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Popped into the local Co-op to see one of the staff about shooting the rabbits that are knocking 7 bells out of the herbaceous borders and the veg patch. Showed her the SACS membership card, told her that night time shooting was not a problem (she wondered why she was not seeing them causing the damage, well this time of year the little baskets are usually out at dusk and after dark).

 

Then the amazing question was asked.

 

"How much do you charge?"

 

To which I replied, "Nothing!"

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You did well, our stores wont wear it here, they say they don't want ties to blood sports :D

I wonder if they would get rid of an infestation of rats then, of course nobody goes ratting for SPORT do they?

 

 

No f**ker walking round with a gun, dogs or ferrets where rats are concerned, rats are knocked on the head in private, away from public gaze ;)

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Sorry to dissapoint you boys, but I think I have had the best ever deal, better than any of those, I got a permission a few years ago on some paddocks owned by a livery yard, never got a penny, but after just over a week or so of showing my face, was invited in by the daughter for coffee, one thing and another, we ended up seeing each other, been together since then. I get dinners, coffee, tea, and plenty of the other as well !

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