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they have been here over 140 years, nobody has ever died from a bite in that time and you have more chance of your lottery numbers coming up the getting bitten anyway

Spot on.. Just sqaush the b*****d! :laugh:
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OVERHYPED PAP! I FOUND ONE IN MY KENNEL JUST YESTERDAY AND THATS WHERE I LEFT IT! I WENT INTO MY LOCAL BUILDERS MERCHANTS TODAY TO FIND ONE OF THE STAFF SHATTING THEMSELVES DUE TO THE IDIOTIC RUBBISH ON FACEBOOK! I EXPLAINED TO HIM HOW LONG THEY HAVE BEEN OVER HERE AND THAT THEY ARE PRETTY MUCH HARMLESS! I THEN I MOVED IT OUT THE BUILDING FOR HIM IN MY BARE HAND AND IM STILL HERE TO TELL THE TALE!

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Anyone know what the symptoms of a false widow bite are? My mrs was really ill for 2 weeks a couple of years ago. Swollen joints, everything aching, sleepy all the time. Doctor didn't have a clue and prescribed huge doses of antihistamines that made no difference. Several blood tests later and the result came back "spider bite". There was no localised bite and no-one knew what sort of spider it could have been.

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they have been here over 140 years, nobody has ever died from a bite in that time and you have more chance of your lottery numbers coming up the getting bitten anyway

as i read that my wife was sat next to me telling me we matched three numbers and won 25 quid should i be afraid then.

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they have been here over 140 years, nobody has ever died from a bite in that time and you have more chance of your lottery numbers coming up the getting bitten anyway

as i read that my wife was sat next to me telling me we matched three numbers and won 25 quid should i be afraid then.

 

if you get all 6 emigrate just to make sure you're safe :laugh:

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