whippet 99 2,613 Posted October 3, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2013 going along the lines of pope bendadick :whistling: "once up the bum, no harm done" old Scottish bloke use to work with - " up the shitter, no babysitter"....... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Outlaw Pete 2,224 Posted October 3, 2013 Report Share Posted October 3, 2013 that's a famous quote from a boy...... Umm ..... actually, no, mate. I was about forty three at the time. Here's one, just for you; " Beware the green eyed monster " Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wxm 1,638 Posted October 3, 2013 Report Share Posted October 3, 2013 going along the lines of pope bendadick :whistling: "once up the bum, no harm done" old Scottish bloke use to work with - " up the shitter, no babysitter"....... if the rivers flow red, used the dirt track insted 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wxm 1,638 Posted October 3, 2013 Report Share Posted October 3, 2013 " Oh My God!!! Don't you cum a lot?!? " Sixteen year old girl, staring, aghast, at her dripping right hand. Looking back on that occasion always fills me with a smug sense of satisfaction. that's a famous quote from a boy...... Umm ..... actually, no, mate. I was about forty three at the time. Here's one, just for you; " Beware the green eyed monster " 27 years is a bit of a age gab aint it lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tiercel 6,986 Posted October 3, 2013 Report Share Posted October 3, 2013 (edited) I don't care what your name is! Get those 5000 out of my chip shop. Chip shop owner to Ideation. TC Edited October 3, 2013 by tiercel Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Outlaw Pete 2,224 Posted October 3, 2013 Report Share Posted October 3, 2013 27 years is a bit of a age gab aint it lol Completely her decision, mate. And my prostate! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gonetoearth 5,144 Posted October 3, 2013 Report Share Posted October 3, 2013 Most inspirational thing I ever heard....... Get it done and I give you a blowey . Yeh that was off your sgt major 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whippet 99 2,613 Posted October 3, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2013 lifes but a walking shadow, a poor player..... that struts and frets his hour upon the stage.....and then is heard no more: it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing...... .......shakespeare Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted October 3, 2013 Report Share Posted October 3, 2013 The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong. I'm sure that was ghandi that said that? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted October 3, 2013 Report Share Posted October 3, 2013 The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong. I'm sure that was ghandi that said that? . A person who never made a mistake, never tried anything new. A. Einstein Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted October 3, 2013 Report Share Posted October 3, 2013 The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong. I'm sure that was ghandi that said that? . A person who never made a mistake, never tried anything new. A. Einstein . If you are going through hell, keep going. Winston Churchill 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted October 3, 2013 Report Share Posted October 3, 2013 The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong. I'm sure that was ghandi that said that? . A person who never made a mistake, never tried anything new. A. Einstein . If you are going through hell, keep going. Winston Churchill . A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man considers himself to be a fool. W. Shakespeare 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted October 3, 2013 Report Share Posted October 3, 2013 The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong. I'm sure that was ghandi that said that? . A person who never made a mistake, never tried anything new. A. Einstein . If you are going through hell, keep going. Winston Churchill . A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man considers himself to be a fool. W. Shakespeare up the bum no baby's Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted October 3, 2013 Report Share Posted October 3, 2013 look after you n yours------------------------my granddad 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ArchieHood 3,692 Posted October 3, 2013 Report Share Posted October 3, 2013 "You can only piss with the cock you've got"................... me Nanna. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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