socks 32,253 Posted November 14, 2013 Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 Dwarves ... Vin and johnny boy Pinocchio .... Markbrick Wicked step mother ... Kay Troll ...... Baw Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted November 14, 2013 Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 How the fukc am I a sexy broad ......... Just a wee fantasy of mine that slipped out :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hot Meat 3,109 Posted November 14, 2013 Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 Can I sit at the front an throw haribos at you's like a naughty boy? Do you carry haribo sweets around a lot? Everywhere I go, what's the point in life if you can't have a big bag a fangtastics in your pocket at any given time.. Socks you are deffo one of the more feminine members of the forum Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Suzy Ross 236 Posted November 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 Dwarves ... Vin and johnny boy Pinocchio .... Markbrick Wicked step mother ... Kay Troll ...... Baw Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kranky 507 Posted November 14, 2013 Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 How the fukc am I a sexy broad ......... The way you talk, I thought you was an old woman! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,726 Posted November 14, 2013 Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 Dwarves ... Vin and johnny boy Pinocchio .... Markbrick Wicked step mother ... Kay Troll ...... Baw Who's the other 5? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Suzy Ross 236 Posted November 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 Ogre Fiona from shrek...... Hot meat Normal Fiona socks Rumple stilkskin outlaw Pete The dragon.... vixen Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kranky 507 Posted November 14, 2013 Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 That's the problem with this place, none of you pricks can spot true talent when you see it!!! I should be Prince f***ing Charming!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Suzy Ross 236 Posted November 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 That's the problem with this place, none of you pricks can spot true talent when you see it!!! I should be Prince f*****g Charming!!! Your probably right, in pantos he's always played by a woman..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kranky 507 Posted November 14, 2013 Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 Walshie, you may not be be in a panto about a future lord mayor of London, but you certainly are the most qualified to be a Dick! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Suzy Ross 236 Posted November 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 Kranky, somebody burst your yoke this morning? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,726 Posted November 14, 2013 Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 THL panto villian............stewie. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Suzy Ross 236 Posted November 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 THL panto villian............stewie. you had to didn't you I think that part should go to Matt the rat Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kranky 507 Posted November 14, 2013 Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 Kranky, somebody burst your yoke this morning? I got told off by an old lady first thing for shooting pigeons with my catapult! I'm stood under an M25 bridge, in a suit, with a head torch on, taking aim, when she wandered along with a 14 stone chocolate lab. She asked me what I was doing so I said I was employed by the Highways Agency to prevent damage to the bridge by pigeon excrement. She said that I was more likely to damage the bridge with the excrement that was coming out of my mouth! I'd like to say that I countered her witty quip with one of my own and left her in awe of my articulate banter, however I just got in my car and drove off at speed. I'm going to pop out in a minute and see how many elderly people I can scare by driving up and sounding my horn loudly behind them. I'll probably drive through some puddles and splash some of them as well! That should cheer me up no end! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,726 Posted November 14, 2013 Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 THL panto villian............stewie. you had to didn't you I think that part should go to Matt the rat Proper villian is Matt. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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