socks 32,253 Posted November 14, 2013 Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 How the fukc am I a sexy broad ......... The way you talk, I thought you was an old woman! The way you talk I thought you were a cock ....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kranky 507 Posted November 14, 2013 Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 How the fukc am I a sexy broad ......... The way you talk, I thought you was an old woman! The way you talk I thought you were a cock ....... Hold on a minute!!!! Oscar Wilde has ben reincarnated!! Touché, sir!! Bravo!! I'm humbled by your comedy genius and mastery of the English language!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted November 14, 2013 Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 How the fukc am I a sexy broad ......... The way you talk, I thought you was an old woman! The way you talk I thought you were a cock ....... Hold on a minute!!!! Oscar Wilde has ben reincarnated!! Touché, sir!! Bravo!! I'm humbled by your comedy genius and mastery of the English language!!! I am overjoyed that I have left you in awe of my whit and mastery of the queens English, I shall endeavour in the future to convey myself in a more appropriate manner .... Now f**k OFF ........ 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hot Meat 3,109 Posted November 14, 2013 Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,726 Posted November 14, 2013 Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 He's behind you !! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted November 14, 2013 Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 Oh no he isn't ......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,726 Posted November 14, 2013 Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 Oh no he isn't ......... Oh yes he is..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted November 14, 2013 Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 Oh no he .... Oh fukc it .......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Suzy Ross 236 Posted November 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 Kranky, somebody burst your yoke this morning? I got told off by an old lady first thing for shooting pigeons with my catapult! I'm stood under an M25 bridge, in a suit, with a head torch on, taking aim, when she wandered along with a 14 stone chocolate lab. She asked me what I was doing so I said I was employed by the Highways Agency to prevent damage to the bridge by pigeon excrement. She said that I was more likely to damage the bridge with the excrement that was coming out of my mouth! I'd like to say that I countered her witty quip with one of my own and left her in awe of my articulate banter, however I just got in my car and drove off at speed. I'm going to pop out in a minute and see how many elderly people I can scare by driving up and sounding my horn loudly behind them. I'll probably drive through some puddles and splash some of them as well! That should cheer me up no end! :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Suzy Ross 236 Posted November 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 Oh no he .... Oh fukc it .......... I can tell you've been to a panto in the Kings in Glasgow mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kranky 507 Posted November 14, 2013 Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 How the fukc am I a sexy broad ......... The way you talk, I thought you was an old woman! The way you talk I thought you were a cock ....... Hold on a minute!!!! Oscar Wilde has ben reincarnated!! Touché, sir!! Bravo!! I'm humbled by your comedy genius and mastery of the English language!!! I am overjoyed that I have left you in awe of my whit and mastery of the queens English, I shall endeavour in the future to convey myself in a more appropriate manner .... Now f**k OFF ........ That's not very ladylike! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted November 14, 2013 Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 I do beg you pardon ... FUKC OFF GOOD SIR ...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Suzy Ross 236 Posted November 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 This is turning into a circus more than a pantomime....... Squirt him with your flower socks Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted November 14, 2013 Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 This is turning into a circus more than a pantomime....... Squirt him with your flower socks Don't be so uncouth ........ 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Suzy Ross 236 Posted November 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 right, anyone think who born hunter and malt could be Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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