out for a shine last night with the pup and me gun

[speedy 0]

jesus, thats one hell of a load to be lugging about quietly, a gun, 2 dogs, a ferret and a bag of bunnies, add a 13 mile walk to it and a new bit of land to mooch, plus catching up with an old mate to go on the new land...all in the same day, sounds like one eventful day. ...oh and 11.5 hours in custody, feck thats a day i wouldnt fancy.

 

ive bumped into mates after not seeing them for a period and heard some funny stories. some i've believed and others i've taken with a pinch of salt.

 

long and the short - hope your dogs are ok whatever happened.

[Morris 0]

I need him round here, my young boy is a nightmare to get to sleep.

You could tell him a story. That should work.

[TOMO 26,064]

the only thing with me i proved everyone wrong

 

you sure about that mark feck it i couldn't resist

 

you do leave yourself wide open mark TOMO

yes tomo iam always up for a bit of construral critisism,but you was one who told me my dogs would be no good by when there 2 burnt out you said, well wernt you wrong anyway as i said before one day you might get around here and see for yourself mark

 

mark it was a little wind up pull your neck in

 

but feck me. NOWERE and i mean nowere , on any hunting thread on any website have I ever said your dogs would be burned out.

 

I REMEMBER OTHERS SAYING IT TO YOU BUT NOT ME . GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT . BEFOR YOU OPEN YOU BIG GOB . THERE ARE 76O ODD POST BY ME ON THIS SITE FEEL FREE TO GO THROUGH THEM OR ANY OTHER SITE TOMO

[johnnyboy28 1]

[swamper 11]

il show you mine if you show me yours :kiss:

[Guest billybob72]

This is one helluva story ,wondering if poor lad took his medication.that or he might have eaten strange looking mushrooms.Could win a Pulitzer prize for fantasy that one.Post some more,that was the best laugh i've had in ages

[Paul in North Lincs 15]

............................I 've jsut thought of a new word, which I think should be incorporated into modern language.....

 

 

if you suspect someone of lying then they can be an 'elstrado'..................i.e you are full of elstrado.....

 

when you are the victim of a bull shit...then quote:- ' I've been elstrado'ed..................or when on a blagg....." Yes...I gave him a load of elstrado..................

 

there you have it son....

 

 

 

you are now a legend

[Guest curtislj]

............................I 've jsut thought of a new word, which I think should be incorporated into modern language.....

 

 

if you suspect someone of lying then they can be an 'elstrado'..................i.e you are full of elstrado.....

 

when you are the victim of a bull shit...then quote:- ' I've been elstrado'ed..................or when on a blagg....." Yes...I gave him a load of elstrado..................

 

there you have it son....

 

 

 

you are now a legend

[Guest elstudro1986]

AT THE END OF THE DAY RIGHT LADS WHO GIVES A f**k ABOUT A BAIL SHEET RIGHT f*****g TOSSERS WHY WOULD I PUT IT UP IF IT DID NT HAPPEN THINK WHAT YOUS WANT NONE OF YOU WERE THERE SOI f**k OFF AND GO AND f**k YOUR DOGS TIGHT ARSES LIKE YOUS DO XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX ME

[woodchip 2]

AT THE END OF THE DAY RIGHT LADS WHO GIVES A f**k ABOUT A BAIL SHEET RIGHT f*****g TOSSERS WHY WOULD I PUT IT UP IF IT DID NT HAPPEN THINK WHAT YOUS WANT NONE OF YOU WERE THERE SOI f**k OFF AND GO AND f**k YOUR DOGS TIGHT ARSES LIKE YOUS DO XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX ME

 

 

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM NICE BLOKE

[andy mecca 5]

you did'nt happen to park up on the fencehouses to chester-le-street road did you?.now that would be silly

[Guest elstudro1986]

you did'nt happen to park up on the fencehouses to chester-le-street road did you?.now that would be silly

 

 

[bANNED TEXT] GOT PM MATE

[speedlamper 0]

can you get me some of the stuff you where smoking that night?

[johnnyboy28 1]

AT THE END OF THE DAY RIGHT LADS WHO GIVES A f**k ABOUT A BAIL SHEET RIGHT f*****g TOSSERS WHY WOULD I PUT IT UP IF IT DID NT HAPPEN THINK WHAT YOUS WANT NONE OF YOU WERE THERE SOI f**k OFF AND GO AND f**k YOUR DOGS TIGHT ARSES LIKE YOUS DO XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX ME

 

 

This is your quote mate from page 3

 

got some bad news for all of yous lads the charge sheets will be getting posted tomorrow need to go over mothers and use the scanner

so watch this space

 

 

And as for f*****g a dogs tight arse

If your dad would have stuck to doing that ,your mum would not of got pregnant with a bulls**ting twat like you

Edited September 19, 2007 by johnnyboy28

[Guest artic monkey]

Fair comment.....