Hot Meat 3,109 Posted October 25, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2013 I pinch my toilet rolls out local pub three times a week, if we run out in between we use free newspaper.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted October 25, 2013 Report Share Posted October 25, 2013 I pinch my toilet rolls out local pub three times a week, if we run out in between we use free newspaper.. Theres a flashback to the Thatcher years, using scrunched up newspaper to wipe your arse for the last few days of the week until my old man got paid and my mum could go shopping! :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
squab 2,875 Posted October 25, 2013 Report Share Posted October 25, 2013 I pinch my toilet rolls out local pub three times a week, if we run out in between we use free newspaper.. you must be minted,you got to drink three times a week to nick free toilet roll,you could get quilted from the super market cheaper Quote Link to post Share on other sites
P5HEN 168 Posted October 25, 2013 Report Share Posted October 25, 2013 only when her majesty made me! wouldn't do it on the "out" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
air gun ant 1,666 Posted October 25, 2013 Report Share Posted October 25, 2013 ive got a bucket in the garage that i piss in then wang it on the garden, feck it when im having a drink and playing on my lathe im not going all the way back to the house for a piss covered in dust and shavings!!! plus id loose concentration Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rabbithunter 456 Posted October 25, 2013 Report Share Posted October 25, 2013 If im in the garden and need piss ill juat piss in the dog run dowb the drain.. Piss at work all the time.. When i go lamping almost guaranteed ill need a dump.... reversed into a lonning once and curled one out didnt realise it was farmers driveway always have bog roll in the motor Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisJones 7,975 Posted October 25, 2013 Report Share Posted October 25, 2013 (edited) You need a funnel, strong tape, and enough PVC pipe to reach the downstairs window. Job done. Edited October 25, 2013 by ChrisJones Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepdiggin 9,561 Posted October 25, 2013 Report Share Posted October 25, 2013 were some of you lot raised in a cave Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisJones 7,975 Posted October 25, 2013 Report Share Posted October 25, 2013 were some of you lot raised in a cave We were too poor for a cave. We lived in a shoe box in the middle o'th road... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepdiggin 9,561 Posted October 25, 2013 Report Share Posted October 25, 2013 were some of you lot raised in a cave We were too poor for a cave. We lived in a shoe box in the middle o'th road... still no excuse Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted October 25, 2013 Report Share Posted October 25, 2013 were some of you lot raised in a cave We were too poor for a cave. We lived in a shoe box in the middle o'th road... Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, eat a lump of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing "Hallelujah." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisJones 7,975 Posted October 25, 2013 Report Share Posted October 25, 2013 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bell 3,606 Posted October 25, 2013 Report Share Posted October 25, 2013 Caught short in my shed one night and couldn't be arsed to go to the house. Laid one on a newspaper and put it outside to dispose of later. Being the fleck wit I am forgot about it and the spaniel found it the next morning. Chewing it like a toffee she was lol. That night the dog was in the house and the mrs says " the dogs breath stinks, sort it out", as its licking her face.......well feck me I was in stitches and she's saying "what ? What ?" .........lol...when she fecks me off I have a sly smirk to myself !!!!! 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,527 Posted October 25, 2013 Report Share Posted October 25, 2013 were some of you lot raised in a cave We were too poor for a cave. We lived in a shoe box in the middle o'th road... Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, eat a lump of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing "Hallelujah." 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted October 25, 2013 Report Share Posted October 25, 2013 Comedy at its finest! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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