out for a shine last night with the pup and me gun

[olly 0]

On the ning nang nong

where the cows go bong

and the monkeys all say boo

theres a nong nang ning

where the trees go ping

and the tea pots jibber jabber too

 

............must have smoked tooooooooo much

[Guest markbrick1]

just put the paper work up on here, and if you dont you should be deleated from this site, if you do a lot of people might owe you a big SORRY,mark

[Guest SJM]

Well I have just had the best belly laugh Ive had for ages, youll be telling us 6 big darkie polis shagged you up the arse on the way to the cells next

[madhunter 16]

one word JACKANORY

[ginga john 268]

Just had a thought (small one of course) this mate who left "Elstudro" in the lurch , doesn't go by the name of Sean Frain does he?

just thought, you know storys, fiction, on a cold dark night etc, oh well maybe

[hinksy 0]

move over J.K ROWLING up comin author or bulls*****r

[Guest elstudro1986]

got some bad news for all of yous lads the charge sheets will be getting posted tomorrow need to go over mothers and use the scanner

so watch this space

[snoopdog 1,256]

[hinksy 0]

you have waited 24 hours to back your story up if that was me i would of been on it straight away

[Guest elstudro1986]

its took 24 hours cos i have a thing called a life dont sit on the computer 24/7

[Nell 1]

This place just gets better by the minute, next you will be setting another account up and making conversation with yourself

[Guest Frank]

Well I have just had the best belly laugh Ive had for ages, youll be telling us 6 big darkie polis shagged you up the arse on the way to the cells next

 

[HUNTSMAN270 30]

got some bad news for all of yous lads the charge sheets will be getting posted tomorrow need to go over mothers and use the scanner

so watch this space

 

BILLY wheres the paper work gone they give you when they let you out

ive always been given paper work of some sort when let out after being banged up eg bail sheets etc while they wait for for the file to be sent to the CPS to see if there is a case against you

 

but you get for the shite you wrote WELL DONE

[Guest WILF]

There will be some red faces on here if the lad comes up with the goods.... .................

[skycat 6,173]

Even if it's true I still reckon he deserves a big fat BOOOO! for being such an idiot: who the f8ck would go lamping with terrier, ferret box on back (can't really believe that one) and lurcher tied to belt. No way is this guy the full ticket if it is true.