Suzy Ross 236 Posted November 12, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 on my yacht in the Bahamas with that bird out of my cousin vinny and Kelly brook ! You can keep Kelly brook but that bird out of my cousin vinny.......hubba hubba Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted November 12, 2013 Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 Killed in a duel, by a jealous husband.............................on my 85th birthday !Complete fantasy then? ..:-) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hydropotesinermis 724 Posted November 12, 2013 Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 Wanking with a bag on my head tied to a door. That bloke from INXS he knew the score. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Suzy Ross 236 Posted November 12, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 Wanking with a bag on my head tied to a door. That bloke from INXS he knew the score. Aye, he only started wearing the bag over his head after he'd slept with Paula Yates. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,176 Posted November 12, 2013 Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 I'd like to be kung fu'ed to death by Kranky...... 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted November 12, 2013 Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 Wanking with a bag on my head tied to a door. That bloke from INXS he knew the score. Aye, he only started wearing the bag over his head after he'd slept with Paula Yates. He should have put it over her head ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Suzy Ross 236 Posted November 12, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 He did but it fell off Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,568 Posted November 12, 2013 Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 It must of fuked her head up to realise she was that ugly her husband killed himself wanking. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Suzy Ross 236 Posted November 12, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 She was one f****d up woman. Can mind her on the bed in the big breakfast .....shiver...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stewie1 59 Posted November 12, 2013 Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 It must of fuked her head up to realise she was that ugly her husband killed himself wanking. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marshman 7,757 Posted November 12, 2013 Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 For me a quick painless death in my own bed, and to have peace of mind that my children and grandchildren are happy and healthy . 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Banter 1,751 Posted November 12, 2013 Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 It must of fuked her head up to realise she was that ugly her husband killed himself wanking.didnt old kung fu go the same way or was he blowing his own horn in the wardrope Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted November 12, 2013 Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 Suffocation with Nicole Scherzinger sitting on my face and Shania Twain giving me a BJ. That don't impress me much Tears in my eyes .... In a perfect world I'd like my last view to be the one thing I love to look at more than anything ... the English countryside on a sunny spring evening. Hopefully when I'm good and old but not a burden, knowing that all my kids are sorted and ok. I'd rather just go to sleep and have done with it. Best if I was beside the love of my life. There's a fair few folks and dogs I'm looking forward to seeing again on t'other side. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Westy76 546 Posted November 12, 2013 Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 I'd like to be kung fu'ed to death by Kranky......In his fishing slippers!!!! Pmsl Quote Link to post Share on other sites
albert64 1,882 Posted November 12, 2013 Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 f*ck it I hope I go where its warm, I wont know to many up there Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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