate are in everyday use then you are mistaken. Which phrases or words that I used did you not understand? 1 example is all I need.

get over your self arfa i was having the craic with some one else you jumped in with your Grammatically correct rhyming slang lol. Chilllax homz

 

No you called me a Mockney and that was that. Dealt with and put to bed. These two old farts try it all the time and try and get some kudos because claiming to be Dick Whittingtons younger brother. They're probably old enough!

 

I've asked them what their point is and neither have answered. They can give me grief all day long but I'd have a bit of respect for them if they had a reason for it and could answer a question or two.

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