christian71 3,187 Posted November 19, 2013 Report Share Posted November 19, 2013 When I retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favourite pastime.... Fishing.I bought my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me, but she never liked fishing.Finally , one day down at the Bait & Tackle Shop, I got talking to SAM, the shop owner who, as itturned out, loves fishing as much as I do.We quickly became " Fishing buddies."As I said, the wife doesn't care about fishing : she not only refuses to join us, but she alwayscomplains that I spend too much time out on the lake.A few weeks ago Sam and I had the best fishing trip ever. Not only did I catch the most beautifulyou've ever seen, but only a few minutes later Sam caught a beautiful one as well.So I took a picture of Sam holding the nice fish that she caught and showed the picture tomy wife, hoping that maybe she'd get interested.Instead, she says she doesn't want me to go fishing at all anymore !She also wants me to sell the boat ! I think she doesn't like to see me enjoying myself.What would you do ? Tell the wife to forget it and continue my hobbie, or quit fishing andsell the boat as she insists >P.S. Enclosed is a picture of Sam with the fish we caught. ........................................ 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tilfertilfer 706 Posted November 19, 2013 Report Share Posted November 19, 2013 haha i f***ing new it ya mad f****r Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepdiggin 9,561 Posted November 19, 2013 Report Share Posted November 19, 2013 Paulus will have a field day with this. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bobcullen79 1,495 Posted November 19, 2013 Report Share Posted November 19, 2013 Nope, you didn't get me, I clicked you we`re on the wind up when I read "she caught" Cant be many woman out there that would be happy with her other half going fishing with another bird, full stop. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
unlacedgecko 1,466 Posted November 19, 2013 Report Share Posted November 19, 2013 Nope, you didn't get me, I clicked you we`re on the wind up when I read "she caught" Cant be many woman out there that would be happy with her other half going fishing with another bird, full stop. My main lamping partner is a girl. My missus doesn't seem to mind at all... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted November 19, 2013 Report Share Posted November 19, 2013 Ya daft b*****d! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted November 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2013 Nope, you didn't get me, I clicked you we`re on the wind up when I read "she caught" Cant be many woman out there that would be happy with her other half going fishing with another bird, full stop. My main lamping partner is a girl. My missus doesn't seem to mind at all... Have you shagged it??????????????????? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted November 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2013 Nope, you didn't get me, I clicked you we`re on the wind up when I read "she caught" Cant be many woman out there that would be happy with her other half going fishing with another bird, full stop. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
unlacedgecko 1,466 Posted November 19, 2013 Report Share Posted November 19, 2013 Nope, you didn't get me, I clicked you we`re on the wind up when I read "she caught" Cant be many woman out there that would be happy with her other half going fishing with another bird, full stop. My main lamping partner is a girl. My missus doesn't seem to mind at all... Have you shagged it??????????????????? No. I go lamping to run dogs. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
STRANGER 948 Posted November 19, 2013 Report Share Posted November 19, 2013 Nope, you didn't get me, I clicked you we`re on the wind up when I read "she caught" Cant be many woman out there that would be happy with her other half going fishing with another bird, full stop. My main lamping partner is a girl. My missus doesn't seem to mind at all... Have you shagged it??????????????????? No. I go lamping to run dogs. Must be a munter 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j j m 6,555 Posted November 19, 2013 Report Share Posted November 19, 2013 Very good ha ha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepdiggin 9,561 Posted November 19, 2013 Report Share Posted November 19, 2013 Nope, you didn't get me, I clicked you we`re on the wind up when I read "she caught" Cant be many woman out there that would be happy with her other half going fishing with another bird, full stop. My main lamping partner is a girl. My missus doesn't seem to mind at all... Have you shagged it??????????????????? No. I go lamping to run dogs. Must be a munter her husband might pop round to keep his wife entertained............ 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
unlacedgecko 1,466 Posted November 19, 2013 Report Share Posted November 19, 2013 Nope, you didn't get me, I clicked you we`re on the wind up when I read "she caught" Cant be many woman out there that would be happy with her other half going fishing with another bird, full stop. My main lamping partner is a girl. My missus doesn't seem to mind at all... Have you shagged it??????????????????? No. I go lamping to run dogs. Must be a munter No. I just have no conceivable reason to cheat on the missus... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
unlacedgecko 1,466 Posted November 19, 2013 Report Share Posted November 19, 2013 Nope, you didn't get me, I clicked you we`re on the wind up when I read "she caught" Cant be many woman out there that would be happy with her other half going fishing with another bird, full stop. My main lamping partner is a girl. My missus doesn't seem to mind at all... Have you shagged it??????????????????? No. I go lamping to run dogs. Must be a munter her husband might pop round to keep his wife entertained............ Now you've got me worried. One for the Stealthcam I think...lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,706 Posted November 19, 2013 Report Share Posted November 19, 2013 Is that a jack off pike? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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