pip1968 2,490 Posted November 16, 2013 Report Share Posted November 16, 2013 A fairy story. Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, “Will you marry me?” The Princess said, “No!!!” And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and banged skinny long-legged big-titted women and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to strip bars and dated women half his age and drank whisky, beer and Captain Morgans and never heard bitching and never paid child support and kept his house and golf clubs and ate spam and chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was cool and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up. The End and i had to read that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted November 16, 2013 Report Share Posted November 16, 2013 Can someone near STRANGER go and shoot him please? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
STRANGER 948 Posted November 16, 2013 Report Share Posted November 16, 2013 You loved them really lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 377 Posted November 19, 2013 Report Share Posted November 19, 2013 a rich man and a poor man are buying gifts for their wives birthday,the rich man says ' i got my wife a brand new BMW and a diamond ring,that way if she doesnt like the ring she can take it back in her BMW and stil be happy'. the poor man says ' i got my wife a pair of slippers and a dildo that way is she doesnt like the slippers,she can go f*** herself. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
off the tether 277 Posted November 20, 2013 Report Share Posted November 20, 2013 how do you tell the paddy at a cockfight he is the one with a duck how do you know the I, r, a are backing him the duck wins Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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