Times When Your Dog Made You Look Like A Prick

[marshman 7,758]

When I was a teen me and a mate went with a dog that he'd just bought , two year old 100% or so the bloke said that sold my greenhorn mate it lol. Anyhow try's him on a spot that defo holding the dog starts to bay we check the box at over six foot so we start to dig in some heavy chalk . At about four foot down my mate and me are blowing out of our arses so it's decided I go and get some drinks from the near by shop while my mate Carrys on digging. I return with the drinks and crisps to find my greenhorn mate still digging away with the dog sitting on the spoil watching him dig lol.

[nasher1 258]

 

My dog a few years ago cocked his leg on sum 1 in a wheel chair lol I had to laugh but also gave him a bolloking ha

One of mine does that regularly on the beach, peoples bags, windbreaks, coolbags etc etc etc

 

Cheers, D.

 

I can top that toddler sat on one of them pushalong trikes eating a ice cream, one of my lurchers cocked his leg on him full in the face, I nearly got into a fight over it I did try to apologize but was nearly crying with laughter

[BIGLURKS 874]

Got another one was at a few holes with friends all was going well walked up too a spot we have had a few out off my mate puts the dog in within seconds he is on we get a mark on 5 foot so we know we're in for a good dig since this dog never moves well after a while we break threw so my mate pulls the first one out and pops he's head back in and tells me there is another were going too have too make some more room so out he comes tells me too give him a breather so off too work I go making it wider removing some soil from the back facing away from we're we broke threw dint another friend find it funny too grab a stick and tap me on the back off the legs damn near shit me self never moved so quick in my life bloody gits in stitches over it

[THE GENERAL 1,982]

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[dytkos 17,837]

 

 

My dog a few years ago cocked his leg on sum 1 in a wheel chair lol I had to laugh but also gave him a bolloking ha

One of mine does that regularly on the beach, peoples bags, windbreaks, coolbags etc etc etc

 

Cheers, D.

 

I can top that toddler sat on one of them pushalong trikes eating a ice cream, one of my lurchers cocked his leg on him full in the face, I nearly got into a fight over it I did try to apologize but was nearly crying with laughter

 

Oh yeah! and I forget pushchairs and bicycles LOL

 

Cheers, D.

[Accip74 7,112]

Once out with the lads to show off a new dog, dog was meant to do 'the business' & cost a few quid, we entered him in a large earth & was just watching his tail disappear from view when he let out blood curdling scream! His foe was there to meet him round the corner! No amount of encouragement would get that dog to go back down lol

[Corkman 944]

Enjoying this thread. Honest good craic....... Buddy was out 3 weeks ago with his young bitch. She was game ball to go and bred out of really good stuff. So there he was in company entering his young bitch. In she went not a bother...... found..... stayed...... lads dug in to her with the game. Nice one you would think? But there she was busy licking the game................. Yes cleaning away........ We think she might be useful as she wont get a mark on her and if we ever want to send a specimen away to a taxidermist they will be already clean!! Handy A first for us.......

I also had a dog that would would find, stay, and peep for hours...... I mean hours..... You could dig to him but feet from the game silent as a lamb? I actually lost the dog? No idea where he went? I exercise all the dogs in a quiet spot and he disappeared. had seasoned dogs with me which would find if anything about? He just vanished? Probably in a hole peeping..... as he was young I searched day & night for 2 weeks but nothing. Same dog used to be staring into space in the kennels like he was seeing ghost growling at things? He was defo metally deficient nut job......... Then there was his sister another man had that used to paw the game..... no holding or bitting just pawing and making squirming noises?? WTF? Funny old game the terrier game......

Glad to say we had licky out for another look after I convinced the buddy to bring her along. (lucky to be still there). As I said before she was game ball type. Well I can honestly say she will not be doing anymore licking. The switch well & truly turned on in her head...... Game ball she is.......... Still though the strangest start I have come across though....... and I have renamed her Licky forever more..... however long that is?