out for a shine last night with the pup and me gun

[ferret15 0]

you got any paperwork to back this up ?

[tote 854]

ps: sorry tote, you must type faster than me!!

 

I wish I could type faster mate,I'm a one finger typer.It takes me a while

but I get there in the end.

[swamper 11]

on a shit day...that made me smile

[gaz 284]

Shit !!! de ya think the boy was fibbing theres me believing every word

[deerhound working 3]

wait till yous read this.... got chatting to a mate yesterday morning who i used to go to the old permission in hexhamsire with and anyway he says to me oh i got new land if you fancy a look out with the gun so obviously i accepted

 

so we loaded the car up at 9 pm last night with the dogs the ferret and the gun..(only had the ferret incase we were there when the sun come up and the box is big enough for it to be in for more than a few hours) got to the permission at 9:25pm had a quick smoke and a cuppa tea then plowed on in too the fields with the pup tied to my belt and the JRT mooching freely we had only been there about 40 mins and had 7 rabbits so not bad going but the best is still to come he decided to try the next field which he didnt have in anycase the next thing i no is im being slapped round the back of the head i turn round to tell my mate to f**k off and behave only too see he has gone and im standing in front of a game keeper (i was only standing in the middle of lord lambtons land) and what have i got with me a loaded gun a ferret 2 dogs and a bag full of bunnys.....

yous can probs guess what happened next got slapped about quite a bit off 4 gampys accused of poaching the rabbits and took to the police station in a land rover against my will....... they roughed my dogs about via there leads and slammed my ferret box on the floor whilst she was still inside poor girl any way as usual the PIGS dont believe me that i didnt get the rabbits off lambtons land and ive got to appear at houghton le spring magistrates court for charges of TRESPASS CARRYING A LOADED WEAPON ON PRIVATE LAND AND POACHING and to make things bettere the police have kenneled my dogs untill after the court hearing

 

 

what the hell

cheers mick

now now lads do the lotto are it could be him :sick:

[Paul in North Lincs 15]

JACKANORY AINT GOT FECK ALL ON YOU ME LAD

 

 

WHAT A LOAD OF COMPLETE 'WORM BURNING' SHTYE............................GET A LIFE SON

[workindogz 0]

anybody moves you from the spot your standing on against you will falls under kidnapp and would be in a hell of a lot of trouble, a friend of mine went away for kidnap he told me this so if all this story is true maybe you can get off by pressing charges against them then dropping charges if they do but if fire arms are involved maybe your beyond help, how the feck could you not see or hear game keepers approaching you any little noise or light or even smell stands out a mile away when in the dark maybe you need a new hobby!

Edited September 6, 2007 by workindogz

[micky 3,325]

When I first read this I thought this guy sounded a bit of a prick... then I read it again, and again...

 

He's got a pup tied to his belt, lamp and battery, jrt running free, a ferret box and 7 bunnies.. oh aye and a gun... with all that stuff clattering around I could have heard you from Belfast...

 

his mate then disappears into thin air and he's standing in front of a gamekeeper....

then gets 'slapped about by 4 Gampies??? who then proceed to rough up his dogs and abuse his ferret...

 

then plod nicks him.............

 

 

you telling porkies boy ?

 

 

well heres 1 4 [bANNED TEXT] ya prick the lamp is camped on to the end of my gun with a small battery off a moped in my pocket. the pup walks by my side all the time on a piece of tie and the JRT has never left me in the 1 1/2 yr ive owned himand the ferret box was on a strap over my shoulder so where is all the clattering?????????

 

then yes my mate did piss off actually and i was roughed up by gampies do [bANNED TEXT] want pics of my marks and dogs were roughed up as they didnt want to get in the land rover and my ferret box was took off my shoulder and threw on the floor

 

so where the f*****g hell is the porkies in that

youmust have looked like a one man band .

do you no what its little muppets like you who make this site crap for everyone with your little sly digs well ill tell you now on my pups life this did happen and if you dont believe me then who gives a f**k

you must have looked like a one man band.

[bullcross1 10]

dont live to far away from lord lamptons. I no of a few lads years ago got caught in there ferreting, and got a good beating, one of the lads went in to the river and wouldnt come out till the police come , but this lads situation sounds a bit crazy to me like

[Guest alastair]

what a situation,all you needed mate was the mouth organ and pedal drum.

[timmy k 591]

them keepers must of been brave basterds slapping an armed man on the back of the head

[poacherjoe 1]

he did say that he had a quick smoke

[rabbit slayer 22]

Good read, made me laugh

[roystoncrankted 1]

might try going there cos them keepers must be soft i always thought they beat the crap out of ya and is the lad that run off still ya mate cos if he is had move to yorkshire and get some proper dogging boys for mates second thoughts billy stop where ya are crank :sick:

[Guest nitevision]

sounds a rum old do to me,if only such shit could happen in reality.